The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Cleary Bikini
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    http://Www…what‘s going on with her tummy, there? She looks like she’s just been unrolled.

  2. Katie Cleary Bikini
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    Is it just me, or is she awkward as hell in front of a camera? I mean, congrats on the bod, yadda yadda, but oy this is painful from a supposed model.

  3. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    neo_v
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    only in America can a POS like this be famous and rich

  4. Bruce Willis
    bigalkie
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    Michael Stipe

  5. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    neo_v
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    is it highly annoying to anyone else when internet losers like us take cheap shots at beautiful women on here?

    She’s nice!

  6. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    bigalkie
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    She obviously read Katie Price’s book.

  7. 50 Cent
    bigalkie
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    He eats pussy

  8. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    bigalkie
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    A day at the domestic abuse clinic. They both look battered.

  9. Oscar De La Hoya
    bigalkie
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    Today.. I wear men’s clothing baby!

  10. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    cutthecrap
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    if I saw this fucking retard walking in my neighborhood, I would have to call the cops. Fucking weirdo. I have no patience for stupid bullshit like this

  11. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    No hate
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    Haters here are terrible and stupid and are no longer entitled to their own opinions. That privilege has been revoked.

  12. Beluga whales can walk???

  13. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
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    Meh!

  14. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
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    Where’s the pine tar rag?

  15. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
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    “Dance, Camilla!!!”

  16. Bruce Willis
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    “Yeah, that’s it. Make sure you get that butt-plug all the way in.”

  17. Lynn Collins Cleavage
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    We know it’s you Shannen Doherty. Changing your name will not confuse us.

  18. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    tlmck
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    Too thick.

  19. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    journalschism
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    Looks like Clint Eastwood digging out a Depends wedgie.

  20. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    journalschism
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    “Once the balloon finishes inflating, it shall carry me off to spare the family further embarrassment. Mother promised.”

  21. Oprah
    journalschism
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    OPRAH: I’ll rip the beating heart out yo chest and show it to ya while you’re still breathin’, chile!”
    VICTIM: Then my heart will still have one more viewer than OWN.

  22. Mel B Cleavage
    journalschism
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    “5 years later and I’m still sucking Eddie’s toenails out of my teeth.”

  23. Bruce Willis
    journalschism
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    Bruce Willis standing between Demi’s legs for old times’ sake.

  24. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    terry
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    She looks slow, but I have seen her in interviews and she comes across pretty smart. But she is a flash in the pan. Those terrible, waspy ass Twilight movies are nothing but Ambercrombie and Fitch meets Beverly Hills 90210 meets True Blood.

  25. 50 Cent
    Zswan
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    “Yep, their wangs are definitely touching.”

  26. 50 Cent
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    He got shot nine times, including in the face. I don’t think “dodgers” is a good caption.

  27. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    squishy
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    Barely recognized him without his baseball cap on…

  28. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    squishy
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    Makes me dizzy just looking at his outfit!

  29. Steven Tyler
    Psycobiff
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    What the hell has happened to Paula Abdul?

  30. Oprah
    Chuchu
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    Looks about right.

  31. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    arnieblackblack
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    UK famewhore – dumbasastump

  32. John C. Reily
    arnieblackblack
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    6 foot fucking leprechaun – Top o’ the mornin to ya!

  33. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    Ivy
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    Look like the Aussie weight-loss reality show “Excess Baggage” has actually worked for him…too bad the rating are crap and no one actually bothered to watch it.

  34. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    lori
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    Go away.

  35. Oscar De La Hoya
    Jonesy
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    He looks like this kid on my street, whose only friend is his toy poodle. Poor toy poodle.

  36. Goldie Hawn
    bernard
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    i thought it was Ozzy

  37. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Blech
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    I think she has to go to the bathroom.

  38. Colostomy Bag

    I AM THE WALRUS! I ATE THE EGG MAN!

  39. meh

    My pregnancy BELLY was the size of ONE of her tittays. HOLY FUCK lady I hope there are like 12 babies in there.

    Jack Ketch is right though this is all the laying of groundwork for some mega-transformation back to her daisy duke car washing bikini body days, if and that’s a big IF it’s remotely physically possible to get back to that since skin doesn’t bounce back all that easily and she got larger before Mr.Thisisthebestyoucandonow put a baby in it.

  40. Oprah
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    Release the Kraken!

  41. Steven Tyler
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    Rock singers from his ancient era all had an obviously effeminate thing going, and yet talked like they were these epic womanizers. Didn’t believe it then, don’t believe it now. It’s like he’s from a prehistoric episode of Glee…

  42. Mel B Cleavage
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    “Oh, Norbit’s police whistle!”

  43. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Indeed
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    cross between Salma Hayek and Paris hilton

  44. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She could probably invest in getting those things pinned back.

  45. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    bigalkie
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    Mariah Cary dons a blonde wig to greet the day and address her legion of fans!

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    bigalkie
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    A candid shot of a mid fifties housewife. Where’s Walt Disney when she needs him most?

  47. John C. Reily
    bigalkie
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    One Milk plus Velocet mate!

  48. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    HailSatan
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    Stud!

  49. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    gigi
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    so… she’s carrying twins then? triplets? good lord man!

  50. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    EricLr
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    If she can’t smile now, I’d hate to think what she’s going to look like 10 years from now, when the only gig she can get is a spot on “Big Brother: Washed-up Celebs Edition.”

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