“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”
I’ll ready the turpentine,
- The Superficial
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http://Www…what‘s going on with her tummy, there? She looks like she’s just been unrolled.
Is it just me, or is she awkward as hell in front of a camera? I mean, congrats on the bod, yadda yadda, but oy this is painful from a supposed model.
Not just you.
only in America can a POS like this be famous and rich
Michael Stipe
is it highly annoying to anyone else when internet losers like us take cheap shots at beautiful women on here?
She’s nice!
She obviously read Katie Price’s book.
He eats pussy
A day at the domestic abuse clinic. They both look battered.
Today.. I wear men’s clothing baby!
if I saw this fucking retard walking in my neighborhood, I would have to call the cops. Fucking weirdo. I have no patience for stupid bullshit like this
Haters here are terrible and stupid and are no longer entitled to their own opinions. That privilege has been revoked.
Beluga whales can walk???
Meh!
Where’s the pine tar rag?
“Dance, Camilla!!!”
“Yeah, that’s it. Make sure you get that butt-plug all the way in.”
We know it’s you Shannen Doherty. Changing your name will not confuse us.
Too thick.
Looks like Clint Eastwood digging out a Depends wedgie.
“Once the balloon finishes inflating, it shall carry me off to spare the family further embarrassment. Mother promised.”
OPRAH: I’ll rip the beating heart out yo chest and show it to ya while you’re still breathin’, chile!”
VICTIM: Then my heart will still have one more viewer than OWN.
“5 years later and I’m still sucking Eddie’s toenails out of my teeth.”
Bruce Willis standing between Demi’s legs for old times’ sake.
She looks slow, but I have seen her in interviews and she comes across pretty smart. But she is a flash in the pan. Those terrible, waspy ass Twilight movies are nothing but Ambercrombie and Fitch meets Beverly Hills 90210 meets True Blood.
“Yep, their wangs are definitely touching.”
He got shot nine times, including in the face. I don’t think “dodgers” is a good caption.
lol!
Barely recognized him without his baseball cap on…
Makes me dizzy just looking at his outfit!
What the hell has happened to Paula Abdul?
Looks about right.
UK famewhore – dumbasastump
6 foot fucking leprechaun – Top o’ the mornin to ya!
Look like the Aussie weight-loss reality show “Excess Baggage” has actually worked for him…too bad the rating are crap and no one actually bothered to watch it.
Go away.
He looks like this kid on my street, whose only friend is his toy poodle. Poor toy poodle.
i thought it was Ozzy
I think she has to go to the bathroom.
I AM THE WALRUS! I ATE THE EGG MAN!
My pregnancy BELLY was the size of ONE of her tittays. HOLY FUCK lady I hope there are like 12 babies in there.
Jack Ketch is right though this is all the laying of groundwork for some mega-transformation back to her daisy duke car washing bikini body days, if and that’s a big IF it’s remotely physically possible to get back to that since skin doesn’t bounce back all that easily and she got larger before Mr.Thisisthebestyoucandonow put a baby in it.
Release the Kraken!
Rock singers from his ancient era all had an obviously effeminate thing going, and yet talked like they were these epic womanizers. Didn’t believe it then, don’t believe it now. It’s like he’s from a prehistoric episode of Glee…
“Oh, Norbit’s police whistle!”
cross between Salma Hayek and Paris hilton
She could probably invest in getting those things pinned back.
Mariah Cary dons a blonde wig to greet the day and address her legion of fans!
A candid shot of a mid fifties housewife. Where’s Walt Disney when she needs him most?
One Milk plus Velocet mate!
Stud!
so… she’s carrying twins then? triplets? good lord man!
If she can’t smile now, I’d hate to think what she’s going to look like 10 years from now, when the only gig she can get is a spot on “Big Brother: Washed-up Celebs Edition.”