The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Katie Cleary Bikini
    lawn
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    This is why God gave us paper bags.

  2. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Action
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    They’re playing Gay Chicken. Both lost.

  3. Oprah
    Coyote
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    I am “The Force”, You fool

  4. terry

    She’s been a pregger for two fucking years! Have that goddamn baby already!

  5. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    j/k
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    Look Lois, they’re as big as your head!

  6. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Scott3876
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    I think she looks fantastic and very womanly. Beautiful!

  7. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    j/k
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    Right now Flavor-Flav is somewhere going, “WOOOOOOW.”

  8. Oprah
    j/k
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    “Bitch, you’re not gonna put that on the Internet.”

  9. Steven Tyler
    j/k
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    Something is wrong when you makes Prince’s clothes look even gayer.

  10. 50 Cent
    j/k
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    “Eeeeew. Dem niggas is kissin!”
    -Boondocks

  11. Goldie Hawn
    Just_As_it_Is
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    Aren’t you supposed to call emergency and get transported in an ambulance when you get run over by a truck?

  12. Oscar De La Hoya
    God
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    he has a daughter and she looks so much like him

  13. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
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    I’m amazed they were able to get a picture of Mayweather with his mouth closed.

  14. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
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    I would show this chick the best 30 seconds of her life. Sorry… my life.

  15. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
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    “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

  16. Goldie Hawn
    tlmck
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    Snockered

  17. Goldie Hawn
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    Is that Billy Ray Cyrus in drag?

  18. Oprah
    tlmck
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    Somebody must be holding up a small child.

  19. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
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    Have you seen the names of places in Wales? They don’t need heavy weaponry… any invading force will lose hope just reading the road signs.

  20. John C. Reily
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    I thought it was Larry Hagman in the thumbnail.

  21. Katie Cleary Bikini
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    Well, if you shave the front, you may as well shave the back too.

  22. Steven Tyler
    Mike
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    Gayer the David Lee Roth……Check!

  23. Oprah
    earlpants
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    Lady Gaga looks different…

  24. Lynn Collins Cleavage
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    The poor man’s Dita von Teese.

  25. Oscar De La Hoya
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    Is this boxing? Because he looks like he’s lining up to block a penalty kick.

  26. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Fred
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    That’s an amazing kitchen. How did she fit all those plants in there? She must be rich.

  27. EmmaWatson's Vagina

    Wow one week and no Rose McGowan pics. I think fish has come over his McGowan addiction.

  28. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Do_Freebird
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    What’s with the old pictures of OctoMom? And when did she dye her hair black. God, eight kids makes you look enormous!

  29. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Do_Freebird
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    I fuck her until her ears bled. And she has big fucking ears.

  30. Steven Tyler
    Nug
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    She was great in the movie Dark Crystal.

  31. John C. Reily
    Nug
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    A human being’s made of more than air
    With all that bulk, you’re bound to see him there
    Unless that human bein’ next to you
    Is unimpressive, undistinguished
    You know who…

  32. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Nug
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    Let me guess…he took an arrow to the knee

  33. Goldie Hawn
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    Um, you put the wrong comment on the wrong pic. I’ll fix it for you: David Lee Roth performs with Van Halen in New York City.

  34. forrest

    you won’t see any difference at the beach with other americans even when they aren’t pregnant.

  35. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
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    Is that why Jamie’s Cryin!?

  36. Bonk

    Time to put that 200 pounder out to pasture.

  37. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    Rev
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    Nice to have some real musicians still around in this age of AutoTune and pop product… Easily the best album to be released in over a decade. Music is back!

    • fartbucket

      AHAHAHAHAHAHA Half the album was originally written in the 70s. It’s just a different kind of leftover, nothing new here.

  38. Steven Tyler
    4Poster
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    Dude stands like a lady

  39. John C. Reily
    dooood
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    you know what to do when you’re on fire?
    stop drop and roll dummie!

    - for your health

  40. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    El Jefe
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    Someone decided to take on Kate Gosselin and the Duggars all in one shot I see.

  41. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
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    For I art Blacker, Blacker than thou.

  42. Oscar De La Hoya
    El Jefe
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    He is excited because the loser of the fight has to go out on a date with him.

  43. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
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    “Move along, there’s no Photoshop to see here, folks” – Captain Sarcasm

  44. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
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    Kevin Welfareline.

  45. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
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    Made from the skin of my girlfriend’s face.

  46. Oscar De La Hoya
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    He knows it’s not nice to point. Nice to see a fella with manners.

  47. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
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    This is probably what the Virgin Mary would’ve looked like had she lived in California.

  48. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
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    Wait, she’s in Florida to shoot spring breakers? I mean, I dislike frat boys as much as anyone, but that seems a little harsh.

  49. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    W.C. Fields
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    Unwashed, unattractive, untalented.

  50. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
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    In all seriousness, can someone tell me what the thing on top of that gun is?

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