The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    The Beagles
    Commented on this photo:

    Welcome to the Hotel California
    You can stuff your face
    She will stuff her face
    Jess is eatin it up at the Hotel California
    Don’t be surprised
    If you run outta pies

  2. Mothra

    Fish, I’m starting to believe Davey Jones Sanduskied the shit out of you.

  3. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Commented on this photo:

    “Somebody help me…I’m so confused!”

  4. Goldie Hawn
    Deacon Jones
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    “Ol’ Jack always says… what the…. hell??”

  5. Oprah
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Despite an energetic audition, media mogul Winfrey failed to win the role of Catwoman in the next Dark Knight film.

  6. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Is the rest of him in those bags?

  7. Bruce Willis
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone gimme a hand with Rumer’s head, it’s stuck!

  8. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Commented on this photo:

    That is one HUGE cellphone!

  9. 50 Cent
    Deacon Jones
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    “And this is the face I make when I have to think about something”

  10. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    LegMan
    Commented on this photo:

    My batter is up!!

  11. Oprah
    Raoul
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    Oh my God! They actually got a photo of one of her soul reapings!

  12. Steven Tyler
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    Chelsea Handler looks better as a brunette, I think.

  13. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    I likey

  14. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    She only looks tiny because the dude standing next to her is Baby Huey!

  15. Oprah
    KungFu Panda
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again ….. Monkey picking peaches!

  16. Goldie Hawn
    Commented on this photo:

    Scared me. I thought this was another picture of David Lee Roth.

  17. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    uncle denial
    Commented on this photo:

    “I say, having sane gun laws isn’t much fun. When will Mummy let me play with a real gun? PEW!!! PEW!!!”

  18. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
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    “By Gawd, I just love it when Mummie lets be play soldier.”

  19. Oprah
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve gotten so sick and tired of Oprah that I think I’d rather look at additional pictures of Kim Kardashian.

  20. Steven Tyler
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    Steven, c’mon, dude…you’re standing like a chick.

  21. Mel B Cleavage
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    “You must be eating too much salt. I gotta spit this stuff out!”

  22. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    Commented on this photo:

    “FLAVIN!!”

    -Jerry Lewis

  23. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    dickfreeman
    Commented on this photo:

    who has bigger ears her or KATE HUDSON I cant decide.

  24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s there to release baby Shamoo back into it’s natural habitat.

  25. 50 Cent
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Do they both get to hit him?

  26. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    dickfreeman
    Commented on this photo:

    WHOOPE GOLDBERG and LIL JONS LOVECHILD.

  27. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t care what you say that butt is thick.

  28. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    These boobs are made for flopping;
    And that’s just what they’ll do.
    One of these days these boobs will flop all over you.

  29. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    yes!!!!!

  30. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Eeep-unattractive as heck. She looks nice after a few hours in the makeup/hair styling chair.

  31. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
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    so he’s on the Gerard Butler diet now?

  32. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Mama Cass is back from the dead and went for a walk with blonde hair

  33. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    rocknroll
    Commented on this photo:

    im embarrassed.

  34. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    Listened to the new Van Halen cd. SUCKS ASS!!!

  35. Mel B Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    Does she have a lil’ wayne stuck in her teeth???

  36. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Smiling because she is in France and knows she doesn’t have to shave her pits

  37. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    “You there – workfare boy…I’ve deaded you.”

  38. Oprah
    pretty vacant
    Commented on this photo:

    who?

  39. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    Charles concentrated hard as he read the autocue instructions…..
    1. Aim
    2. Squeeze gently with right index finger”

  40. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    navvet
    Commented on this photo:

    I only hope she doesn’t go the way of most fillipina’s. Young and tight untill about 30 then boiiing fat and ugly.

  41. Lynn Collins Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Something tells me the skin on her bum would be like warm porcelain.

  42. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    Commented on this photo:

    that is one ugly bastard…

  43. 50 Cent
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmmmmm how many white women have I been with? That’s a tough one….”

  44. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am pretty sure you aren’t supposed to inject HGH into your face.

  45. John C. Reily
    Commented on this photo:

    This guy MUST have been a carny in his previous life…

  46. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    stacy
    Commented on this photo:

    NIce

  47. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    You dirty rat………………….

  48. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    My angel is the centerfold

  49. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    George P Burdell
    Commented on this photo:

    Undercover angel, midnight fantasy

  50. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    Commented on this photo:

    The Angels’ second best Pujols.

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