“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”
I’ll ready the turpentine,
- The Superficial
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Welcome to the Hotel California
You can stuff your face
She will stuff her face
Jess is eatin it up at the Hotel California
Don’t be surprised
If you run outta pies
Fish, I’m starting to believe Davey Jones Sanduskied the shit out of you.
“Somebody help me…I’m so confused!”
“Ol’ Jack always says… what the…. hell??”
+10
Despite an energetic audition, media mogul Winfrey failed to win the role of Catwoman in the next Dark Knight film.
Is the rest of him in those bags?
Just the gravity boots he thought he’d need in Australia
Someone gimme a hand with Rumer’s head, it’s stuck!
That is one HUGE cellphone!
“And this is the face I make when I have to think about something”
“And this is the face I make when I’m taking a dump!”
My batter is up!!
Oh my God! They actually got a photo of one of her soul reapings!
Bahahahaha
Chelsea Handler looks better as a brunette, I think.
I likey
You’re not fooling anyone “Deacon.” We know it’s you, A-Rod.
Me2…these other “men” apparently haven’t got a clue.
She only looks tiny because the dude standing next to her is Baby Huey!
she looks small cause she is small. for some reason everyone wants her to be fat.
Not fluent in sarcasm, I see…
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again ….. Monkey picking peaches!
Scared me. I thought this was another picture of David Lee Roth.
i know, right?!?!?!
Hey now, DLR still looks better than that.
“I say, having sane gun laws isn’t much fun. When will Mummy let me play with a real gun? PEW!!! PEW!!!”
“By Gawd, I just love it when Mummie lets be play soldier.”
“Not as good as shooting fluffy defenseless things.”
I’ve gotten so sick and tired of Oprah that I think I’d rather look at additional pictures of Kim Kardashian.
Steven, c’mon, dude…you’re standing like a chick.
“You must be eating too much salt. I gotta spit this stuff out!”
“FLAVIN!!”
-Jerry Lewis
+100!
ahahahahaahha
who has bigger ears her or KATE HUDSON I cant decide.
Somewhere here there’s a Dumbo joke…
She’s there to release baby Shamoo back into it’s natural habitat.
Do they both get to hit him?
WHOOPE GOLDBERG and LIL JONS LOVECHILD.
I don’t care what you say that butt is thick.
These boobs are made for flopping;
And that’s just what they’ll do.
One of these days these boobs will flop all over you.
Thank you. That would be cool!
yes!!!!!
Eeep-unattractive as heck. She looks nice after a few hours in the makeup/hair styling chair.
so he’s on the Gerard Butler diet now?
Mama Cass is back from the dead and went for a walk with blonde hair
im embarrassed.
Listened to the new Van Halen cd. SUCKS ASS!!!
No it doesn’t. I love it!
Does she have a lil’ wayne stuck in her teeth???
Smiling because she is in France and knows she doesn’t have to shave her pits
“You there – workfare boy…I’ve deaded you.”
HAHAHA
who?
Charles concentrated hard as he read the autocue instructions…..
1. Aim
2. Squeeze gently with right index finger”
I only hope she doesn’t go the way of most fillipina’s. Young and tight untill about 30 then boiiing fat and ugly.
Something tells me the skin on her bum would be like warm porcelain.
that is one ugly bastard…
“Hmmmmm how many white women have I been with? That’s a tough one….”
I am pretty sure you aren’t supposed to inject HGH into your face.
… or your fingers.
This guy MUST have been a carny in his previous life…
PREVIOUS life?
NIce
You dirty rat………………….
My angel is the centerfold
wouldn’t your angel be in centerfield?
Undercover angel, midnight fantasy
The Angels’ second best Pujols.
You misspelled poo holes. You’re welcome.