“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”
I’ll ready the turpentine,
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Someone needs to tell the Queen that the world hates whitey right now and she is not fucking helping.
Fuck the world.
Even as a woman I can imagine, how painfull it is, to pinch your little friend in the car door.
Sitting on your balls hurts real bad, too.
Look! It’s Floyd Mayweather with yet another guy who isn’t Manny Pacquiao. Fight Manny or go away.
Pretty much right on par with what I was thinking…
Pretty sure Manny is the one ducking and making excuses all the time. I only follow their drama in a cursory manner and really don’t care, but it seems that Manny is the one always making excuses.
They’re both at fault in different ways — Pacquiao with the weird “don’t take my blood it makes me weak” thing and Mayweather with … well, everything else. Unreasonable demands and slander and unscheduled vacations both self- and government-imposed. Mayweather is an utter dick. I hope Cotto smacks him around good, and then he *has* to slink into the Pacquiao fight to save his rep, and then he gets smacked around good again. Ah, fantasies.
I think the blood issue has been resolved. It’s now how much should go to whom. That isn’t Manny’s fault anymore.
“SEE!” said every racist on Earth.
Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!
LOL.
He clearly is a nice guy, smiling even when his street organ was stolen
Help!
Orange glad she got tits?
“Dude, I totally love your cologne. I just want you to know that”
“Thanks, that’s a nice jacket”
Was the reward system set up in the 80′s???
Man, if that’s not the ultimate perk for him, I don’t know what is….
I though the song was ‘panama’, not ‘douche beret’.
Never have the lyrics –
Yeah we’re runnin’ a little hot tonight.
I Can barely see the road from from the heat comin’ off
You know what I’m sayin’
Ahh… I reach down between my legs… n’ ease the seat back…
meant so much.
What, no “I bet her shadow weighs 600 pounds!” comments yet?
What are you wattling at?
When you’re known for wearing women’s fishnet stockings and high heel shoes the last thing you want to do is smile and touch your penis when someone is taking your picture. Trust me I know from experience.
Mufasa needs to go bac on a diet…
Hey blokes, this is what the French use!
Great Unglue Bert should not be left alone with the kids.
auto correct is a bitte
He’s becoming unglued? Is that what you are saying?
The lady with the red hair said ‘I hear your network is tanking’ and Oprah lost her shit.
“Tunchi!”
Never sure how to react when she turns up smiling and looking hot . . . oh right, sex please!
YOU KNOW I’M FAT, I’M FAT, OOOH I’M REALLY FAT
HAM ON
HAM ON
HAM ON RYE
If it hurts that much when you poop try chewing your food more.
Going on month 14 of her pregnancy… they usually induce by now.
Somebody’s jealous of Russell Brand.
Slut clothes are not “fashion”
i disagree
These other guys that comment here would kick you out of bed that’s why you should pick me to jiz all over your picture.
I think its nice she still feels pretty after the mastectomy.
Somebody done lost his prego belly.
Nope, still looks at about six months!
Don Knotts is pretty limber !
Gotta give it to her she’s got a gorgeous body.
Laguna Beach?
yep. montage resort
Why is she the one celebrity NOT wearing a scarf ?
It is epic and amazing and I am so glad that none of us have to smell her farts.
How has England not been taken over by any other country ?
it was, but only by ancient tribes that settled there. like vikings, normans, denmark, britons, saxons etc.
Gee, how big were those countries’ paintball guns ?
Good thing you don’t have a wig on, cause I’d beat you like you was my wife.
That’s one sassy diva !
“Why is everyone making fun of me? I’m not the one ducking Pacquiao.”
Jesus fucking christ, are you people looking at the same picture I am? What is wrong with her? She looks great from behind!
Not after porn-girl-in-Angels-jacket, she doesn’t.
“This means that the elements which comprise the theory of relativity are not based on hypothesis but on empirical discovery. The empirical discovery leads to understanding the general characteristics of natural processes. Mathematical models are then developed which separate the natural processes into theoretical-mathematical descriptions. “
He still needs to address two important questions.
1. Harvey Brown’s argument that principle theories lack the explanatory power of constructive theories, and
2. Why the huge fucking skateboard?
Dear Fish,
Please let this be the first time two comments make TMIPOTI.
Love, Me
Actually, I’ve felt for some time that Fish should do a thread of the week.
Ironically, Lil Wayne was enrolled in the gifted programme, an honour student, and studied psychology at the University of Phoenix. Not too shabby, really.
+1. LOLed.
Finally, a way to make baseball interesting.
EVERYONE TAKE COVER…SHE’S GONNA BLOW!
MAMA MIA!!
She’s that tiny? Great, now I feel even more pervy.
It’s just not enough for me that he have a somewhat interesting stage persona……dude needs to be able to sing, and he can’t. Eddie can work that guitar whammie bar until it falls off but unless your frontman can croak in tune the songs will suck.
Thank God…I thought I was the only one who thinks this guy is a joke.
The joke is old and it never was very funny.
Agreed.
Stick a fork into the Great British Empire, it’s done.
“No, no…this time I’ll do the windows and you can do the kitchen…”
Tormented by dreams of attack by a horde of zombie Dianas, Prince Charles forms a specialized military unit, armed with guns that shoot distracting pellets of bangers n’ mash.
“Oh dear, one thought you said peasant shooting.”
“So… Kiss and make up?”
‘Fuckin’ sesame snaps!’