The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Whitey
    Commented on this photo:

    Someone needs to tell the Queen that the world hates whitey right now and she is not fucking helping.

  2. Bruce Willis
    Commented on this photo:

    Even as a woman I can imagine, how painfull it is, to pinch your little friend in the car door.

  3. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Commented on this photo:

    Look! It’s Floyd Mayweather with yet another guy who isn’t Manny Pacquiao. Fight Manny or go away.

    • LilBee

      Pretty much right on par with what I was thinking…

    • El Jefe

      Pretty sure Manny is the one ducking and making excuses all the time. I only follow their drama in a cursory manner and really don’t care, but it seems that Manny is the one always making excuses.

    • They’re both at fault in different ways — Pacquiao with the weird “don’t take my blood it makes me weak” thing and Mayweather with … well, everything else. Unreasonable demands and slander and unscheduled vacations both self- and government-imposed. Mayweather is an utter dick. I hope Cotto smacks him around good, and then he *has* to slink into the Pacquiao fight to save his rep, and then he gets smacked around good again. Ah, fantasies.

    • MM

      I think the blood issue has been resolved. It’s now how much should go to whom. That isn’t Manny’s fault anymore.

  4. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Commented on this photo:

    “SEE!” said every racist on Earth.

  5. Oprah
    Temple of Poon
    Commented on this photo:

    Bali Mangthi Kali Ma!

  6. John C. Reily
    Commented on this photo:

    He clearly is a nice guy, smiling even when his street organ was stolen

  7. Bruce Willis
    Inner Voice
    Commented on this photo:

    Help!

  8. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    Beep Beep ur Done
    Commented on this photo:

    Orange glad she got tits?

  9. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Commented on this photo:

    “Dude, I totally love your cologne. I just want you to know that”
    “Thanks, that’s a nice jacket”

  10. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Commented on this photo:

    Was the reward system set up in the 80′s???

  11. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Commented on this photo:

    Man, if that’s not the ultimate perk for him, I don’t know what is….

  12. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I though the song was ‘panama’, not ‘douche beret’.

    • fartbucket

      Never have the lyrics –

      Yeah we’re runnin’ a little hot tonight.
      I Can barely see the road from from the heat comin’ off
      You know what I’m sayin’
      Ahh… I reach down between my legs… n’ ease the seat back…

      meant so much.

  13. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    What, no “I bet her shadow weighs 600 pounds!” comments yet?

  14. Goldie Hawn
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    What are you wattling at?

  15. Oscar De La Hoya
    The Hoff
    Commented on this photo:

    When you’re known for wearing women’s fishnet stockings and high heel shoes the last thing you want to do is smile and touch your penis when someone is taking your picture. Trust me I know from experience.

  16. Oprah
    Commented on this photo:

    Mufasa needs to go bac on a diet…

  17. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey blokes, this is what the French use!

  18. John C. Reily
    Dicken Divers
    Commented on this photo:

    Great Unglue Bert should not be left alone with the kids.

  19. Oprah
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    The lady with the red hair said ‘I hear your network is tanking’ and Oprah lost her shit.

  20. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Box
    Commented on this photo:

    “Tunchi!”

  21. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Never sure how to react when she turns up smiling and looking hot . . . oh right, sex please!

  22. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    I_HEART_HUCKABEES
    Commented on this photo:

    YOU KNOW I’M FAT, I’M FAT, OOOH I’M REALLY FAT

    HAM ON
    HAM ON
    HAM ON RYE

  23. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Doctor Poop
    Commented on this photo:

    If it hurts that much when you poop try chewing your food more.

  24. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Going on month 14 of her pregnancy… they usually induce by now.

  25. Steven Tyler
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody’s jealous of Russell Brand.

  26. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Slut clothes are not “fashion”

  27. Katie Cleary Bikini
    That One Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    These other guys that comment here would kick you out of bed that’s why you should pick me to jiz all over your picture.

  28. Steven Tyler
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    I think its nice she still feels pretty after the mastectomy.

  29. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    blonde
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody done lost his prego belly.

  30. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Don Knotts is pretty limber !

  31. Katie Cleary Bikini
    Butter Fays
    Commented on this photo:

    Gotta give it to her she’s got a gorgeous body.

  32. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Laguna Beach?

  33. Goldie Hawn
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is she the one celebrity NOT wearing a scarf ?

  34. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It is epic and amazing and I am so glad that none of us have to smell her farts.

  35. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    How has England not been taken over by any other country ?

  36. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing you don’t have a wig on, cause I’d beat you like you was my wife.

  37. Steven Tyler
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s one sassy diva !

  38. Oscar De La Hoya
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why is everyone making fun of me? I’m not the one ducking Pacquiao.”

  39. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    Urall Fhags
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus fucking christ, are you people looking at the same picture I am? What is wrong with her? She looks great from behind!

  40. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    “This means that the elements which comprise the theory of relativity are not based on hypothesis but on empirical discovery. The empirical discovery leads to understanding the general characteristics of natural processes. Mathematical models are then developed which separate the natural processes into theoretical-mathematical descriptions. “

  41. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally, a way to make baseball interesting.

  42. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    EVERYONE TAKE COVER…SHE’S GONNA BLOW!

  43. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    MAMA MIA!!

  44. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s that tiny? Great, now I feel even more pervy.

  45. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s just not enough for me that he have a somewhat interesting stage persona……dude needs to be able to sing, and he can’t. Eddie can work that guitar whammie bar until it falls off but unless your frontman can croak in tune the songs will suck.

  46. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Stick a fork into the Great British Empire, it’s done.

  47. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Commented on this photo:

    “No, no…this time I’ll do the windows and you can do the kitchen…”

  48. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Frank Burns
    Commented on this photo:

    Tormented by dreams of attack by a horde of zombie Dianas, Prince Charles forms a specialized military unit, armed with guns that shoot distracting pellets of bangers n’ mash.

  49. Floyd Mayweather Miguel Cotto
    Raoul
    Commented on this photo:

    “So… Kiss and make up?”

  50. Mel B Cleavage
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘Fuckin’ sesame snaps!’

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