“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”
I’ll ready the turpentine,
- The Superficial
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I don’t know who she is, but I’m glad she’s an Angel fan.
Kurt, take off Goldie’s wig. You aren’t fooling anybody.
Bahahaha
Truly the scariest spice of them all.
Imagine the money she’ll make on “How Jess Got her Body Back,” if she ever does … Lord Liftin’ !! she’s HUGE !!
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Nice try… I already know what Nicole Eggert looks like now.
Dude looks like a lady … Janice Dickinson, to be exact.
“Hush now, mah little Volkswagen Beetle. Momma gunna birth you real soon.”
Weezy of Luv… starting Sunday, March 1st, 2019 on VH1.
Everybody wants none!
I want none too!!!
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yes please. YUM YUM.
Is this their new display at Movieland Wax Museum?
If it is, tell someone to move Sly away from the heaters… his face is starting to melt.
YES!!!
Vlad Guerrero’s ass looks amazing.
1 kick – we go Burger King, 2 kicks – Arby’s
I don’t know….something tells me she’s into bdsm.
I’m shocked he hasn’t been on an episode of “How Winning The Lottery Changed My Life” yet.
“BITCH! Gimme that cheeseburger!”
“And this is the angry face I make when Fish posts political stuff.”
Dang. I clicked on the smaller pic because I thought it was a lady….it is.
Oi, my hemorrhoids…. now JUMP you whippersnappers!
Bad case of Mom ass.
Bad case of pancake hairy puffy nipples.
Whe did Little Wayne turn into Little John?
When they accidently fed him after midnight.
As long as he doesn’t get wet we should be safe!
HAHAHA – that lousy cunt Kate Hudson is gonna look JUST LIKE THAT. justice is served.
Mybe he’s the dingo that ate your baby.
Nah, he’s such a dumbass he’d eat the tent instead.
Wherever the opposite end of the globe is, that’s where you’ll find Kurt Russell.
I keep my panic room well stocked with Kristen Stewart’s.
That expression is a little too George w. Bush -Riding- a- tractor happy for me.
The way he looks holding that paint gun, I have to believe those green things are the actual size of his balls.
Who should we kill first…
Steven Tyler
The people who made those clothes
The guy who first made heroin
Or the guy who fixed the lighting above Tyler’s mirror?
Fun fact: Heroin was first trademarked in Germany as a pain medication and a cough suppressant, and is so named because of it’s “heroic” restorative powers.
The more you know.
i also read somewhere that bayer helped develop it
“Someday this’ll all be yers, punkin.”
No way in hell these two didn’t meet at the plastic surgeon’s office.
I’m sure there’s some money from Eddie Murphy’s child support payments for a toothbrush or toothpick. (Yet, apparently not enough for a good dress.)
Gave me a boner
At first glance, I legit thought the caption said at Escape for Total Retards.
It’s supposed to.
Nice claw.
Which one of his daughters is that behind him? That’s the best I’ve seen her look in a while.
Stalker alert.
looks like someone’s pantyhose are itchy…
Dunno man all I see are big ears, big forehead and fucked up nose, she’s half way to faces of meth.
More like faces unkept.
Is he the new spokesperson for ‘Opps, I Crapped My Pants’?
I am going to throw her a slider.
eta ‘…high and inside’.
I’ll throw my curved inside.
Somebody enjoyed prison
I barely recognize him without his lace bra on.
I thought Crnl Klink had a monacle?
She’s got a fat fucking stomach
I’ve just realized how difficult it must for somebody so little, never to see the faces of other people. What a lonely world.
shuddup jealous Giraffe. She is fun size, the way all women should be. Petite and beautiful
Needs more hair covering the disgrace that is your botched plastic surgery face.
Oh, that’s interesting, they invented ugly hot pants.
Why hello there, Rumer Willis.
That’t really unfair. This dude is way cuter than Rumer.
More like a cross of Rumer & Salma Hyek
More like a bad case of Salma Hayek face.
I see a hybrid of Rumer & Salma & Paris.