The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.2.12

March 2nd, 2012 // 514 Comments

“Baby. This state ain’t big enough for us no more.”

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Bruce Willis at the exact moment the valet found his keys – “Right here, Meester Weeles. They are keys, senor, not, como se dice? Demi Moore’s bullshit fake marijuana.” – Kate Hudson just absolutely hammered and Photo Boy’s Prince Charles obsession finally pays dividends with a vital piece of intel. “Her Royal Majesty’s Paintball Brigade shall be an impenetrable force restoring this once great empire to its former glory. Now flash them those pearly off-yellows, chaps. TO VICTORY!”

I’ll ready the turpentine,

- The Superficial

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Photos: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    Ed G.
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know who she is, but I’m glad she’s an Angel fan.

  2. Goldie Hawn
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    Kurt, take off Goldie’s wig. You aren’t fooling anybody.

  3. Mel B Cleavage
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    Truly the scariest spice of them all.

  4. Jack Ketch

    Imagine the money she’ll make on “How Jess Got her Body Back,” if she ever does … Lord Liftin’ !! she’s HUGE !!

  5. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    jeffiner
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    1

  6. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nice try… I already know what Nicole Eggert looks like now.

  7. Steven Tyler
    Jack Ketch
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    Dude looks like a lady … Janice Dickinson, to be exact.

  8. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    JC
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    “Hush now, mah little Volkswagen Beetle. Momma gunna birth you real soon.”

  9. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Weezy of Luv… starting Sunday, March 1st, 2019 on VH1.

  10. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    Everybody wants none!

  11. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    Biff
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    Is this their new display at Movieland Wax Museum?

    • dontkillthemessenger

      If it is, tell someone to move Sly away from the heaters… his face is starting to melt.

  12. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    yes please. YUM YUM.

  13. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    jeffiner
    Commented on this photo:

    YES!!!

  14. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Vlad Guerrero’s ass looks amazing.

  15. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    1 kick – we go Burger King, 2 kicks – Arby’s

  16. Lynn Collins Cleavage
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t know….something tells me she’s into bdsm.

  17. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m shocked he hasn’t been on an episode of “How Winning The Lottery Changed My Life” yet.

  18. Oprah
    jeffiner
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    “BITCH! Gimme that cheeseburger!”

  19. 50 Cent
    JC
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    “And this is the angry face I make when Fish posts political stuff.”

  20. Steven Tyler
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    Dang. I clicked on the smaller pic because I thought it was a lady….it is.

  21. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    Oi, my hemorrhoids…. now JUMP you whippersnappers!

  22. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Bad case of Mom ass.

  23. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Whe did Little Wayne turn into Little John?

  24. Goldie Hawn
    Any Guy
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHA – that lousy cunt Kate Hudson is gonna look JUST LIKE THAT. justice is served.

  25. Kevin Federline Weight Loss Haircut
    Jill
    Commented on this photo:

    Mybe he’s the dingo that ate your baby.

  26. Goldie Hawn
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Wherever the opposite end of the globe is, that’s where you’ll find Kurt Russell.

  27. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I keep my panic room well stocked with Kristen Stewart’s.

  28. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    Jill
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    That expression is a little too George w. Bush -Riding- a- tractor happy for me.

  29. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The way he looks holding that paint gun, I have to believe those green things are the actual size of his balls.

  30. Steven Tyler
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Who should we kill first…
    Steven Tyler
    The people who made those clothes
    The guy who first made heroin
    Or the guy who fixed the lighting above Tyler’s mirror?

  31. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    CBN
    Commented on this photo:

    “Someday this’ll all be yers, punkin.”

  32. Sylvester Stallone Jennifer Flavin
    Jill
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    No way in hell these two didn’t meet at the plastic surgeon’s office.

  33. Mel B Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m sure there’s some money from Eddie Murphy’s child support payments for a toothbrush or toothpick. (Yet, apparently not enough for a good dress.)

  34. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly Dress
    Jennifer
    Commented on this photo:

    Gave me a boner

  35. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    ts
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    At first glance, I legit thought the caption said at Escape for Total Retards.

  36. Goldie Hawn
    Jiminy Cryptic
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice claw.

  37. Bruce Willis
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Which one of his daughters is that behind him? That’s the best I’ve seen her look in a while.

  38. Jessica Wright Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Stalker alert.

  39. Oscar De La Hoya
    ts
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like someone’s pantyhose are itchy…

  40. Kristen Stewart Bra See Through Shirt
    Gangster
    Commented on this photo:

    Dunno man all I see are big ears, big forehead and fucked up nose, she’s half way to faces of meth.

  41. David Lee Roth Leather Pants Van Halen
    difficult brown
    Commented on this photo:

    Is he the new spokesperson for ‘Opps, I Crapped My Pants’?

  42. Jordan Carver Butt Miniskirt
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am going to throw her a slider.

  43. Lil Wayne Shirtless Skateboard
    Well Hello There
    Commented on this photo:

    Somebody enjoyed prison

  44. Oscar De La Hoya
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    I barely recognize him without his lace bra on.

  45. Prince Charles Paintball Gun
    difficult brown
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Crnl Klink had a monacle?

  46. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    Peta Rodriguez
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    She’s got a fat fucking stomach

  47. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve just realized how difficult it must for somebody so little, never to see the faces of other people. What a lonely world.

  48. Goldie Hawn
    Hi Mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Needs more hair covering the disgrace that is your botched plastic surgery face.

  49. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Cheeks Jean Shorts
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, that’s interesting, they invented ugly hot pants.

  50. Katie Cleary Bikini
    JPC
    Commented on this photo:

    Why hello there, Rumer Willis.

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