The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.18.16

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring JLo’s technicolor butt, the wizard formerly known as Michael Stipe, some random bikini chick with a famous graffiti artist in case you weren’t clear on just how much I’m shit-bagging this day, and Courtney Stodden “treating pimples,” not recovering from further plastic surgery in an effort to complete her transformation into a woman from the 48-year-old chain smoking man the doctors started with. “How can you possibly afford these procedures, Mr. Hutchison?” they would repeatedly ask. “Terrible things. I’ve done awful, terrible things,” he would reply.

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