The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.15.13

March 15th, 2013 // 362 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features this pic which is in no way the first red carpet appearance of Fish and I. Although it is unclear if they’re wearing pants in this shot…Look over there! *throws smokebomb, dives out window* Homoerotic musings aside, we’ve got an unusually large collection for a Friday including some event that both Tara Reid and Michelle Rodriguez attended, ensuring not only was there an open bar, but also not a genital went unmouthed. We’ve also got Khloe Kardashian enjoying the brief period in her life as “the Kardashian with the best body,” Justin Timberlake after just learning the definition of monogamy, and finally a tough choice: Whose make-up artist deserves death more, Marilyn Manson‘s or Tim McGraw‘s?

Trick question! It’s Alexa Ray Joel‘s, because whoever performed this devilry knows not the limits of decency. Seriously, some poor bastard is going to wake up next to half of that smeared off and go all Oscar Pistorius,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Deoborah Kara Unger Cleavage Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    burgerboy
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    Huge sunglasses. When your tits are small and your face is busted.™

  2. Billy Magnussen Nicholas Martin Hugging Broadwa Premiere Vanya And Sonia And Masha And Spike
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    He is just doing his yearly check for him.

  3. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
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    “Oh, I see your problem… you had this thing set to ‘Evil’”.

  4. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
    SupaDupa
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    For a second I thought that was Natalie Portman with too much makeup on..

  5. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Holding Dog Twitter
    preambler
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    Dear Jodie,

    showing us your dog’s vulva will not distract us from your disgusting body, face, and famewhoring ways.

    Love,
    the internet

  6. David Hasselhoff Field Of Huge Crosses
    Smapdi
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    Which one of those is his career buried under?

  7. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    Visible Ink
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    Is that… hair gel?

  8. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    Usually the pedo van comes to you.

  9. Justin Timberlake Scarf Knit Hat BET 106 & Park
    niblets in your hoo-ha
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    and then Justin drifted away again, to a place so far away not even all the queefs in the room could disturb him.

  10. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
    Parker
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    He’s so well connected he even has the Prince’s ear.

  11. Justin Timberlake Scarf Knit Hat BET 106 & Park
    Smapdi
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    Not sure where this guy has been hiding the last few years, but apparently they served alcohol.

  12. Demi Lovato Hands Painted Black
    0978
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    “Walking behind Kim Kardashian on the red carpet, I tripped and fell…..how am I going to get this shit off my hands?”

  13. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
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    Walking Dead career.

  14. Tim McGraw Lots Of Make Up Scarf Cowboy Hat
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    Snooki McGraw.

  15. Gerard Butler Sheilding Eyes The Late Show With David Letterman
    o'chunt
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    This works perfectly next to the previous photo.

  16. Maria Shriver
    why not
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    channeling her inner Predator.

  17. Commented on this photo:

    “My dick is like this.”

  18. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    I said big, black Man..not Van!

  19. Phoebe Price Cleavage
    calculator boy
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    Tits: 10

    Face: -12

    Balance: -2

  20. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
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    Wet Willie!

  21. Benedict Cumberbatch 39th Broadcasting Press Guild Television And Radio Awards
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    Kaaaaaaaahn!?

  22. Heidi Klum Holding Barbell Overhead Lady Foot Locker
    dude
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    Not the first time she was under something black and heavy.

  23. Bodypaint Model Times Square
    Tiggles
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    Oh great! Now, what am I going to wear when I visit Times Square?

  24. Jude Law Sharting
    Left Tit
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    Ermahgerd!!! Photerg!!

  25. Pamela Anderson Cleavage International Beauty Trade Fair
    hepatitis survivor
    Commented on this photo:

    You know your career is over when….

  26. Courtney Stodden Panty Flash Upskirt Cleavage Shekeharrahates Haute Couture Fashion Show
    dude
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    Face of a 25 year old.
    Tits of a 35 year old.
    Legs of a 95 year old.

    Seriously. They look like my Nana’s.

  27. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Holding Dog Twitter
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    Her crabs have evolved into dogs. Touche Darwin.

  28. Justin Timberlake Scarf Knit Hat BET 106 & Park
    peanut
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    smapdi…^^looking for his relevancy again. by the way, no it was not found.

  29. Justin Timberlake Scarf Knit Hat BET 106 & Park
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    Why is he covering up his Jude Law hair?

  30. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    ManBearZebraPig

  31. Billy Magnussen Nicholas Martin Hugging Broadwa Premiere Vanya And Sonia And Masha And Spike
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    “Yep, those are real!”

  32. Bodypaint Model Times Square
    ?
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    how could a chick be that hot and still find a way to make herself undoable?

  33. Commented on this photo:

    Invisible Peter Dinklage can not resist sniffing lesbian crotch.

  34. Maria Shriver
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    “Where’s the maid? Where’s the maid? It was non stop.”

  35. Man Touching Prince Williams Ear Kate Middleton Cheltenham Gold Cup Cheltenham Festival
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    “No one will confuse you with your father as long as the Royal Ear Holder is in the entourage…”

  36. Benedict Cumberbatch 39th Broadcasting Press Guild Television And Radio Awards
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    “I. Want. His. Face. OFF!”

  37. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m suddenly in favor of Drone attacks on American targets.

  38. Tim McGraw Lots Of Make Up Scarf Cowboy Hat
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    Bob DeNiro is doing a cowboy picture?

  39. Tim McGraw Lots Of Make Up Scarf Cowboy Hat
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jeremy Renner… “You stole my look bitch!”

  40. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bikini Shower Suds Twitter
    Visible Ink
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    One of the few times men would love to hear “It rubs the lotion on its skin!”

  41. Marilyn Manson White Face Powder Red Sunglasses Spring Breakers Premiere
    CrashHell
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    Satan’s version of Elton John…No wait, that’s just Elton John. Whoops!

  42. Khloe Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    Horizontal stripes are very slimming….

  43. Alexa Ray Joel Cleavage Huge Nose The New York Observer 25th Anniversary Party
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    So, is that braile-type top she’s wearing for blind guys to read the story of her breasts?

  44. Helen Hunt Old Lady Butt Yoga Pants
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    1. Is she Hunt-ing for her ass?

    2. “Nope… not in here. Damn, it! Where did I leave my ass?!”

    3. “What’s that? Why, ‘Yes!’. Yes, I have totally given up. Why do you ask?”

  45. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    I love the Shamrock Shakes this time of year.

  46. David Hasselhoff Field Of Huge Crosses
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sorry David, we’re still not putting you in City of Angels 2.

  47. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    She never is going to really grow into those feet, is she?

  48. Jodie Marsh Cleavage Holding Dog Twitter
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    Look, his balls got clipped, just like mine!

  49. Hayden Panettiere Posing In Front Of Huge Truck Twitter
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    Her feet are huge!

  50. Pamela Anderson Cleavage International Beauty Trade Fair
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    “Pamela’s amile faded when she realized that no one wanted to trade their beauty with her…”

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