Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features this pic which is in no way the first red carpet appearance of Fish and I. Although it is unclear if they’re wearing pants in this shot…Look over there! *throws smokebomb, dives out window* Homoerotic musings aside, we’ve got an unusually large collection for a Friday including some event that both Tara Reid and Michelle Rodriguez attended, ensuring not only was there an open bar, but also not a genital went unmouthed. We’ve also got Khloe Kardashian enjoying the brief period in her life as “the Kardashian with the best body,” Justin Timberlake after just learning the definition of monogamy, and finally a tough choice: Whose make-up artist deserves death more, Marilyn Manson‘s or Tim McGraw‘s?
Trick question! It’s Alexa Ray Joel‘s, because whoever performed this devilry knows not the limits of decency. Seriously, some poor bastard is going to wake up next to half of that smeared off and go all Oscar Pistorius,
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Huge sunglasses. When your tits are small and your face is busted.™
He is just doing his yearly check for him.
“Oh, I see your problem… you had this thing set to ‘Evil’”.
For a second I thought that was Natalie Portman with too much makeup on..
Dear Jodie,
showing us your dog’s vulva will not distract us from your disgusting body, face, and famewhoring ways.
Love,
the internet
Which one of those is his career buried under?
Is that… hair gel?
Usually the pedo van comes to you.
and then Justin drifted away again, to a place so far away not even all the queefs in the room could disturb him.
He’s so well connected he even has the Prince’s ear.
Not sure where this guy has been hiding the last few years, but apparently they served alcohol.
“Walking behind Kim Kardashian on the red carpet, I tripped and fell…..how am I going to get this shit off my hands?”
Walking Dead career.
Snooki McGraw.
This works perfectly next to the previous photo.
channeling her inner Predator.
“My dick is like this.”
I said big, black Man..not Van!
Tits: 10
Face: -12
Balance: -2
Wet Willie!
Kaaaaaaaahn!?
Not the first time she was under something black and heavy.
Oh great! Now, what am I going to wear when I visit Times Square?
Ermahgerd!!! Photerg!!
You know your career is over when….
Face of a 25 year old.
Tits of a 35 year old.
Legs of a 95 year old.
Seriously. They look like my Nana’s.
Her crabs have evolved into dogs. Touche Darwin.
And here’s me thinking one such crab evolved into her.
smapdi…^^looking for his relevancy again. by the way, no it was not found.
Why is he covering up his Jude Law hair?
ManBearZebraPig
“Yep, those are real!”
how could a chick be that hot and still find a way to make herself undoable?
Invisible Peter Dinklage can not resist sniffing lesbian crotch.
“Where’s the maid? Where’s the maid? It was non stop.”
Most Important People Winner, right here. Well done!
“No one will confuse you with your father as long as the Royal Ear Holder is in the entourage…”
“I. Want. His. Face. OFF!”
I’m suddenly in favor of Drone attacks on American targets.
Bob DeNiro is doing a cowboy picture?
Jeremy Renner… “You stole my look bitch!”
One of the few times men would love to hear “It rubs the lotion on its skin!”
Satan’s version of Elton John…No wait, that’s just Elton John. Whoops!
Horizontal stripes are very slimming….
So, is that braile-type top she’s wearing for blind guys to read the story of her breasts?
1. Is she Hunt-ing for her ass?
2. “Nope… not in here. Damn, it! Where did I leave my ass?!”
3. “What’s that? Why, ‘Yes!’. Yes, I have totally given up. Why do you ask?”
I love the Shamrock Shakes this time of year.
You sir, win the internets today.
Sorry David, we’re still not putting you in City of Angels 2.
She never is going to really grow into those feet, is she?
Look, his balls got clipped, just like mine!
Her feet are huge!
“Pamela’s amile faded when she realized that no one wanted to trade their beauty with her…”