The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.15.13
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed that features this pic which is in no way the first red carpet appearance of Fish and I. Although it is unclear if they’re wearing pants in this shot…Look over there! *throws smokebomb, dives out window* Homoerotic musings aside, we’ve got an unusually large collection for a Friday including some event that both Tara Reid and Michelle Rodriguez attended, ensuring not only was there an open bar, but also not a genital went unmouthed. We’ve also got Khloe Kardashian enjoying the brief period in her life as “the Kardashian with the best body,” Justin Timberlake after just learning the definition of monogamy, and finally a tough choice: Whose make-up artist deserves death more, Marilyn Manson‘s or Tim McGraw‘s?
Trick question! It’s Alexa Ray Joel‘s, because whoever performed this devilry knows not the limits of decency. Seriously, some poor bastard is going to wake up next to half of that smeared off and go all Oscar Pistorius,
– Photo Boy