The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.13.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which won’t have you asking yourself “Butthole? Did I just look at Coco’s butthole at work? Fuck, can I get fired for that?” The answer to which is probably yes, and sure, you can have my job if you think you know the exact amount of baby oil to rub on a replica Vader helmet so a certain blogger can see his reflection in it. *winces, rubs hands over scars on back* So, if you’re curious about Coco’s butthole, go ahead and click back there, or stay here for Shia LaBeouf vaping, Tommy Lee Jones dying, and Terrence Howard keeping a bitch in lin– *looks at real-time site traffic* And you all went over to butthole. Honestly, that’s a good choice. I’m proud of you guys.

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