The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.1.13

March 1st, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome the the last The Crap We Missed that I’ll be preparing for you until I’m back from vacation. Not sure if Fish will put these together because when I asked, he just yelled “Coffee, NOW! And what have I told you about wearing pants in my office?!” So, hopefully if you don’t get a real TCWM for a while this will hold you over because it’s got some good shit in it. For starters, there’s a nice example of when motherhood goes great as opposed to when it skids off the road onto a dairy farm. There’s also David Beckham wordlessly responding to the question “What do you miss most since getting married to Posh?” Then there’s the usual smattering of train-wreck faces and partially visible breasts, but I need to take a moment here and salute the producers of Spring Breakers. They broke into the Final Five without bikinis, but rather, with their brilliant TV marketing plan. “Alright girls, when they ask about the plot, go silent and make blowjob faces.” Bravo sirs, bravo.

See you guys in a week,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Audrey Tautou See Through Dress Populaire Premiere
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    For lack of something wittier to say… would do.

  2. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    MMMMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

  3. Kristen Bell Pregnant
    K-Tron
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    What’s with the gallery of all pregnant women?

  4. Malin Akerman Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
    Toe Jam
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    Damn, I wonder if she’ll get that hot body back.

  5. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
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    Looks like they both have had a lot or practice opening their mouths up wide. I like that in a woman.

  6. Steven Tyler Smokin Cigar Creepy Friend
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    Man, that seems like an awful lot of effort just to look like shit.

  7. Ashton Kutcher Texting Laker Game
    ThisWillHurt
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    “So that’s Demi Moore’s vagina, huh? Um . . . why do you still have that on your phone?”

  8. Steven Tyler Smokin Cigar Creepy Friend
    Toe Jam
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    “Eh! Eh! Duuude, looks like a lay-day!!”

  9. Jermaine Jackson Kilt
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Even after 3.5 years of rotting, Michael’s carcass is still the most talented Jackson.

  10. Maggie Grace Fat Face Opening Night Performance The Revisionist
    TheGenYgirl
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    Whoa, what happened to the bitchy one on Lost? And since when does she have a name?

  11. Kristen Bell Pregnant
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Is scratch and sniff a pregnancy thing?

  12. Jeff Bridges Goatee Ponytail
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    Flynn Lives!

  13. Jack Nicholson
    Minky Wail
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    The French may love Jerry Lewis, but Jack’s “Glavin” needs some work.

  14. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Obviously reminds them of the last time they saw Kristen Stewart.

  15. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress David Duchovny Extra
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    The Truth is under that dress.

  16. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    Cock Dr
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    He appears to be mesmerized by it’s dark shiny surface.
    The dolphin looks away. Poor thing knows what’s coming. So much humiliation for a small piece of fish and a session with the boucy ball.

  17. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
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    Perspective is one hell of a thing. She looks slim and sexy from this angle.

  18. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
    TheGenYgirl
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    I guess the advantage of skipping high school to be a Disney star is that these dopey experiments that teachers trot out every year are still exciting. Disadvantages include loss of soul and eventual evolution into an addict who turns tricks.

  19. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress David Duchovny Extra
    Phoenix
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    Tiny forest ranger is not impressed.

  20. Tallulah Willis Smoking Cigarette
    DingDongImYourKingKong
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    C’mon baby, come ta’ papa, I’ll kiss ya’ fuckin’ dalmatian.

  21. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Cleavage
    officelinebacker
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    She’s gone to plaid!

  22. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress David Duchovny Extra
    Toe Jam
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    Lumpy ass, yuck. Also, check out Life of Pi in the background.

  23. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    Animals can sense evil. The dolphin knows that he’s the one who unleashed the plague known as the Kardashians on the world.

  24. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
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    Jesus Christ what happened.

  25. Melanie Griffith Butt Yoga Pants
    Toe Jam
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    Nothing some Botox and a time machine can’t cure.

  26. Kristen Bell Pregnant
    Toe Jam
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    Don’t pull that string!!

  27. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
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    Jesus. These people never close their goddamn mouths.

  28. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    Buffalo Chips
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    Mmm, hot, wet, and slippery. Just like me after a night at the Blue Oyster.

  29. Shakira Cleavage
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    Delicious pregnancy tits. She’s just delicious all over.

  30. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
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    “Did you eat Mexican food for lunch?”

  31. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
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    I usually think he’s pretty cool, but he looks like a complete asshole here. Fix that fucking hat.

  32. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    Neither of them has ever had carnal knowledge of a human female.

  33. David Beckham Adidas Event
    Buffalo Chips
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    It’s about this long and this thick. And that’s just Victoria’s dick.

  34. Jack Nicholson
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    Uncomfortable Asian lady for the win!

  35. Shakira Cleavage
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    Mom

  36. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
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    Move stars or average douchbags from Dubuque?

  37. Tallulah Willis Smoking Cigarette
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    Go ahead and smoke, baby. You don’t have much to look forward to in life anyway. What’s a little cancer to you?

  38. Jack Nicholson
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    “How you rike dat? HOW YOU RIKE DAT?!”

  39. Tallulah Willis Smoking Cigarette
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    Might as well smell as bad as you look

  40. Jermaine Jackson Kilt
    oldfool
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    Opening act–The Pips.

  41. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
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    Glad that photo is above the waist ’cause I don’t want to see his penis.

  42. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    Buffalo Chips
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    He must have nailed the audition for Lennie Of Mice and Men.

  43. Jeff Bridges Goatee Ponytail
    oldfool
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    Prepping for his starring role in “The Col. Sanders Story.”

  44. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    It’s afraid.

  45. Tallulah Willis Smoking Cigarette
    sexyman48
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    “And if you lose we eats it whole.”

  46. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
    Meg's Attitude
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    Bieber was never that big…

  47. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
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    Maybe she’s born with it.

    Maybe it’s cocaine-elline.

  48. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    The Pope
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    “The last time I saw a whole that big, I couldn’t sit down for a week!”

  49. Ashton Kutcher Texting Laker Game
    oldfool
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    “And here’s a close up of Mila’s Kunis.”

  50. Jack Nicholson
    Buffalo Chips
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    Jennifer Lawrence gave me some awesome weed last night. Did I mention she has a great ass.

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