Welcome the the last The Crap We Missed that I’ll be preparing for you until I’m back from vacation. Not sure if Fish will put these together because when I asked, he just yelled “Coffee, NOW! And what have I told you about wearing pants in my office?!” So, hopefully if you don’t get a real TCWM for a while this will hold you over because it’s got some good shit in it. For starters, there’s a nice example of when motherhood goes great as opposed to when it skids off the road onto a dairy farm. There’s also David Beckham wordlessly responding to the question “What do you miss most since getting married to Posh?” Then there’s the usual smattering of train-wreck faces and partially visible breasts, but I need to take a moment here and salute the producers of Spring Breakers. They broke into the Final Five without bikinis, but rather, with their brilliant TV marketing plan. “Alright girls, when they ask about the plot, go silent and make blowjob faces.” Bravo sirs, bravo.
See you guys in a week,
- Photo Boy