The Crap We Missed – Friday 3.1.13

March 1st, 2013 // 357 Comments

Welcome the the last The Crap We Missed that I’ll be preparing for you until I’m back from vacation. Not sure if Fish will put these together because when I asked, he just yelled “Coffee, NOW! And what have I told you about wearing pants in my office?!” So, hopefully if you don’t get a real TCWM for a while this will hold you over because it’s got some good shit in it. For starters, there’s a nice example of when motherhood goes great as opposed to when it skids off the road onto a dairy farm. There’s also David Beckham wordlessly responding to the question “What do you miss most since getting married to Posh?” Then there’s the usual smattering of train-wreck faces and partially visible breasts, but I need to take a moment here and salute the producers of Spring Breakers. They broke into the Final Five without bikinis, but rather, with their brilliant TV marketing plan. “Alright girls, when they ask about the plot, go silent and make blowjob faces.” Bravo sirs, bravo.

See you guys in a week,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
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    I’m pretty sure this position is called the Compliant Dog.

  2. Jack Nicholson
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    It looks like he landed in the nest this time.

  3. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
    Toe Jam
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    Qweef

  4. Shakira Cleavage
    Gary Grant
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    Now she has something to look at coming instead of just going.

  5. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    Schweddy Snatch
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    No amount of love in my heart is strong enough to keep me from knocking that cap off his fucking head.

  6. Ashton Kutcher Texting Laker Game
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    Dude, take a look, Mila just sexted me.

    *entire readership of the Superficial pukes*

  7. Jeff Bridges Goatee Ponytail
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    Dude!

  8. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
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    I’m really not sure what they’re trying to accomplish here.

  9. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
    Ashley
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    Is this a woman?

  10. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    Toe Jam
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    “You call that a blow hole? Have you ever seen the Kardashians?”

  11. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    Gerbils are just way too small for Seacrest.

  12. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
    TetterkeT
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    She’s starting to look a lot like Val Kilmer in drag.

  13. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
    Schweddy Snatch
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    Whatever happened to Baby Jane, en Espanol.

  14. Shakira Cleavage
    Legal Secretaries Need Love Too
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    I see her breasts don’t lie either.

  15. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Kama Sutra for Dummies

  16. Shakira Cleavage
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    Her hips may not be lying, but them titties are definitely misrepresenting themselves to some degree.

  17. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
    DingDongImYourKingKong
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    “The Deep one”

  18. David Beckham Adidas Event
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    “The right one’s about this size, last time I checked. Which was ten minutes ago.”

  19. David Beckham Adidas Event
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    “Whole game…didn’t touch dick once. WHO DA MAN?”

  20. Audrey Tautou See Through Dress Populaire Premiere
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    Beautiful dress and her hair is divine. One of my all-time favourite actresses!

  21. Jeff Bridges Goatee Ponytail
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    He’s waiting for The Eagles to land so he can beat the shit out of them.

  22. Antonio Banderas Favourite Son Of Analucia Award
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    Wait till she gets to Quentin Tarantino…

  23. Jermaine Jackson Kilt
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    The Black Watch.

  24. Malin Akerman Huge Pregnant Belly Tight Dress
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    I’m going to make a wild guess…Malin is pregnant.

  25. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress David Duchovny Extra
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    Look at him. All he can do is picture how he’s going to have sex with her later. That sex addict rehab clinic owes him a full refund.

  26. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Dress David Duchovny Extra
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    There is the posture of a man who’s trying desperately to remember what they taught him at the sex addiction clinic.

  27. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    “I got it! I’ll dress like a member of the Foo Fighters and no one will notice the amount of unnecessary weight I’ve gained since getting knocked up. It’s just crazy enough to work.”

  28. Kristen Bell Pregnant
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    I’m going to make a wild guess that Kristen is pregnant.

  29. Tallulah Willis Smoking Cigarette
    CrashHell
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    Pack o’ Red Apples…You lookin’ at somthin’ friend?

  30. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
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    Tragic Mike.

  31. Jeff Bridges Goatee Ponytail
    ThisWillHurt
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    Guy Fawkes has aged.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Pregnant Cleavage
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    I feel bad for her offspring… it’s gonna hurt when they tie that rope around its legs to pull it out.

  33. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
    K-Tron
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    Poor woman looks like she just rimmed a Lohan

  34. Jack Nicholson
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    That flight attendant’s facial expression says it all.

  35. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
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    “Just another inch or two and the alarm should sound …”

  36. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Lower Back Stretch Splash Practice
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I thought this was the next group of Jennifer Lawrence pics with her “friend”.

  37. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    Even that dolphin thinks seacrest is a big mo.

  38. Paz de la Huerta Sweaty Messy Hair Harpers BAZAAR Celebrates The Launch Of Bravo TVs The Dukes Of Melrose
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    mondo gross

  39. Audrey Tautou See Through Dress Populaire Premiere
    Sloberdown Mycockyoubitch
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    yum

  40. David Beckham Adidas Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    When asked about the techniques his youth soccer coach taught him…

  41. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s just 2 watches and some hat spikes away from achieving total douchery.

  42. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    K-Tron
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    A fairy and a dolphin- it’s one chinese symbol away from being every teenage girl’s cliche bad tattoo rolled into one.

  43. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    Juch
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    The dolphin must be taking Kanye’s relationship with Kim pretty hard if Seacrest had to go comfort him.

  44. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    I hope Seacrest isn’t on her period, otherwise she might run the risk of inciting that dolphin into a blood frenzy.

  45. Shakira Cleavage
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    ♫ ♪ “Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he’s near!”♩♬

    I’m not talking about the dolphin.

  46. Audrey Tautou See Through Dress Populaire Premiere
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    Love that dress – you have to work for it, but it’s there. Yummy.

  47. Ryan Seacrest Petting Dolphin Instagram
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    ♫ ♪ “Tricks he will do when children appear,
    And how they laugh when he’s near!”♩♬

    I’m not talking about the dolphin.

  48. Channing Tatum Sideways Hat Jeans Tucked Into Boots Jenna Dewan Pregnant
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Take that damned thing off or let go of my hand.”

  49. Selena Gomez Vanessa Hudgens Mouths Open El Hormiguero
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    my grandmother is gonna pissed that hudgens stole her burial dress.

  50. Steven Tyler Smokin Cigar Creepy Friend
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    Done alright for a garage band.

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