Welcome the the last The Crap We Missed that I’ll be preparing for you until I’m back from vacation. Not sure if Fish will put these together because when I asked, he just yelled “Coffee, NOW! And what have I told you about wearing pants in my office?!” So, hopefully if you don’t get a real TCWM for a while this will hold you over because it’s got some good shit in it. For starters, there’s a nice example of when motherhood goes great as opposed to when it skids off the road onto a dairy farm. There’s also David Beckham wordlessly responding to the question “What do you miss most since getting married to Posh?” Then there’s the usual smattering of train-wreck faces and partially visible breasts, but I need to take a moment here and salute the producers of Spring Breakers. They broke into the Final Five without bikinis, but rather, with their brilliant TV marketing plan. “Alright girls, when they ask about the plot, go silent and make blowjob faces.” Bravo sirs, bravo.
See you guys in a week,
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I’m pretty sure this position is called the Compliant Dog.
The preggo Eggert plow push.
My fart, your nose.
It looks like he landed in the nest this time.
Qweef
Now she has something to look at coming instead of just going.
No amount of love in my heart is strong enough to keep me from knocking that cap off his fucking head.
Dude, take a look, Mila just sexted me.
*entire readership of the Superficial pukes*
Dude!
I’m really not sure what they’re trying to accomplish here.
Is this a woman?
Doubtful.
Yes. She has nude pics available if you want proof.
From the neck up, no.
She’s got a tasty dick.
Odd that you say that, considering that millions saw her vag on “Boardwalk Empire.”
She could have Buffalo Billed it.
Looks like a young Tom Berenger.
“You call that a blow hole? Have you ever seen the Kardashians?”
Gerbils are just way too small for Seacrest.
She’s starting to look a lot like Val Kilmer in drag.
Whatever happened to Baby Jane, en Espanol.
I see her breasts don’t lie either.
Kama Sutra for Dummies
Her hips may not be lying, but them titties are definitely misrepresenting themselves to some degree.
“The Deep one”
“The right one’s about this size, last time I checked. Which was ten minutes ago.”
“Whole game…didn’t touch dick once. WHO DA MAN?”
Beautiful dress and her hair is divine. One of my all-time favourite actresses!
He’s waiting for The Eagles to land so he can beat the shit out of them.
hahaha
Wait till she gets to Quentin Tarantino…
LOL!
The Black Watch.
I’m going to make a wild guess…Malin is pregnant.
Look at him. All he can do is picture how he’s going to have sex with her later. That sex addict rehab clinic owes him a full refund.
There is the posture of a man who’s trying desperately to remember what they taught him at the sex addiction clinic.
You got that right
“I got it! I’ll dress like a member of the Foo Fighters and no one will notice the amount of unnecessary weight I’ve gained since getting knocked up. It’s just crazy enough to work.”
I’m going to make a wild guess that Kristen is pregnant.
You’re making a lot of guesses today.
Pack o’ Red Apples…You lookin’ at somthin’ friend?
Tragic Mike.
Guy Fawkes has aged.
Well, that’s just your opinion, man.
I feel bad for her offspring… it’s gonna hurt when they tie that rope around its legs to pull it out.
I hope her due date coincides with the state fair.
it won’t go hungry, though.
Poor woman looks like she just rimmed a Lohan
That flight attendant’s facial expression says it all.
If any wants to know what ‘trepidation’ looks like, there it is.
“Just another inch or two and the alarm should sound …”
I thought this was the next group of Jennifer Lawrence pics with her “friend”.
Even that dolphin thinks seacrest is a big mo.
mondo gross
yum
When asked about the techniques his youth soccer coach taught him…
He’s just 2 watches and some hat spikes away from achieving total douchery.
A fairy and a dolphin- it’s one chinese symbol away from being every teenage girl’s cliche bad tattoo rolled into one.
The dolphin must be taking Kanye’s relationship with Kim pretty hard if Seacrest had to go comfort him.
I hope Seacrest isn’t on her period, otherwise she might run the risk of inciting that dolphin into a blood frenzy.
♫ ♪ “Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!”♩♬
I’m not talking about the dolphin.
Dammit!
Love that dress – you have to work for it, but it’s there. Yummy.
♫ ♪ “Tricks he will do when children appear,
And how they laugh when he’s near!”♩♬
I’m not talking about the dolphin.
“Take that damned thing off or let go of my hand.”
my grandmother is gonna pissed that hudgens stole her burial dress.
Done alright for a garage band.