Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
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Good lord. Which one just had a stroke?
“Mmmm, yummy. I wants me some o’ dat white…ahhh…what the hell did we used to call dat???…Oh, wait! I know! Dat white pu…shit, now I forgot again. Ahhh, hell, never mind…”
“But Your Honor, if you average their ages out, they’re both legal. That’s why I did them both.”
Oh my god, I thought he might have gotten busted for smoking catnip.
There’s nothing as attractive as a great, natural pair of implants!
I’m assuming at a frat party in 2004.
James Earl Jones and that dog from Sandlot.
Apparently she just grabs a handful of Manic Panic and glops it on wherever she can reach, does it again with a second color and…VOILA!…good to go!
Said cats everywhere: “Who gives a fuck?”
I’ve never seen so much stuffed into so little.
If you keep making that face it’s going to stick like that.
I think she’s gorgeous…ALL of her. Her face is pleasant enough, and her smokin’ body makes up for any other deficits that may be hidden.
Helena Boooooooonner
“Ready, Aim, Fire!!!”
She needs to wear that dress backwards and turn around.
“C’mon Voldy, let’s go halfsies on a little pure-blood parslemouth”
This is what killed the Dinosaurs
nice photobomb Chad Micheal Murray
I have no problem with the fact that she is content to look her age. One thing all recent photos of of her have in common though is that her hair looks like shit. I know $4 is a tempting price but please quit going to the barber college, Brooke.
When did he get tits ?
She just took all that fabric out from her butt. It looks like she relieved herself from that atomic wedgie.
I…ah…um…well..er..hmm…I got nothin.
And if you listen carefully you can hear the mesmerizing song of the white humpback as she playfully and effortlessly flips in the air.
Dang, that good looking black man gave her chin a boner!
looking hot
You can almost smell the malt liquor & freebase
Whoa, seriously thought Russel Brand shaved his beard for a second there.
Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then.
“I love it when he tells me his bladder is full. That is the ‘my bladder’s full’ guy, no?”
Didn’t some black girl wear this same chest-smushing top not too many photo galleries back?
who?
Starting to look Olsen-y.
the doomed and dull children of the vacuous rich are never to be envied.
who? nobody? move along.
Delusion on parade.
who?
So I said ‘Tim, if you want me to get really freaky, why don’t I wear a dress strong enough to stop an alien from forcing its way out of my chest’?
Her left breast clearly wants nothing to do with this shoot.
That would be “Who been Dewan Jenna?”for $500 Alex?
Waiting for her hot ass to catch up!
It must be nice to not wear a bra every now and then. Sort of reminds me of why young men change over from whitey-tighties to boxers. Lets a little air in there. I would love to blow on those mounds if she would stay sobber. But, most addicts don’t, sorry to say. Yet, in this one moment, she looks good!
Which one is 22 and which one is 15? Know you know why it is so hard for pedifiles to guess the age of their victims, and why men go to jail when a girl says she is 19 but not. Either way, isn’t one of them too old to be attending a Teen’s Magazine event? Last time I checked, 22 wasn’t a teenager any more. And, who would want to pretend they are once they became an adult at 21? Makes me wonder!
At first, I thought she was a male. Then after reading some of the comments, I thought she was a post operative transgendered person. But, you all say she is just a dike? Who would have thought?
I mean, you would have to be high to even consider something like this under your skirt or sheets! Never to see her face! And, being drunk at the same time probablly would not hurt either. after all, the uglyist men will go home with the uglyist women when it is closing time at your local dive, now won’t they? Just proves what alcohole will do for your looks and your vision.
This guy looks bad.
The Klumps rent a hooker.
Would it kill her to put on some fucking lipstick, like, ever?