The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Good lord. Which one just had a stroke?

  2. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    “Mmmm, yummy. I wants me some o’ dat white…ahhh…what the hell did we used to call dat???…Oh, wait! I know! Dat white pu…shit, now I forgot again. Ahhh, hell, never mind…”

  3. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    “But Your Honor, if you average their ages out, they’re both legal. That’s why I did them both.”

  4. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    Oh my god, I thought he might have gotten busted for smoking catnip.

  5. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    There’s nothing as attractive as a great, natural pair of implants!

  6. Max George
    Contusion
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    I’m assuming at a frat party in 2004.

  7. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    Contusion
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    James Earl Jones and that dog from Sandlot.

  8. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Contusion
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    Apparently she just grabs a handful of Manic Panic and glops it on wherever she can reach, does it again with a second color and…VOILA!…good to go!

  9. James Cromwell Mugshot
    Contusion
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    Said cats everywhere: “Who gives a fuck?”

  10. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    Contusion
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    I’ve never seen so much stuffed into so little.

  11. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    Contusion
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    If you keep making that face it’s going to stick like that.

  12. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    I think she’s gorgeous…ALL of her. Her face is pleasant enough, and her smokin’ body makes up for any other deficits that may be hidden.

  13. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    oneone
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    Helena Boooooooonner

  14. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    tlmck
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    “Ready, Aim, Fire!!!”

  15. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    tlmck
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    She needs to wear that dress backwards and turn around.

  16. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    marnia
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    “C’mon Voldy, let’s go halfsies on a little pure-blood parslemouth”

  17. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    jeb
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    This is what killed the Dinosaurs

  18. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    jr
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    nice photobomb Chad Micheal Murray

  19. Brooke Shields Scary Face
    Lemmiwinks
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    I have no problem with the fact that she is content to look her age. One thing all recent photos of of her have in common though is that her hair looks like shit. I know $4 is a tempting price but please quit going to the barber college, Brooke.

  20. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    Dirty Travolta
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    When did he get tits ?

  21. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    glam
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    She just took all that fabric out from her butt. It looks like she relieved herself from that atomic wedgie.

  22. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Ibepiglet
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    I…ah…um…well..er..hmm…I got nothin.

  23. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Ibepiglet
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    And if you listen carefully you can hear the mesmerizing song of the white humpback as she playfully and effortlessly flips in the air.

  24. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    Ibepiglet
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    Dang, that good looking black man gave her chin a boner!

  25. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    mfb
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    looking hot

  26. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    Reverend Leroy
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    You can almost smell the malt liquor & freebase

  27. Brooke Shields Scary Face
    Reverend Leroy
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    Whoa, seriously thought Russel Brand shaved his beard for a second there.

  28. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    journalschism
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    Even a blind squirrel gets a nut every now and then.

  29. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    journalschism
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    “I love it when he tells me his bladder is full. That is the ‘my bladder’s full’ guy, no?”

  30. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
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    Didn’t some black girl wear this same chest-smushing top not too many photo galleries back?

  31. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
    the wrecker
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    who?

  32. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    Starting to look Olsen-y.

  33. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    the wrecker
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    the doomed and dull children of the vacuous rich are never to be envied.

  34. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
    the wrecker
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    who? nobody? move along.

  35. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    the wrecker
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    Delusion on parade.

  36. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    the wrecker
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    who?

  37. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Feral B
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    So I said ‘Tim, if you want me to get really freaky, why don’t I wear a dress strong enough to stop an alien from forcing its way out of my chest’?

  38. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Oscar
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    Her left breast clearly wants nothing to do with this shoot.

  39. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
    Game Show Contestant
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    That would be “Who been Dewan Jenna?”for $500 Alex?

  40. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    Assman
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    Waiting for her hot ass to catch up!

  41. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    Just Sayin'
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    It must be nice to not wear a bra every now and then. Sort of reminds me of why young men change over from whitey-tighties to boxers. Lets a little air in there. I would love to blow on those mounds if she would stay sobber. But, most addicts don’t, sorry to say. Yet, in this one moment, she looks good!

  42. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    Just Sayin'
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    Which one is 22 and which one is 15? Know you know why it is so hard for pedifiles to guess the age of their victims, and why men go to jail when a girl says she is 19 but not. Either way, isn’t one of them too old to be attending a Teen’s Magazine event? Last time I checked, 22 wasn’t a teenager any more. And, who would want to pretend they are once they became an adult at 21? Makes me wonder!

  43. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Just Sayin'
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    At first, I thought she was a male. Then after reading some of the comments, I thought she was a post operative transgendered person. But, you all say she is just a dike? Who would have thought?

    I mean, you would have to be high to even consider something like this under your skirt or sheets! Never to see her face! And, being drunk at the same time probablly would not hurt either. after all, the uglyist men will go home with the uglyist women when it is closing time at your local dive, now won’t they? Just proves what alcohole will do for your looks and your vision.

  44. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    bitchy
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    This guy looks bad.

  45. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    bitchy
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    The Klumps rent a hooker.

  46. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    Would it kill her to put on some fucking lipstick, like, ever?

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