The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Ken
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    ^ a reflection

  2. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    Ken
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    Willerton! …*ptah*

  3. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
    corkyst.clair
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    It must be just kinda chilly out.Or one boob’s awake and one’s not.

  4. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    Ken
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    Why does every woman named Petra have a last name that ends in “ova”?

  5. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    corkyst.clair
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    That dress makes me wanna jump jump!

  6. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    The show was free, but it will cost you twenty bucks to leave.

  7. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
    corkyst.clair
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    Please don’t move off the cable car tracks.

  8. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    emma watson's vagina
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    lap flap flap

  9. Brooke Shields Scary Face
    corkyst.clair
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    She should have married Michael Jackson while she had the chance.

  10. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    emma watson's vagina
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    flap flap flap

  11. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    corkyst.clair
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    That has to be Carrie Underwood’s crack ho twin.A Good Day to Put Down the Pipe.

  12. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    flap flap flap

  13. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    “…Is your diaper full too?”

  14. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    You, number two in the middle, take three steps forward and say, “Give me all your money or I’ll punch you in the knee.”

  15. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    Not invited… Roman Polanski.

  16. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    corkyst.clair
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    If she wore a ski mask she’d be gorgeous.

  17. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    corkyst.clair
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    “OMG that girl’s being eaten by a shark!” “Hey, your finger’s up my ass!”

  18. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    If being an asshole was a crime this guy would be on death row.

  19. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    “I love what you did with the Fugees.”
    “I’m not Wyclef, I’m Will.i.am.
    “Oh… Eat a dick!”

  20. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    She’s such a delicate flower.

  21. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    I wonder how many of you commenters are fatties

  22. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
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    my left boob is aching in sympathy.

  23. Brooke Shields Scary Face
    Emma Watson's vagina
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    pap photogapher:Why don’t we have a game of riddles? And if I win, i take a pic of you.
    Brooke:[talking to herself] And if he looses, what then?
    Brooke:Well precious, if he looses, then you have sex with us! [giggles]
    Brooke:[turns to pap] If pap looses, you ets us also.
    Pap photographer:Fair engouh…

  24. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    wow, cannot believe this little bundle of batshit crazy got invited somewhere! oh, never mind… will.i.am….

  25. Max George
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    cocaine & cigarettes. attraction to Lohan explained.

  26. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    you gotta admit that her particular level of ‘don’t give a fuck’ is getting downright disturbing.

  27. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    who are these people? I can smell her desperation from here. And it’s pretty fuckin atrocious.

  28. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    weren’t her 15 minutes up like 5 years ago?

  29. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    I never look a gift tit in the mustard-colored face.

  30. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    He wants to play a game.

  31. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    Maaattt Daaammmonnn!

  32. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
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    The Vagina Monologues

  33. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    Even the guy going full-throttle blue steel behind them can’t take away from the odd shapes that are Mischa Barton.

  34. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    louie, louie, louie
    Louie louie. Lou-i
    Louie louie
    You’re gonna fly
    (To the buffet line)

  35. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    How sweet of Sarah to bring her mentally handicapped friend!

  36. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    I didn’t know she had a cameo on The Walking Dead!

  37. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    Had to google the name ( I know, I know)…that is one tall bastard!

  38. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    She’s hot..even if she’s dressed like a 1970s stewardess.

  39. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    M3
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    If he pulls the trainer down I think it’s about time we seriously reconsider holding these majestic creatures in captivity.

  40. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    Don’t stare at them, they will kill you! Her eyes.. I meant her eyes.

  41. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    M3
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    15 and 22, that equals out, right?

  42. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    yeah, the nice blue dress and the black leather jacket combo is pretty classy.. *sigh*

  43. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
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    Real housewives of Dayton Ohio..

  44. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    It totally looks like she has to pee.

  45. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    I really don’t think the guy in the flannel should be laughing.

  46. Alexis Knapp Butt Tight Pants Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Yup, you could bounce a quarter off that..

  47. Estrella Nouri Butt Tight Dress Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    and.. you can bounce a 747 off of that..

  48. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    Kids :this is your body after eating LL out. Stay the fuck away. It’s more dangerous than first believed. Stick with meth or dope or something. Not the fire crotch.

  49. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Someone ought to tell the woman she’s popping out of her dainty top, thar.

  50. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    “In order to confirm the autopsy findings, both bodies were exhumed…”

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