The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    cc
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    With any luck…no panties.

  2. Brooke Shields Scary Face
    cc
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    I know wanna know what fell out of her ass. The guy looks horrified.

  3. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    “Who ruined my movie? Well, I’m not going to mention any names but…”

  4. Georgia Salpa Cleavage
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    Lost of busomy goodness.

  5. Alexis Knapp Butt Tight Pants Vanguard Grand Opening
    cc
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    That is one good looking woman.

  6. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    This would be what the end of The Shining would look like if Stanley Kubrick was dropping acid when he was directing it.

  7. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    Not pictured: Bowl of petunias falling with him.

  8. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    Sometimes a fine ass is just a fine ass.

  9. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    cc
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    You can just tell she’s about to astound us with her theory about the origins of dark matter.

  10. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
    cc
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    Fuck

  11. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    You forgot to identify Manti Te’o's girlfriend on the left. (We’re still making this joke, right?)

  12. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    I don’t care bout her face…just give me that ass. Wow, i’d pound that hard

  13. Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    I don’t care bout her face…just give me that ass. Wow, i’d pound that hard

  14. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    “So how I can get me some of this ‘benefit concert’ action? Hammer still has outstanding debts to pay.”

  15. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    My name is Talky Tina and I don’t think I like you.

  16. Amy Willerton Butt See Through Dress Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    For a moment I thought this was Cindy Crawford.

  17. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Sadly, no one told Quinton Aaron that you’re not supposed to star in the porn version of your own movie.

  18. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    “Oh my God, what happened to it? I swear I had it on when I left the house… Randy! Randy Travis! Help me find my ass! I lost it!”

  19. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    I guess it’s a tit nippley out.

  20. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    OH OOOOOOHHHHHH! Heaven hasn’t treated Sam Kinison well.

  21. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    From the thumbnail, I thought she was smoking. But then I realized it was Aubrey O’Day.

  22. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Christ. There’s another Madonna on the way!

  23. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
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    Gag! What’s the smear of white gunk on that wall?

  24. Max George
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    Who the fuck is Max George, and why does he have 2 first names.

  25. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    This makes me feel so old. It’s hard to believe Oom Bop was that long ago.

  26. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    That young man has done way too much meth.

  27. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    This makes me feel so old. I didn’t think Oom Bop was that long ago.

  28. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    corkyst.clair
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    She better put that drumstick down before Mischa busts out the bbq sauce.

  29. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    AnnaD.
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    The judges will be washed away by the tidal wave before they can rate his performance.

  30. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    corkyst.clair
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    He’s always on call in case Shamu takes a mental health day. I’d like to think I wouldn’t watch this but I can’t help myself.

  31. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Jentilly
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    And yet she still looks better than Lindsay

    • I think this is the only person in North America who doesn’t look better than Lindsay. And as fucked up as Lindsay is, I can’t believe she let this creature near her female equipment.

  32. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    corkyst.clair
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    Wonder how many crackers will call him a n****r at this event. It happens at absolutely everywhere he goes every day.

  33. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    corkyst.clair
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    Vanguard,. Your face replacement headquarters.

  34. Max George
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    Max George and his equally as creepy friend Bob Steve.

  35. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    whatup
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    I don’t know what Katt’s problem is, but Lennay looks stunning as usual

  36. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    Reverend Leroy
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    well, she looks better than lilo…

  37. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    corkyst.clair
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    He’s James Earl Jonesin’ for a piece of that big pink dickchin!

  38. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    If she sat down next to me on a plane, I would have to ask for a barf bag instead of peanuts.

  39. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    I’ve always had a crush on her…

  40. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    corkyst.clair
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    Besides Will, who’s benefiting?

  41. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
    tlmck
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    Meeting at the hair club for men.

  42. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    corkyst.clair
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    I hate to say it but maybe she needs Lindsay back. That’s some sad sad shiz.

  43. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    If it weren’t for cats none of us would be here. Hail to kitty! Baa Ram You!

  44. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    By the time she is18 or 19, Miss Chloe is going to look a lot like Miranda Kerr.

  45. Jenna Dewan Nipples Pregnant Belly
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    She spends a hell of alot of time in parking lots. It’s like she’s propetually looking for where she parked her car.

  46. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
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    That is one slutty Last Supper.

  47. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    Orange she pretty

  48. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    corkyst.clair
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    I guess their invitations were pretty specific about having an all you can eat buffet and all you can shoot up heroine bar.

  49. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Wow, Melissa Etheridge looks like shit.

    Oh.
    Never mind.

  50. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    That benefit keeps getting shadier and shadier. Almost everyone invited is broke. Will.i.am must be accepting food stamps for donations.

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