Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
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With any luck…no panties.
I know wanna know what fell out of her ass. The guy looks horrified.
“Who ruined my movie? Well, I’m not going to mention any names but…”
Lost of busomy goodness.
That is one good looking woman.
This would be what the end of The Shining would look like if Stanley Kubrick was dropping acid when he was directing it.
Not pictured: Bowl of petunias falling with him.
“Oh bugger. Not again.”
Sometimes a fine ass is just a fine ass.
You can just tell she’s about to astound us with her theory about the origins of dark matter.
Fuck
You forgot to identify Manti Te’o's girlfriend on the left. (We’re still making this joke, right?)
I don’t care bout her face…just give me that ass. Wow, i’d pound that hard
I don’t care bout her face…just give me that ass. Wow, i’d pound that hard
“So how I can get me some of this ‘benefit concert’ action? Hammer still has outstanding debts to pay.”
My name is Talky Tina and I don’t think I like you.
For a moment I thought this was Cindy Crawford.
Sadly, no one told Quinton Aaron that you’re not supposed to star in the porn version of your own movie.
“Oh my God, what happened to it? I swear I had it on when I left the house… Randy! Randy Travis! Help me find my ass! I lost it!”
I guess it’s a tit nippley out.
OH OOOOOOHHHHHH! Heaven hasn’t treated Sam Kinison well.
From the thumbnail, I thought she was smoking. But then I realized it was Aubrey O’Day.
Christ. There’s another Madonna on the way!
Gag! What’s the smear of white gunk on that wall?
Who the fuck is Max George, and why does he have 2 first names.
This makes me feel so old. It’s hard to believe Oom Bop was that long ago.
That young man has done way too much meth.
This makes me feel so old. I didn’t think Oom Bop was that long ago.
She better put that drumstick down before Mischa busts out the bbq sauce.
The judges will be washed away by the tidal wave before they can rate his performance.
He’s always on call in case Shamu takes a mental health day. I’d like to think I wouldn’t watch this but I can’t help myself.
And yet she still looks better than Lindsay
I think this is the only person in North America who doesn’t look better than Lindsay. And as fucked up as Lindsay is, I can’t believe she let this creature near her female equipment.
Wonder how many crackers will call him a n****r at this event. It happens at absolutely everywhere he goes every day.
Vanguard,. Your face replacement headquarters.
Max George and his equally as creepy friend Bob Steve.
Jim Bob*
I don’t know what Katt’s problem is, but Lennay looks stunning as usual
well, she looks better than lilo…
So does ZaSu Pitts, and she’s been dead for 50 years!
He’s James Earl Jonesin’ for a piece of that big pink dickchin!
If she sat down next to me on a plane, I would have to ask for a barf bag instead of peanuts.
I’ve always had a crush on her…
Besides Will, who’s benefiting?
Meeting at the hair club for men.
I hate to say it but maybe she needs Lindsay back. That’s some sad sad shiz.
If it weren’t for cats none of us would be here. Hail to kitty! Baa Ram You!
By the time she is18 or 19, Miss Chloe is going to look a lot like Miranda Kerr.
She spends a hell of alot of time in parking lots. It’s like she’s propetually looking for where she parked her car.
That is one slutty Last Supper.
Yeah, but check out the tits on Judas!
Orange she pretty
I guess their invitations were pretty specific about having an all you can eat buffet and all you can shoot up heroine bar.
Wow, Melissa Etheridge looks like shit.
Oh.
Never mind.
That benefit keeps getting shadier and shadier. Almost everyone invited is broke. Will.i.am must be accepting food stamps for donations.