Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
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Whatup Kid? Whatup Play?
PSA: Dont drink unicorn piss.
These new sex dolls get more realistic with each passing day
Cedric the Entertainer motorboats clown tits – News at 11.
If you look at the full-size version it shows gravity sobbing.
Did she finally lose some weight? I hope so, cuz we shouldn’t have to endure a messed up body and personality.
She’s a Smart – okay to kidnap.
SEACREST!!!!
Jenna actually weighs 850 lbs. herself, but she chooses who she poses with veeerrrryyyy wisely.
Hey, it’s the fat black guy from “Face Off”
She’s got new school tits with old school nips. This is weird.
Hi! I’m you in twenty years!
Darth Vader and the Emperor just hanging out in Australia.
Pffft. CATS torture animals cuz its FUN lol.
“I’ll have the pedo sandwich.”
Hey wonk-eye, I can see through your shirt.
More like Petra BenDova!
Hey, it’s new for THIS picture.
Or Petra…. Bend Over!! Zing!!!!
you need to get a lyfe
*mumbles something about low-hanging fruit*
Hey, guess what? Even her NAME sounds like ‘bend over’.
I would love to know why my cat is so weird. Test on.
Groovy, baby, yea ! Nice legs…what time do they open?
Miniature Ryan Reynolds stars in: Curse of the Hover Hands.
It’s a good day for MY hard… aw, shit, I got nothin.
it’s a good day for YOUR hard to die, tard. you’re welcome:)
I wouldn’t wear that jacket, but hey, its his prerogative.
obviously a MADD ohoto shoot. mothers against drunk dressing.
And a collective shit was not given by any.
And yet SeaWorld gets all kinds of shit for staging the same thing.
Great photo. Major props to whoever photoshopped out the bottle of Beefeater and the Chesterfield.
there’s going to be a scooby doo reunion?!!
Sexy.
she looks like a mix between miley cyrus, amanda bynes and a plastic surgeon.
Like a Miley Cyrus Bratz doll.
Perhaps there’s a good reason why we’ve yet to see a good shot of the face and bosom.
The superbitch in me notes that her legs are too short for the toro.
Now please continue the public makeout sessions with the lucky slob.
Her legs are too short for the toro? I never realized Spanish bulls (or Japanese tuna) were so picky.
What the fuck…??? Her legs reach the ground. How much longer do they need to be?
Too bad he had to go crazy and start shooting all those cops.
When did the Army start issuing skorts?
A douche, a douche and a douche walk into a bar…
She comes in colors everywhere…
She’s like a rain-n-n – bow-w-w…!
Macca reprising Ebony & Ivory.
She passed out in the tube…guess I can’t throw stones, I woke up beside the pumps at a Sunoco station once.
Not seen…a guy just to left writhing on the ground with crushed nuts.
I wanted to see the pic where he realized the pool was empty.
what is extra at the grove ?
She’d be smarter if she wore a bra.
She’d be alot smarter if she got out of traffic.
Trannie or Hulks daughter?
There is a difference right?
Abe Sapien switched genders?
Demonstrating what he learned from Chris Brown.
Nice bridgework. Way to go, dental surgeon!
I’d like to pull her hair, from behind…if you know what I mean.
Murder the Goat
Um, so how old is Chloe again?
Good for him.
His blind side is about 270 degrees.
She’s stuck waiting for her ventriloquist.