The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    Toe Jam
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    Whatup Kid? Whatup Play?

  2. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Toe Jam
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    PSA: Dont drink unicorn piss.

  3. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    Satan's Right Hand
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    These new sex dolls get more realistic with each passing day

  4. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Cedric the Entertainer motorboats clown tits – News at 11.

  5. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Ladypants
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    If you look at the full-size version it shows gravity sobbing.

  6. Aubrey O'Day Shirt Popping Open Side Boob
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    Did she finally lose some weight? I hope so, cuz we shouldn’t have to endure a messed up body and personality.

  7. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    She’s a Smart – okay to kidnap.

  8. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    Satan's Right Hand
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    SEACREST!!!!

  9. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    Johnny P!
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    Jenna actually weighs 850 lbs. herself, but she chooses who she poses with veeerrrryyyy wisely.

  10. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Hey, it’s the fat black guy from “Face Off”

  11. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    She’s got new school tits with old school nips. This is weird.

  12. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Hi! I’m you in twenty years!

  13. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    Darth Vader and the Emperor just hanging out in Australia.

  14. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    Pffft. CATS torture animals cuz its FUN lol.

  15. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    “I’ll have the pedo sandwich.”

  16. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
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    Hey wonk-eye, I can see through your shirt.

  17. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    More like Petra BenDova!

    Hey, it’s new for THIS picture.

  18. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    I would love to know why my cat is so weird. Test on.

  19. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    Groovy, baby, yea ! Nice legs…what time do they open?

  20. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    Miniature Ryan Reynolds stars in: Curse of the Hover Hands.

  21. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
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    It’s a good day for MY hard… aw, shit, I got nothin.

  22. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    I wouldn’t wear that jacket, but hey, its his prerogative.

  23. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    broduh jenner
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    obviously a MADD ohoto shoot. mothers against drunk dressing.

  24. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
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    And a collective shit was not given by any.

  25. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    And yet SeaWorld gets all kinds of shit for staging the same thing.

  26. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Great photo. Major props to whoever photoshopped out the bottle of Beefeater and the Chesterfield.

  27. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    broduh jenner
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    there’s going to be a scooby doo reunion?!!

  28. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    Sexy.

  29. Amy Childs Cleavage Bra See Through Shirt
    broduh jenner
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    she looks like a mix between miley cyrus, amanda bynes and a plastic surgeon.

  30. Charles Goode Petra Benova Butt Bikini
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    Perhaps there’s a good reason why we’ve yet to see a good shot of the face and bosom.
    The superbitch in me notes that her legs are too short for the toro.
    Now please continue the public makeout sessions with the lucky slob.

  31. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    Too bad he had to go crazy and start shooting all those cops.

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
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    When did the Army start issuing skorts?

  33. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
    Heywood Jablomie
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    A douche, a douche and a douche walk into a bar…

  34. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    Heywood Jablomie
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    She comes in colors everywhere…

  35. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Macca reprising Ebony & Ivory.

  36. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    cc
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    She passed out in the tube…guess I can’t throw stones, I woke up beside the pumps at a Sunoco station once.

  37. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
    cc
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    Not seen…a guy just to left writhing on the ground with crushed nuts.

  38. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    cc
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    I wanted to see the pic where he realized the pool was empty.

  39. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    what is extra at the grove ?

  40. Amy Smart Nipples No Bra
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    She’d be smarter if she wore a bra.

  41. Ashley Roberts Cleavage Legs A Good Day To Die Hard Premiere
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Trannie or Hulks daughter?
    There is a difference right?

  42. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    cc
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    Abe Sapien switched genders?

  43. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    cc
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    Demonstrating what he learned from Chris Brown.

  44. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
    cc
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    Nice bridgework. Way to go, dental surgeon!

  45. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
    cc
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    I’d like to pull her hair, from behind…if you know what I mean.

  46. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
    cc
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    Murder the Goat

  47. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    cc
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    Um, so how old is Chloe again?

  48. James Cromwell Mugshot
    cc
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    Good for him.

  49. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    cc
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    His blind side is about 270 degrees.

  50. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    cc
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    She’s stuck waiting for her ventriloquist.

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