Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:
“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”
Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”
Good. It looks good,
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I’ll bet all the brain researches are eyeballing that ginormous noggin and licking their lips.
Out for a thrilling evening of spot-welding?
I honestly didn’t know he was still alive.
He wasn’t. He was so fat, he fell out of heaven!
LOL!
Lard, have mercy!
bad camera angle. he jaw looks like one that would be on a ventriloquist doll. looks like she’s looking for the hand that’s going to go up her ass to move that jaw.
Please protest animal testing by forgoing all medical treatments that were developed in conjunction with animal testing. Goddamn frauds.
I suggest starting with an oldy but a goody: Slaughter Of The Innocent by Hans Reusch. You’ll learn in that book alone the absolute folly ofbelieving in the worth of animal experiments for human benefit.
You took your time showing up, my serial thumbs downer-stalker. Make it snappier next time, no-life.
look at Alica…she’s almost as ugly as my daughter.
I didn’t know Gabourey Sidibe had vitiligo.
She’s looking sexy these days. Pregnancy was the best thing that happened to her.
Worst camouflage ever.
thank GOD she’s back, so she can get back to whatever the hell it is that she does anyway.
How did you guys get a picture of Chris Brown and Rihanna from 20 years in the future?
Wow. This is surprising. Almost didn’t even recognize her. She looks good. And happy. Never thought I would say that about Tara Reid. Good job. Keep it up.
well she looks like she combed her and might be sober, but good? not so much.
Hey, that’s good for her. Most days she looks like she just woke up from 3 day coke binge.
point conceded. ;)
“There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.”
I wonder if when Jesus was dying on the cross, if he knew that the symbol of his torture would be dangling between tits 2000 years later. I think he would be proud.
But only real tits make him proud. Bolt-Ons just make him angry
Such is the power of cleavage.
Right there with ya.
Ah, first conducting experiments on humans in “American Horror Story:Asylum”, next day protesting against then experiments on cats. Hypocrite !
Is she wearing a lamp shade ?
Beautiful.
Bobby’s Whirl
Red Lobster gives you wings!
her knees look like ashy Larry’s elbows
Eyes up here, Asslee.
Gus won the Ryan Seacrest dream package.
I didn’t realize how big that chocolate fountain on the Golden Corral commercials actually is.
I didn’t know they moved the porn convention to LA.
See? Right there. That’s where my ass would be.
Does the weather service name Tsunamis too?
You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.
Uhhh…which one has the huge tits here? (Awesome mispost. Awesome.)
This is hysterical.
You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.
also boy rape
Looking good, Boy George.
You do realize the Benefit Concert was for him, right?
Keep Katt off the streets.
Keep Katt off of crack.
Keep Katt off of death row.
One of them will apply in the next few months.
I’m trying to think of a Darth Vader quote that would capture the “I want to fuck you” look on James’ face, but the only Star Wars movie I’ve watched all the way through are Episodes 2 & 3. Help me out here.
This is CNN
I sense something, a presence I’ve not felt since….
That was fucking awesome.
“I find your lack of jowls disturbing.”
Good job, guys. Thanks.
I was going to type something, but I think my parole officer just knocked on my door.
I’m not sure I understand the look Bieber is going for- what? Wrong lesbian? My bad.
Mislabled. This is actually the photographic negative of Cee Lo Green jumping in a pool.
“I am so much prettier than these real life woman”
Two beautiful ladies.
I’m surprised there aren’t peperoni stains seeping through that blouse
Ouch
Getting a shorter haircut is step 1 of getting Ryan Seacrest to want you more.
Step 3, getting rid of the vagina, is certainly trickier.
I would totally hit that, all night long, all night.
All night long and all night. Now that’s dedication.
Yeah, once you get started
You can’t sit down
Come join the fun
It’s a merry go round
Max George version of the shocker.
His Bubba behind him told him to give a thumbs up like all is well.
Fuck you and your bowtie
You’d think that with all the coke they do, they’d actually look into those mirrors they’re doing blow off of once in a while.
I thought he smoked crack. There’s no mirrors with crack.
Justin Beiber after his career has ended and he’s gone bankrupt.
FAT MISCHA BARTON PHOTOBOMB!
Show us the splash….and the resulting crater in the pool foundation.
Have you ever gotten stuck behind a table of women like this? It’s pure hell.