The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.8.13

February 8th, 2013 // 408 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is a surprisingly large collection for this late in the week. Maybe it’s because of all the bralessness. Seriously, there’s a ton in here. Or maybe it’s because we all really only exist in Mischa Barton‘s mushroom nightmare. No one can really know, but what I do know is exactly what was said in this conversation:

“You promise I look completely ridiculous, right?”
“Dude, people are saying they want to punch your face off. What about me?”
“Your dad’s suicide? Totally understandable now. Let’s party.”

Today’s Final Five is still answering the tough questions like, “What would her ass look like in this bikini?”

Good. It looks good,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. James Cromwell Mugshot
    Dick Hell
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    I’ll bet all the brain researches are eyeballing that ginormous noggin and licking their lips.

  2. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    Out for a thrilling evening of spot-welding?

  3. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    I honestly didn’t know he was still alive.

  4. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
    Chris Christie
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    Lard, have mercy!

  5. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    karlito
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    bad camera angle. he jaw looks like one that would be on a ventriloquist doll. looks like she’s looking for the hand that’s going to go up her ass to move that jaw.

  6. James Cromwell Mugshot
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Please protest animal testing by forgoing all medical treatments that were developed in conjunction with animal testing. Goddamn frauds.

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

      I suggest starting with an oldy but a goody: Slaughter Of The Innocent by Hans Reusch. You’ll learn in that book alone the absolute folly ofbelieving in the worth of animal experiments for human benefit.

      • Ripley's Believe It Or Not

        You took your time showing up, my serial thumbs downer-stalker. Make it snappier next time, no-life.

  7. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    karlito
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    look at Alica…she’s almost as ugly as my daughter.

  8. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    FUCKBEAST
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    I didn’t know Gabourey Sidibe had vitiligo.

  9. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
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    She’s looking sexy these days. Pregnancy was the best thing that happened to her.

  10. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Worst camouflage ever.

  11. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    henry hill
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    thank GOD she’s back, so she can get back to whatever the hell it is that she does anyway.

  12. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    FUCKBEAST
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    How did you guys get a picture of Chris Brown and Rihanna from 20 years in the future?

  13. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Wow. This is surprising. Almost didn’t even recognize her. She looks good. And happy. Never thought I would say that about Tara Reid. Good job. Keep it up.

  14. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    B&WMinstrel
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    “There is no confusion like the confusion of a simple mind.”

  15. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
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    I wonder if when Jesus was dying on the cross, if he knew that the symbol of his torture would be dangling between tits 2000 years later. I think he would be proud.

  16. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
    jkgce
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    Right there with ya.

  17. James Cromwell Mugshot
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    Ah, first conducting experiments on humans in “American Horror Story:Asylum”, next day protesting against then experiments on cats. Hypocrite !

  18. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
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    Is she wearing a lamp shade ?

  19. Alexis Knapp Butt Tight Pants Vanguard Grand Opening
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    Beautiful.

  20. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Bam
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    Bobby’s Whirl

  21. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    B&WMinstrel
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    Red Lobster gives you wings!

  22. Kendra Wilkinson Nipples No Bra
    dark matter
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    her knees look like ashy Larry’s elbows

  23. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    Eyes up here, Asslee.

  24. John Krasinski Gus Van Sant Matt Damon Promised Land Photocall Berlinale
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Gus won the Ryan Seacrest dream package.

  25. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    I didn’t realize how big that chocolate fountain on the Golden Corral commercials actually is.

  26. Quinton Aaron Jenna Bentley Cleavage Bra Grammy Foundation Music Preservation Project's Play It Forward Event
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    I didn’t know they moved the porn convention to LA.

  27. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
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    See? Right there. That’s where my ass would be.

  28. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does the weather service name Tsunamis too?

  29. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.

  30. Cassie Scerbo Cleavage OK Magazine Pre Grammy Party
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    You know what goes great with Christianity? Huge tits and lots of sheer fabric.

  31. Ashlee Simpson Butt Tight Pants
    it had to be said
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    Looking good, Boy George.

  32. Katt Williams Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    dontkillthemessenger
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    You do realize the Benefit Concert was for him, right?

    Keep Katt off the streets.
    Keep Katt off of crack.
    Keep Katt off of death row.

    One of them will apply in the next few months.

  33. Angela Lansbury James Earl Jones
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    I’m trying to think of a Darth Vader quote that would capture the “I want to fuck you” look on James’ face, but the only Star Wars movie I’ve watched all the way through are Episodes 2 & 3. Help me out here.

  34. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I was going to type something, but I think my parole officer just knocked on my door.

  35. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
    Bob
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    I’m not sure I understand the look Bieber is going for- what? Wrong lesbian? My bad.

  36. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
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    Mislabled. This is actually the photographic negative of Cee Lo Green jumping in a pool.

  37. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
    Nicole
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    “I am so much prettier than these real life woman”

  38. Chloe Moretz Sarah Hyland Cleavage
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    Two beautiful ladies.

  39. Tara Reid Side Boob Vanguard Grand Opening
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    I’m surprised there aren’t peperoni stains seeping through that blouse

  40. Helena Bonham Carter Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Ouch

  41. Julianne Hough Nipples Legs Slit Dress Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Getting a shorter haircut is step 1 of getting Ryan Seacrest to want you more.

    Step 3, getting rid of the vagina, is certainly trickier.

  42. Nicole Richie Nipples Extra
    Hank E. Ring
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    I would totally hit that, all night long, all night.

  43. Max George
    George P Burdell
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    Max George version of the shocker.

  44. Max George
    Hank E. Ring
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    His Bubba behind him told him to give a thumbs up like all is well.

  45. Hammer Will.i.am Benefit Concert
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    Fuck you and your bowtie

  46. Alica Etheredge Bobby Brown Will.i.am Benefit Concert
    Hank E. Ring
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    You’d think that with all the coke they do, they’d actually look into those mirrors they’re doing blow off of once in a while.

  47. Samantha Ronson Rainbow Colored Hair
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    Justin Beiber after his career has ended and he’s gone bankrupt.

  48. Mischa Barton Tyler Shields
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    FAT MISCHA BARTON PHOTOBOMB!

  49. Louie Anderson Jumping Off Diving Board
    Cock Dr
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    Show us the splash….and the resulting crater in the pool foundation.

  50. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Girls Night Twitter
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    Have you ever gotten stuck behind a table of women like this? It’s pure hell.

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