The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.7.14

February 7th, 2014 // 249 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we’re holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I’ve crammed this thing full of Instagrammed ass (even more than normal) and Swingin screaming, so don’t act like daddy took all of your candy away.

I even got Jeremy Renner in the latest video game to film adaptation Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag (Is My Grindr Avatar That Means Meet Me In The Bathroom At Ralph’s),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    Dox
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    Finally… Coco had realize her life long dream of being a piece of furniture.

  2. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Dox
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    You can tell by the way I walk, that I woman’s man with no time to talk…

  3. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Dox
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    As you can see here, I have absolutely no redeeming talents except that I look better the less I am dressed.

    • Gin&tonic

      that’s a rare talent indeed and not one to be scoffed at, my friend. Most of the chicks I know look optimal at around 15% clothes.

  4. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    Gin%Tonic
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    Looks a little like Camilla Belle’s big titted sister here

  5. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Gin%Tonic
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    You know your careers on the downspin when you’re left taking pussy-euphemism pics for attention on instagram.

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Gin&Tonic
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    Leo must’ve been three sheets to the wind to mistake John Goodman for a supermodel

  7. Elizabeth Olsen Side Boob Nipple In Secret Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    She looks a little slow but agreeable and her sisters are billionaires so hellz yeah I’d hit it

  8. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    “Giggity giggity.”

  9. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    Gin&Tonic
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    I’m going to have to ask my magic 8 balls on this one:
    “In 2 years time (3 tops) this is going to be Kim Kardashian. Kim’s going to start freaking out over the fact that noonce gives a shit anymore about her plastic cottage cheese self that she starts taking thong beer-can selfies on instagram while Kanye West lounges in the background reading Businessweek ala Spencer Pratt and the inflatable Mrs.
    Meanwhile Coco will have been deposed as the queen of Thirsy Selfies and will be relegated to hardcore porn with Lindsay Lohan and whatever parts of Farah Abrahams haven’t fallen off by 2016.”
    The magic 8 balls has spoken.

  10. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    Gin&Tonic
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    your move joaquin phoenix….

  11. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Gin&Tonic
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    Goddamnit, and here I was just struggling to get the lid off this pickle jar…

  12. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini
    Gin&Tonic
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    Not the greatest ass I’ve seen on this site, but still better than 99% I see on the beach.

  13. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    ‘It’s so soft, Leo. Like a smooth, soft little bunny, Leo. Like the silken belly of a newborn babe, Leo …”

  14. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
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    She still looks like if I poked her with a pin, she’d burst. Or leak. Or both.

  15. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
    Gin&Tonic
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    I wish the paps would stop stalking this family. Just let them spend them time in piece with their kids, its not like they’re doing anything interesting anyhow

  16. Gabrielle Union Clippers Game
    Gin&Tonic
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    That awkward moment when you’re just about to strangle your bitchy friend and it gets caught on kiss cam…

  17. Lea Seydoux Nipples The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere 64th Berlin International Film Festival
    Gin&Tonic
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    No idea who she is, but she’s got the potential to be gorgeous. Needs fewer clothes before I’m sure, but the nips are two steps in the right direction

  18. Jeremy Renner Peacoat Hood Up Robocop After Party
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    See what you get for fucking with Charlie, Ashton? He’ll send this guy to steal your coat.

  19. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    navvet75
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    Looks like she could pick up a lot of pesos with that ass alone. New Jolos bar Subic Bay

  20. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
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    I see from Wikipedia that Bethenny Frankel and Nicole Richie have both been clients of the “Tracy Anderson Method.” Suddenly it all makes sense.

  21. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Talking To Cop
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    “Come here. Did you put my baby in the corner?…Nobody puts baby in the corner!”

  22. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
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    “I’m not wearing a jacket.. I just haven’t trimmed my armpit hair in a while.”

  23. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Jenn
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    Thought this was the Hyland person from yesterday.

  24. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Jenn
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    She’s just like one of those creepy Bratz dolls.

  25. Jeremy Renner Peacoat Hood Up Robocop After Party
    Jenn
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    He’s an ugly little bastard.

  26. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    George Takei
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    Musculature

  27. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    The living embodiment of a five-head

  28. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
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    Is this a subtle hint that she wants Tiger to ask her out?

  29. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    Fake or not I’d love to put those tits on my face.

  30. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    “Goddamn it Scorsese, he keeps grabbing my ass at all these events”

  31. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    Yeah, I want to suck on those tits all night long.

  32. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    Just die already dude.

  33. Lea Seydoux Nipples The Grand Budapest Hotel Premiere 64th Berlin International Film Festival
    Jenn
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    Seydoux, is that French for jet ski?

  34. Gabrielle Union Clippers Game
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    “That fucking cheerleader bitch down there, I just know she is fucking my man Dwayne Wade too, I am going to kill her ass”

  35. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    I have a thing for giant Amanda Bynes.

  36. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
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    Let me get this straight. She got herself a store bought rack, kicked her husband to the curb, and wound up with a stuffed tiger?

  37. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    Vlad
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    Reese Witheryogamat

  38. Elizabeth Olsen Side Boob Nipple In Secret Premiere
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    Future Scarlet Witch.

  39. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    This is how his bevy of prostitutes perceive him.

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    alexxx3488
    Commented on this photo:

    “Leo, if you feel something pressing up against your asshole, it’s just my press pass!”
    ‘But, Jonah, we didn’t need press passes at this event…’
    “Shhhhhh.”

  41. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
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    I agree the wife and kids should be left alone but Ben is the next Batman, and he’s fair game. He deserves to be punished.

  42. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    Who?

  43. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    She’s going to have a rough, rough time when her looks go.

  44. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Odbarc
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    Hobbes is one lucky Tigger.

  45. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    Are we sure this isn’t the Co-Ed for Women dress collection?

  46. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
    RocketInMyPocket
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    There is still nothing bad I can say about Jennifer Garner. She’s a good mom and sexy, too.

  47. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    Phoenix
    Commented on this photo:

    Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnt

  48. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
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    If there is a website dedicated to women I want to fuck/roll up in a carpet and throw out of a window, CoCo is a stone-cold ALL STAR.

  49. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Jaime
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    Why do women wear those “tourniquet” bras? They look sooo uncomfortable.

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    fred
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    “. . . and, oh yeah, Jonah was there too everybody.”

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