The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.7.14

February 7th, 2014 // 249 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we’re holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I’ve crammed this thing full of Instagrammed ass (even more than normal) and Swingin screaming, so don’t act like daddy took all of your candy away.

I even got Jeremy Renner in the latest video game to film adaptation Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag (Is My Grindr Avatar That Means Meet Me In The Bathroom At Ralph’s),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    She is a beautiful woman. She doesn’t need all the crazy makeup and wigs she like to wear.

  2. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    She is fit.

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Lord Helmet
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    As a precaution Jonah Hill was not awarded a statue because he might put it in his pants trying to impress Leo.

  4. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    crb
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    “This was also inside me when I was married to Orlando.”

  5. Gabrielle Union Clippers Game
    CrashHell
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    Cup the Balls, Stroke the Shaft, Dodge the Gravy…Put me in Coach, I’m ready!

  6. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
    CrashHell
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    she’s not facing the cameras because she is pregnant

  7. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    crb
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    “And now ladies and gentlemen, (and by ‘ladies’ and ‘gentlemen’, I mean ‘hos’ & ‘pimps’) I will now open this beer; -NO HANDS! GUURRNNNNNNDDGGHHGAAAHH!!!”

  8. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
    crb
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    Stop trying to rain on my parade, Aubrey Plaza!

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Heaven.

  10. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
    Lord Helmet
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    I’m telling you I get a boner this big every time I think of trains.

  11. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
    crb
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    So that’s what those celebrity monsters do with all the children they adopt! -Skin them and turn ‘em into backpacks. Garner, you sick little West Virginia f**k!”

  12. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Judge Chamberlain Haller
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    I’d motorboat her while listening to Dean Martin.

  13. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    crb
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    She always looks so nice at these things.

    1 vote for Amanda Bynes replacement.

  14. Lara Spencer George Clooney GMA
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    “Sorry Lara. I just dumped Stacy Keibler and I don’t date down.”

  15. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    She looks like she would provide an absolutely delightful romp in the sack.

    *put on my top hat and monocle*

  16. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
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    “I tied fishing line around his little tail. Beiber followed him all the way to my dressing room. Justin cried when he found out this wasn’t the pussy I wanted him to pet.”

  17. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini
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    Definitely her best angle.

  18. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Talking To Cop
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    Future rude, thoughtless little pig.

  19. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    AnnaD.
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    Cannot be unseen…

  20. Lara Spencer George Clooney GMA
    Lord Helmet
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    Oh, that’s precious, George! Your insights into the Spanish royal etiquette are both delightful and enlightening… You wanna fuck?

  21. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
    Lord Helmet
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    The day her left breast seceded from the right.

  22. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    Ronaldo
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    Ohhhh, thats what she is good for.

  23. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
    evilstamos
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    The correct answer is “What is Jon Hamm’s penis?”

  24. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    Ronaldo
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    Hey, at least he found a steady job.

  25. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Great body, awful person. It’s all too common these days.

  26. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
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    at first glance, I totally would. But closer inspection yields a terrifying upper face/lower face ration, boobs making a run for it, dark roots, horse feet in heels, man face and SHIT that expression that betrays her dark soul. In other words, run.

  27. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini
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    Hit the squat rack!

  28. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
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    She is a smokeshow! Looking great in those jeans!

  29. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Lord Helmet
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    Imagine her with a baby on her back like Jennifer Garner. Yeah, I can’t either.

  30. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    He’s sexy and he knows it ♫
    ♫ He/He/He Works out

  31. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    He looks happy.

  32. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Mind that beautiful gap.

  33. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    I love her tall, slender frame.

  34. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Did someone drop a joint on the floor? lol

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    “just a few inches lower, and I’ll be touching his ass… c’mon Leo, just a sign, one sign – look at me goddamit! You know you want it!”

  36. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
    caley
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    Also pictured, holding a red umbrella is ‘Miss Dental Hygiene of England’.

  37. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
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    There’s enough room there for a 24 pack.

  38. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    “A riot is an ungly thingk… undt, I tink, that it is chust about time ve had vun.”

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    This is just strange.

  40. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    “Leo! Leo! It’s such an honor to meet youf…aaf mph rrrff mf ffrrgh ::squish squish squish gag::

  41. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
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    “I wish he’d cup me like that…”

  42. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
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    I think my girlfriend would approve of this nightstand.

  43. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
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    Looks like Mary Poopins is part of Ian’s entourage?

  44. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Your Huckleberry
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    “Focus on the cleavage…please don’t notice my gigantic head.”

  45. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    “Now imagine me with your mother…”

  46. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
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    Ian’s still a Sexy Beast!

  47. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
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    Great mom.

  48. Lara Spencer George Clooney GMA
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    “Do you feel that? Do you feel your pregnancy happening now?”

  49. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Dox
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    FFS Jonah, have a little self respect.

  50. Leonardo DiCaprio Martin Scorsese Jonah Hill Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Dox
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    One of these things is not like the other….
    One of these things… doesn’t belong.

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