The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.7.14

February 7th, 2014 // 249 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter than usual smattering of celebrity buffoonery on account of us still being in the middle of renegotiating our photo agency deals, which yes, of course, means we’re holding out for a live 24/7 video stream of Prince Charles. In the meantime, I’ve crammed this thing full of Instagrammed ass (even more than normal) and Swingin screaming, so don’t act like daddy took all of your candy away.

I even got Jeremy Renner in the latest video game to film adaptation Assassin’s Creed: Black Flag (Is My Grindr Avatar That Means Meet Me In The Bathroom At Ralph’s),

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    joe
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    Nikki the Minge

  2. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    he seems nice

  3. Crystal Hefner Cleavage Bikini Instagram
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    Where there’s a will,
    she wants to be in it.

  4. Elizabeth Olsen Side Boob Nipple In Secret Premiere
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    She’s definitely the hottest Olsen. Fuck it. I’ll take all 3 of them.

  5. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
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    “…and then I said ‘Condaleeza, you just back that big ol juicy booty right up here”

  6. Elizabeth Olsen Side Boob Nipple In Secret Premiere
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    Macaulay Olsen?

  7. Jeremy Renner Peacoat Hood Up Robocop After Party
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    Dammit…I thought I was going to see Robocock.

  8. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
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    Some ass and a drink? She’s so considerate.

  9. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    gary coleman's ghost
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    Dude looks like a lady.

  10. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
    Anemoneofthestate
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    “I swear, it was this big and I took the whole thing, ’cause that’s what you do to get ahead in politics”

  11. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    Rutina Wesley Snipes

  12. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
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    Now this first SLIIIDE… shows a very, very interesting thing: our main building. On slide… TWO! We see other view… of… IT! Oh, my God, you wouldn’t believe it!

  13. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
    cmonreally
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    Every time I see her head in comparison to the rest of her body, I laugh really hard.

  14. Lara Spencer George Clooney GMA
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    I kind of have a thing for Lara Spencer, especially after she did that show about going to swap meets. My kinda gal.

  15. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
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    But try as she might, he only had eyes for Roy.

  16. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Talking To Cop
    Beer Baron
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    You know I don’t speak Spanish, Baxter!

  17. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Swearin
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    Mmm, plushies

  18. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
    cmonreally
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    One thing he has in common with Michael Jackson – a fake, melting face.

  19. Rutina Wesley Cleavage Muscular Arms Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    cmonreally
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    What are the gentlemen’s thoughts on a woman who has biceps 3 times larger than her breasts?

  20. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    “Listen up evreyone! The witch’s youth potion…it’s a trick!”

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    Swearin
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    Unable to get near the nether regions of the world’s greatest supermodels, this man decided to make use of an intermediary

  22. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
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    Nice tits. Is she a furry?

  23. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
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    “For the last fucking time, spay and neuter your pets!”

  24. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    I always thought the joke went…”I asked the genie for a little head.”

  25. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    Jade
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    She looks like she’s squatting to poop.

  26. Jeremy Renner Peacoat Hood Up Robocop After Party
    Swearin
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    When you’re secretly hitting up dock workers for blowjobs and/or drugs, you gotta dress the part

  27. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
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    Tell me, Ms. Anderson…what good is wearing a low-cut dress… if you’re unable to display the goods properly?

  28. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
    Jade
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    Living bobblehead doll.

  29. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
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    it’s like her boobs are magnets…but not the kind that attract.

  30. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
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    A real, little lady would have ridden side saddle.

  31. Lara Spencer George Clooney GMA
    Swearin
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    “No seriously, go ahead Lara; what’s the youngest one do you think I’ve dated?”
    “Um…hmm…”

  32. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini
    Jade
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    You know Eddie’s ex is going to have a field day with those little fat ripples.

  33. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
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    She looks hot without the crazy hair colors.

  34. Reese Witherspoon Butt Yoga Pants
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    How much do pictures of Reese Witherspoon going to yoga class cost? Must make for cheap filler.

  35. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Talking To Cop
    Swearin
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    “Im not kidding; how much to watch the kid for an hour while I go bang my wife?”

  36. Tracy Anderson Cleavage Mark And Estel Fashon Show
    Jade
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    How ironic: those boobs in that dress at a fashion show.

  37. Nicki Minaj Topless Star Pasties Instagram
    Gin&Tonic
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    Nobody cares anymore, Nikki

  38. Joe Biden 30th Street Amtrak Station
    CK
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    ” I swear! Conde would purposely drop her papers and bend over right in front of me to pick them up and it was like THIS BIG!”

  39. Gabrielle Union Clippers Game
    Jade
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    “It was THIS big, and it hurt like hell, but my stomach feels a lot better now.”

  40. Ian McShane Cuban Fury Premiere
    holosolo
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    I guess Jabba let Bib have a day out in the rain.

  41. LeAnn Rimes Butt Thong Bikini
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    She looks good from this angle

  42. Jennifer Garner Butt Tight Jeans Daughter Seraphina Piggy Back Ride
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder just how hard she beats Ben, calculatingly bruising him so that the casual observer could never detect his pain & suffering.
    I wonder if she needs any help.

  43. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    cmonreally
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    “Yeah, you thought you were being funny and that this was all a joke. Now you gotta finish what you started, bitch.”

  44. Kelly Brook Cleavage Bikini Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Thanks, Kelly, but I memorized this one already. What else ya got?

  45. Giada De Laurentiis Cleavage Go Red For Women The Heart Truth Red Dress Collection 2014 Show
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    Drop dead sexy and loves to cook? Dream woman.

  46. Leonardo DiCaprio Guys Face In Crotch 29th Santa Barbara International Film Festival
    donkeylicks
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    Buy you hang out with Jonah for the better part of a month and it opens all kinds of doors… all kinds.

  47. Corey Feldman Shaggy Wig Fake Moustache Ganzfeld Haunting Premiere
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    I knew Andy Kaufman was alive.

  48. Coco Shelf Ass Swimsuit Beercan On Buttcheek Instagram
    ThisWillHurt
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    Between Coco and Mama June earlier, Mountain Dew can’t be doing well.

  49. Miranda Kerr Cleavage Bra Stuffed Tiger Instagram
    Lord Helmet
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    Analysis:
    Cleavage on display to show off the goods
    Seductive eyes to indicate she’s great in bed
    Cute tiger to show she’s playful and approachable
    Instagram picture to start the bidding at $1,500/hour

  50. Alec Baldwin Hilaria Baldwin Baby Carmen Talking To Cop
    donkeylicks
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    “Look, you’re wearing a cape aren’t you? So what if I called you a faggot! Now here’s a twenty, go and grab our bags.”

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