Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which ends with a double shot of Coco, one where she’s waist-training while holding her baby and one where she’s squatting in a thong. It’s an appropriate way to kick off the weekend because both of those pictures are full of regrettable decisions probably made while drinking. We’ve also got Johnny Depp’s jacked up mouth, Guy Fieri’s jacked up everything, and Amy Schumer totally ripping off Risky Business because she’s a fat, unfunny bitch who I never liked and am not just trashing now because she’s a successful woman using her fame to publicize social causes she feels are important. I mean, you’d have to be a real sour dickbag to do something like that, you know?
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