The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.3.12

February 3rd, 2012 // 362 Comments

Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake will someone give Michael Cera a van and a map to the Second Mile Headquarters already?

Something tells me today’s Final Five anonymously found its way into Wilmer Valderrama ‘s inbox,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
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    Omigosh, it’s Minka Kelly. I’d recognize her back anywhere!

  2. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
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    “Really Danny? full bush?”
    “yep, full bush”

  3. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t I think she’s really hot?

  4. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
    Shia
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    I’d bang her so hard.

  5. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
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    Someone is going to have a blast playing with this picture in Photoshop!

  6. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
    Spedo
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    Occupy Sesame Street begins.

  7. Cameron Diaz
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does that coat come with the head attached? (BTW, what’s the return policy?)

  8. Deena Cortese Cleavage
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    I really hate those yard gnomes.

  9. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    EmmaWatson's Vagina
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    why does this scream an older version of Justin Bieber and Usher.

  10. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
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    “OK, give me that stupid Lea Michelle face…perfect!”

  11. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The black guy is wondering how he got stuck filming gay porn at this point in his life.

  12. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    “So you’re not supposed to eat a bindi?”

  13. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    The Pope
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    Well it’s a good thing she washed that tanner off her hands, otherwise she’d look ridiculous.

  14. Deena Cortese Cleavage
    boing
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    dick tuck!

  15. Deena Cortese Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Imagine how embarrassed the Oxygen people were to realize they’d spelled “cooter” wrong.

  16. Kathy Lee Gifford
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    Frank Gifford Was Here.

  17. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
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    Vote For Pedro!

  18. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    it had to be said
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    Beetch, pleease. I do my own hair und makeup.

  19. Katharine McPhee Picking Up Dog Poop
    Smeven Shbeelburg
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    And with that final turd squeezed out of Pedro the Chihuahua’s tiny ass hole Smash season two was born.

  20. Whitney Houston
    it had to be said
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    Someone give that dude a Snickers bar!

  21. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    boing
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    he’s starting to resemble the geico gecko.

  22. Carl Weathers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Chubbs finally got his right hand back.

  23. Woody Harrelson Scarf Knit Hat
    it had to be said
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    Hey guys, the paps are taking pictures of that homeless guy!

  24. Minka Kelly Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If that dude asks you to help him put a couch in his van, just start running.

  25. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    For once her ass is not the most noticeable thing on her. Nice lips, clown.

  26. Cameron Diaz
    Alejandro
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    If that zipper went up 10 more inches my eyes would not be bleeding as they now do.

  27. Kathy Lee Gifford
    it had to be said
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    Looks like the doctor took a little too much lift in that face lift. I’m surprised she doesn’t have nipples on her cheeks.

  28. Russell Brand See Through Shirt Nipples
    it had to be said
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    Homeless guy has better style than you do, Russell.

  29. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
    Cock Tees
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    Oh Disney, you had me at Blow.

  30. Cameron Diaz
    it had to be said
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    Damn. I thought that was Ellen. Ellen’s best day, Cameron’s worst.

  31. Gillian Zinser Bikini
    it had to be said
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    I guess that beach pad isn’t going to pay for itself. Back to my knees.

  32. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
    Nik
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    What the hell happened to him?! I remember he used to be a cute young lad.

  33. Wiki Pedeo

    She’s on that show with Snooki, she’s the ugly one.

  34. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
    it had to be said
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    That is NOT the ball gag I ordered.

  35. Deena Cortese Cleavage
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    The face says, ‘I feel sexy,’ while the body says, ‘What do you mean you ran out of Lil’ Smokies already?’

  36. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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    Listen, Arnie: we all know India smells weird, but try to be adult about it, okay?

  37. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
    it had to be said
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    Someone is getting fired. It is the person who thinks a Tootsie Pop is an acceptable substitute for a ball gag.

  38. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    Art Vandelay
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    “And the Oscar for Best Performance as a Straight Man by a Gay Actor goes to…”

  39. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    Hopalong
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    Since when did Romeo Crennel get a job in Hollywood.

  40. Whitney Houston
    joe
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    Someone come and pop my doody bubble

  41. Daniel Radcliffe Mario Lopez Extra
    The Pope
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    Daniel: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
    Mario: Fuck yo mama!
    Daniel: Thank you very much.

  42. Arnold Schwarzenegger
    George P Burdell
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    I can’t get the taste of Snooki out of my mouth.

  43. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
    Joe Q
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    She is in Miami because there are so many “Johns” there. (Vacationing Football players).

  44. Deena Cortese Cleavage
    ktulu
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    wtf is that thing?

  45. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
    Robin
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    Nice pedostache

  46. Deena Cortese Cleavage
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    I really think the title of this should be changed to “Shit you wanted to miss”.

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Tight Dress
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    Kim Kuntrashian in Miami but her ass is still hanging out in SoCal.

  48. Kathy Lee Gifford
    GeorgeWBush
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    Showing off the skills that got her to the top…er….middle…or maybe bottom of the B list

  49. Demi Lovato Tyler Shields
    Cock Dr
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    Whe you have an eating disorder it’s very common to just fuck around with your food rather than chew it up and eat it.

  50. Michael Cera Perv Moustache
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    awww… he looks like he is playing dress up and used his mom’s mascara to make a ‘tache.

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