Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake will someone give Michael Cera a van and a map to the Second Mile Headquarters already?
Something tells me today’s Final Five anonymously found its way into Wilmer Valderrama ‘s inbox,
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Omigosh, it’s Minka Kelly. I’d recognize her back anywhere!
“Really Danny? full bush?”
“yep, full bush”
Correct me if I’m wrong, but don’t I think she’s really hot?
she not.
she is gross
She’s just your average American girl.
You’re right.
I’d bang her so hard.
Someone is going to have a blast playing with this picture in Photoshop!
Occupy Sesame Street begins.
Does that coat come with the head attached? (BTW, what’s the return policy?)
I really hate those yard gnomes.
why does this scream an older version of Justin Bieber and Usher.
“OK, give me that stupid Lea Michelle face…perfect!”
The black guy is wondering how he got stuck filming gay porn at this point in his life.
“So you’re not supposed to eat a bindi?”
Well it’s a good thing she washed that tanner off her hands, otherwise she’d look ridiculous.
dick tuck!
Imagine how embarrassed the Oxygen people were to realize they’d spelled “cooter” wrong.
Frank Gifford Was Here.
Vote For Pedro!
Beetch, pleease. I do my own hair und makeup.
And with that final turd squeezed out of Pedro the Chihuahua’s tiny ass hole Smash season two was born.
Someone give that dude a Snickers bar!
He always acts like a former pop diva crack addict when he is hungry.
he’s starting to resemble the geico gecko.
Chubbs finally got his right hand back.
Hey guys, the paps are taking pictures of that homeless guy!
If that dude asks you to help him put a couch in his van, just start running.
For once her ass is not the most noticeable thing on her. Nice lips, clown.
Agreed!
If that zipper went up 10 more inches my eyes would not be bleeding as they now do.
Looks like the doctor took a little too much lift in that face lift. I’m surprised she doesn’t have nipples on her cheeks.
Homeless guy has better style than you do, Russell.
Oh Disney, you had me at Blow.
Damn. I thought that was Ellen. Ellen’s best day, Cameron’s worst.
I guess that beach pad isn’t going to pay for itself. Back to my knees.
What the hell happened to him?! I remember he used to be a cute young lad.
She’s on that show with Snooki, she’s the ugly one.
That is NOT the ball gag I ordered.
The face says, ‘I feel sexy,’ while the body says, ‘What do you mean you ran out of Lil’ Smokies already?’
Listen, Arnie: we all know India smells weird, but try to be adult about it, okay?
Someone is getting fired. It is the person who thinks a Tootsie Pop is an acceptable substitute for a ball gag.
“And the Oscar for Best Performance as a Straight Man by a Gay Actor goes to…”
Since when did Romeo Crennel get a job in Hollywood.
Nice catch. I hear the Belichick coaching tree runs pretty deep at Extra. Eric Mangini is their key grip.
He must be keeping and eye out for Todd Haley.
Someone come and pop my doody bubble
Daniel: Excuse me, could you please tell me how to get back on the express way?
Mario: Fuck yo mama!
Daniel: Thank you very much.
Nice. I smell a whiff of Griswold in that comment.
I can’t get the taste of Snooki out of my mouth.
She is in Miami because there are so many “Johns” there. (Vacationing Football players).
wtf is that thing?
Nice pedostache
I really think the title of this should be changed to “Shit you wanted to miss”.
Kim Kuntrashian in Miami but her ass is still hanging out in SoCal.
Showing off the skills that got her to the top…er….middle…or maybe bottom of the B list
Whe you have an eating disorder it’s very common to just fuck around with your food rather than chew it up and eat it.
awww… he looks like he is playing dress up and used his mom’s mascara to make a ‘tache.