Awesome. Now I can’t stop trying to remember the warthog’s name from The Lion King.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where we see that Whitney Houston‘s back at the top of her game, Russell Brands‘s nipples will feed Beverly Hills’ homeless (as well as sex them all into salvation) and for Christ’s sake will someone give Michael Cera a van and a map to the Second Mile Headquarters already?
Something tells me today’s Final Five anonymously found its way into Wilmer Valderrama ‘s inbox,
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Pumba
Holy self-tanner fail.
The lips also looked freshly pumped, or maybe she just finished sucking off a couple NBA players.
Moo cow NBA cocksucker!
So that is where Bill the Cat has been hiding.
+1!! Miss. That, Strip!!!
And IIIIIIIII-eeee-IIIIIIIIII will always love crack.
+1
Well played sir, well played.
Those are the biggest Valtrex tablets I’ve ever seen.
+1
Nice to see him back in his natural environment.
Pumba!
LOL! She totally does look like Pumba!
nothing more beautiful than a smooth face and lizard neck…..he says sarcastically
Doctor’s just can’t fix a turkey neck, yet.
If he’s not playing the shorter, more frail, smaller dicked version of John Holmes in the Deep Throat movie, he needs to shave that shit off before he gets hauled in for molesting children whether he did or not.
Always liked this guy, seems to comport himself well. No slams from me.
Unfortunately can’t act his way out of a paper bag. Seems like a nice enough fellow, though, and looks great for his age.
“What da heil is dis? I asked for my bottle of latin housekeeper pee!”
Why do all the douche bags wear these knit hats….is it so they can identify each other??
The motorcycle jacket does not make you a badass. It just makes Mario Lopez uncomfortable in his pants.
You’d think her stylist would have been a bit more subtle about hiding the 1-ton tensile strength cables keeping that outfit together.
Cliche “I really want to suck your cock” photo #248. But it’s working.
Dude, first rule of handling your shit is not getting photographed with your dealer.
You’re talking to the guy on the left, aren’t you?
Too much self-tanner. Kim, even I know you’re supposed to wash your hands after you use self-tanner so your hands don’t turn orange too.
Now, now, let’s not jump to conclusions, that very well could be Cheeto dust.
Hahaha :) love it
They might as well label this a Sandusky scene right here.
Isn’t “Jersey Couture” an oxymoron?
Joan Rivers is actually starting to look good.
Mario flashes his best fake smile to hide how uncomfortable he is with Radcliffe’s constant talk about big bushes.
When a Wal-Mart greeter gets the “Red Carpet Treatment”, it brings a tear to my eye.
Go, lower-class America, go! You deserve your moment!
*sniff!*
Jersey Couture… now that’s an oxymoron if I’ve ever heard one. pass the Oxygen please.
Remember the good old days when we just called them “trashy whores.”
So, somebody decorated their surfboard make it look like a woman?
So *that’s* what my cumshot looks like at 1/1000 shutter speed.
It looks pretentious?
Your house must be a mess.
This is the only picture from the shoot that had any substance to it, whether it be cum or water….I don’t know.
ahh Pumba! yes yes yes!
“Jersey Couture”? I guess that’s like “English cuisine.”
I’m not a fan of gigantic asses or guts or thighs, but I have to say, she doesn’t look half bad here. I mean, I didn’t know who this was until I read the caption.
dickwad!
‘Vindaloo’ you say? I can see through time!
How does this hack get all these famous chicks to participate in his crap photoshoots? I assume that cocaine shoots out of his dick?
What a rude, unflattering shot of her in a natural moment!
Now, picture her with her mouth closed and smiling, and you’ve got…?
Kathy, Kathy! Do the face like that one time you accidentally walked in on Regis naked!
Beer goggles.
When you say, “O.K., we need to find a new slam beast to put on the Jersey Shore, and Snooki’s contract says we’re not allowed to pick anyone who’s prettier or classier than her,” this is what you get.
He won’t be back . . .
i almost didn’t recognize her without her orange skin and 25 pounds of make up.
Still channeling his character from 2010 I see.
Actually, I think that’s his character from Wag the Dog.
Sucking a piece of free-range, grain-fed, organic, fair-trade almond from his teeth. Somewhere in Australia, though, a sheep is shivering.
ummm – make that “2012″ – damned broken keyboards . . .
I think she just looked at the picture of KK before hers.
Wasn’t there a joke a few months back about a Mexican eighth-grader that could be recycled here?
Yeah but it was a seventh grader.
totally applies tho.
look at this nasty chola thinking she’s desirable.
are you sure you know what a ‘chola’ is?
Whatever you do, don’t touch her. Her bodily fluids may be just as caustic as her face.
I like them french fried potaters.
nah, she’s just a nasty filthy junkie.
This photo lends further credence to the old adage, “Giant tits alone do not a hottie make.” I think Aristotle said it.
You are on a roll today. Another good quip
yes whitney, your collar is a live rabid racoon and when its done choking you it will rip you apart and eat you alive.
Wow, a broad with a mustache!!
The first Hipster rules them all.
The first Hipster binds them