The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.27.15

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, a lighter selection than we’ve had lately, even with the greasy injection of a Maitland Ward Final Five. But while today’s TCWM may be sparse, it’s still got some good shit, like Shia LaBeouf’s rat tail, overly excited Britney Spears (Play-Doh, she’s looking at Play-Doh), and Madonna’s almost vagina flash that me just typing qualifies as elder abuse, doesn’t it? “Now, Ms. Madge, if you eat all your peaches, we’ll put your programs back on the telev– OH NO, NOT AGAIN! SHE’S ON THE CEILING! GET THE TRANQ GUN AND A BUCKET OF HOLY WATER FOR THE LOVE OF GODAHHHHHRGGHH!!”

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