The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.24.12

“I don’t remember ordering flapjacks.” – Stephen Hawking, just now.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is basically everything considering our entire day fell into a Stephen Hawking sex addict hole that I’m proud to say it never crawled out of. On that note, enjoy today’s alternating Final Five that’s for both the ladies and the gents, yet somehow all for me because it’s not like I haven’t spoiled myself by pretending to be a pimp physicist with a robot voice on every goddamn post.

To professionalism!

- The Superficial

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