The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.24.12

February 24th, 2012 // 580 Comments

“I don’t remember ordering flapjacks.” – Stephen Hawking, just now.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is basically everything considering our entire day fell into a Stephen Hawking sex addict hole that I’m proud to say it never crawled out of. On that note, enjoy today’s alternating Final Five that’s for both the ladies and the gents, yet somehow all for me because it’s not like I haven’t spoiled myself by pretending to be a pimp physicist with a robot voice on every goddamn post.

To professionalism!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage
    Mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Dexter.

  2. Chew Bacca

    Joan Rivers need to stop dressing like a whore it’s embarrassing.

  3. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    Buddy the Elf
    Commented on this photo:

    Groundhog Day!

    I feel like we’ve seen the SAME pics of her shuffling her feet around a parking garage in a stolen drape for like 6 months.

  4. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage
    Leo DeFaprio
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    Not even remotely attractive. Sad, really.

  5. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    ali
    Commented on this photo:

    Eva had hoped her tits would distract from the 3/4 size hipster girl growing out of her right shoulder.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage
    El Jefe
    Commented on this photo:

    And I ran, I ran so far away…couldn’t get away.

  7. Sliver

    It’s a nice dress, but why is the mannequin so puffy in the face?

  8. Colin Farrell Moustache Pinstripe Suit
    Pippy Longcockings
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    He looks like Al Capone with a porno ‘stache.

  9. Kimora Lee Simmons Cleavage
    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    “OH! SHIT! Chris Brown just smacked that bitch, I hope he don’t come for my phone”

  10. Simon Cowell Drunk Beer Bottle
    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    “YUCK!! WHO THE BLOODY HELL GAVE ME A COLD BEER!?”

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    onos
    Commented on this photo:

    just water weight my ass

  12. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Moochee wabba gwop gwop… Solo

  13. Simon Cowell Drunk Beer Bottle
    bernard
    Commented on this photo:

    disembodied hand is drivng the car….ahhhhheeeeyyyy!

  14. Kate Upton Cleavage Low Cut Shirt
    Commented on this photo:

    ^ nope. Wrong girl.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh go suck a Lemon…….

  16. Jessica Simpson Pregnant Belly
    Commented on this photo:

    neighborhood bag lady?

  17. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Two Whores trying to look like they have coco’s ass…
    Still Whores!

  18. Eva Longoria Cleavage
    Jimmy
    Commented on this photo:

    Attention Whore!

  19. LeAnn Rimes Cleavage
    instahater
    Commented on this photo:

    This is one picture that her surgeon shouldn’t put on his craigslist ad

  20. Joustin Beaver Justin Bieber Lawsuit
    somerandomchic
    Commented on this photo:

    On a long car trip last summer a friend in the back seat said “I hate Justin Beaver” but the rest of us heard “I am just a beaver” and there was much laughter.

  21. Colin Farrell Moustache Pinstripe Suit
    somerandomchic
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    Usually I think he’s pretty ho,t but he looks like Douchy McDouchington in this pic.

  22. Mischa Barton
    Schmidtler
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    Even she looks confused as to why anyone’s taking her picture, or gives a shit in general.

  23. Stacy Keibler Butt Tight Dress
    Mumbler
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh shit, she’s about to fall for the packing peanuts in the door prank.

  24. Karissa Shannon Kristina Shannon
    Mumbler
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll buy that for a dollar!

  25. Brit Boys Are Cool

    She looks like that Lily Tomlin character from Laugh In. The one where she was the condescending bitch during the dance parties where everyone else was high.

  26. Will Smith
    spartacus
    Commented on this photo:

    Heeey girlfriend!

  27. Lori

    I have read that if you get implants that are too big for your frame, they can look poorly spaced. Oh well… her body.

  28. Kimora Lee Simmons Cleavage
    BenDoverman
    Commented on this photo:

    Alright boys let’s get a line started

  29. Bar Refaeli Underwear Tennis Under Me
    fakeagent
    Commented on this photo:

    Please keep ensure that is stays update

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