“I don’t remember ordering flapjacks.” – Stephen Hawking, just now.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which is basically everything considering our entire day fell into a Stephen Hawking sex addict hole that I’m proud to say it never crawled out of. On that note, enjoy today’s alternating Final Five that’s for both the ladies and the gents, yet somehow all for me because it’s not like I haven’t spoiled myself by pretending to be a pimp physicist with a robot voice on every goddamn post.
To professionalism!
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Dexter.
Joan Rivers need to stop dressing like a whore it’s embarrassing.
Groundhog Day!
I feel like we’ve seen the SAME pics of her shuffling her feet around a parking garage in a stolen drape for like 6 months.
Not even remotely attractive. Sad, really.
Eva had hoped her tits would distract from the 3/4 size hipster girl growing out of her right shoulder.
And I ran, I ran so far away…couldn’t get away.
It’s a nice dress, but why is the mannequin so puffy in the face?
He looks like Al Capone with a porno ‘stache.
“OH! SHIT! Chris Brown just smacked that bitch, I hope he don’t come for my phone”
“YUCK!! WHO THE BLOODY HELL GAVE ME A COLD BEER!?”
just water weight my ass
Moochee wabba gwop gwop… Solo
disembodied hand is drivng the car….ahhhhheeeeyyyy!
^ nope. Wrong girl.
Oh go suck a Lemon…….
neighborhood bag lady?
Two Whores trying to look like they have coco’s ass…
Still Whores!
Attention Whore!
This is one picture that her surgeon shouldn’t put on his craigslist ad
On a long car trip last summer a friend in the back seat said “I hate Justin Beaver” but the rest of us heard “I am just a beaver” and there was much laughter.
it probably helps alot to have been there.
Usually I think he’s pretty ho,t but he looks like Douchy McDouchington in this pic.
Even she looks confused as to why anyone’s taking her picture, or gives a shit in general.
Oh shit, she’s about to fall for the packing peanuts in the door prank.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
She looks like that Lily Tomlin character from Laugh In. The one where she was the condescending bitch during the dance parties where everyone else was high.
I found the clip!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cqeBt48VbI
Heeey girlfriend!
I have read that if you get implants that are too big for your frame, they can look poorly spaced. Oh well… her body.
Alright boys let’s get a line started
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