The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    Is she bulking up so she can move up a weight class and fight Klitschko for the title? With that jaw, I bet she can take a punch.

  2. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    wow, lunchtime, and she looks like she already needs to shave again.

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    Is she Anjelica Huston’s love child or some shit?

  4. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
    Georgio
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    Hello Mrs Loopner!

  5. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    mike
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    Shes a very pretty woman

  6. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
    mike
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    beautiful

  7. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    Suddenly feel a strong urge to listen to some Nick Cave

  8. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    Never thought Id say this, but the crazy eyes dont even matter

  9. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    navvet
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    Splat?

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