The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    what is she doing here? She looks homeless.

  2. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    She is… I can’t do this. I love her and boobs. Photo win!

  3. Peter Gallagher US-Ireland Alliance Pre-Academy Awards Gala
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    The dance routine from the Thriller video looks less impressive when it is performed by one lonely guy.

  4. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    Axerty
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    Well, you know what they say… if the glove fits

  5. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
    Jentilly
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    Just like a football

  6. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
    Jentilly
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    I see someone is nursing!

  7. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    donkeylicks
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    While some Kardashians prefer the likeness of a black microphone others need the smooth and plump facsimile of an all beef hot dog to satiate their appetite.

  8. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    Never trust a guy in semen colored clothing.

  9. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    Where’s a couple of armed guys in a Range Rover when you need them.

  10. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    I’d fuck her coat before I would fuck her.

  11. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    J Woww I cant believe that’s not a dude.

  12. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    All I know is… I’ve got a lotta balls.

  13. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    Hideous outfits? That’s a paddlin’.

  14. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    hot!

  15. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Depp Tyler Mayer Brand clusterfuck

  16. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Dennis’s face betrays the fact he’s more than familiar with the short step that separates the Tom Ford Cocktail Party from the Betty Ford Rehab Center.

  17. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    I usually hate it when people drive with their brights on, but this is ok.

  18. Danny DeVito
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    I could watch him climb out of that leather couch over and over again.

  19. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.

  20. Minka Kelly Lollipop
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    Wow, Julianne Moore’s still got it…wait, what?

  21. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
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    If you are anyone in Hollywood, you dangle your babies. Ask Britney and Micheal Jackson. Oh wait…

  22. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    Tweed jacket says, English College Professor, and the pants say, It’s the pirates life for me.

  23. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    I’m kinda blown away – at first I was thinking, bikini bottom, but on closer inspection, thats really not a bikini top. So, this is an underwear expose. There is a god.

  24. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    Sweatpants and a belt. That’s what I’m talking about. Twenty bucks says some other Hollywood tard sees this and takes it as the beginning of a trend. I’m looking at you, Usher.

  25. Katie Holmes
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    Katie Holmes – deprogrammed.

  26. Katie Holmes
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    Is it just me, or do her arms look extra flabby? Otherwise, beautiful as always.

  27. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    Ali Larter – damn! She is fine piece of tail.

  28. Minka Kelly Lollipop
    anonymous coward
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    horrible glasses. prettiest woman on the planet and she looks like shit because of them :(

  29. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    First Time
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    I’m really surprised you didn’t go with the full length shot where you could see her panties through the slits in her dress.

  30. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    Creeper™ and Creeper Lite™.

  31. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    The second a guy does this I want to stab him in the face until it looks like Courtney Love\s vagina.

  32. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    I Approve!!

  33. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    Meh, Granny Panties………………….. I feel like I see a Toe.

  34. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    Maybe, just maybe he is falling into a large pit of acid.

  35. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    Watch out! Yet another Hollywood fashion statement coming through.

  36. Danny DeVito
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    C’mere lady, and I’ll finger you too.

  37. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    ID#2451
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    Isn’t that Russell Crowe?

  38. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Done so many pirate movies, he doesn’t know how to walk anymore.

  39. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Adrien Who gives a flip, Look at that chick!!

  40. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Just how many of Mr. Ford’s cocktails have you had Mr. Miller?

  41. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    Looks like we need a level 5 containment.

  42. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    “I noticed that someone stole the knobs off of my car stereo, so I brought a couple with me…”

  43. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    He’s showing everyone that he learned to do cartwheels when he was at summer camp.

  44. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    SLiver
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    Translation: pay no attention to the vaguely retarded-looking face, nipples, Nipples, NIPPLES.

  45. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    She really DOES have pretty legs.

  46. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    She looks sexy as hell. I suspect that politically we would probably bump heads, but heads isn’t really what I’d be interested in bumping.

  47. Danny DeVito
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    “Rhea and I were getting ready to have sex, then she took off her clothes and opened her fucking piehole and my dick just went…”

  48. Katie Holmes
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    Pretty as a picture, which is ironic because that’s exactly what it is.

  49. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    Pull your fucking shirt down, asshole. Nobody gives a shit about your tits.

  50. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    “You’re right, lady. Even after sucking off my husband and most of his friends, there’s no way I could fit that thing in my mouth.”

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