Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?
Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,
- Photo Boy
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what is she doing here? She looks homeless.
She is… I can’t do this. I love her and boobs. Photo win!
The dance routine from the Thriller video looks less impressive when it is performed by one lonely guy.
Well, you know what they say… if the glove fits
Just like a football
I see someone is nursing!
While some Kardashians prefer the likeness of a black microphone others need the smooth and plump facsimile of an all beef hot dog to satiate their appetite.
Never trust a guy in semen colored clothing.
Where’s a couple of armed guys in a Range Rover when you need them.
I’d fuck her coat before I would fuck her.
J Woww I cant believe that’s not a dude.
I’m not so sure it isn’t.
All I know is… I’ve got a lotta balls.
Hideous outfits? That’s a paddlin’.
hot!
Depp Tyler Mayer Brand clusterfuck
Dennis’s face betrays the fact he’s more than familiar with the short step that separates the Tom Ford Cocktail Party from the Betty Ford Rehab Center.
I usually hate it when people drive with their brights on, but this is ok.
I could watch him climb out of that leather couch over and over again.
You went full retard, man. Never go full retard.
Wow, Julianne Moore’s still got it…wait, what?
I seriously thought it was her till I read the caption.
If you are anyone in Hollywood, you dangle your babies. Ask Britney and Micheal Jackson. Oh wait…
Tweed jacket says, English College Professor, and the pants say, It’s the pirates life for me.
I’m kinda blown away – at first I was thinking, bikini bottom, but on closer inspection, thats really not a bikini top. So, this is an underwear expose. There is a god.
Sweatpants and a belt. That’s what I’m talking about. Twenty bucks says some other Hollywood tard sees this and takes it as the beginning of a trend. I’m looking at you, Usher.
Katie Holmes – deprogrammed.
Is it just me, or do her arms look extra flabby? Otherwise, beautiful as always.
Ali Larter – damn! She is fine piece of tail.
horrible glasses. prettiest woman on the planet and she looks like shit because of them :(
If that’s “looking like shit”, I’ve got serious scat issues.
I’m really surprised you didn’t go with the full length shot where you could see her panties through the slits in her dress.
Creeper™ and Creeper Lite™.
The second a guy does this I want to stab him in the face until it looks like Courtney Love\s vagina.
I Approve!!
Meh, Granny Panties………………….. I feel like I see a Toe.
Maybe, just maybe he is falling into a large pit of acid.
Watch out! Yet another Hollywood fashion statement coming through.
C’mere lady, and I’ll finger you too.
Isn’t that Russell Crowe?
Done so many pirate movies, he doesn’t know how to walk anymore.
Adrien Who gives a flip, Look at that chick!!
Just how many of Mr. Ford’s cocktails have you had Mr. Miller?
Looks like we need a level 5 containment.
“I noticed that someone stole the knobs off of my car stereo, so I brought a couple with me…”
He’s showing everyone that he learned to do cartwheels when he was at summer camp.
Translation: pay no attention to the vaguely retarded-looking face, nipples, Nipples, NIPPLES.
She really DOES have pretty legs.
She looks sexy as hell. I suspect that politically we would probably bump heads, but heads isn’t really what I’d be interested in bumping.
“Rhea and I were getting ready to have sex, then she took off her clothes and opened her fucking piehole and my dick just went…”
Pretty as a picture, which is ironic because that’s exactly what it is.
Pull your fucking shirt down, asshole. Nobody gives a shit about your tits.
“You’re right, lady. Even after sucking off my husband and most of his friends, there’s no way I could fit that thing in my mouth.”