The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    This woman is gorgeous. The things I want to do to her. Isn’t she almost 50 years old? Amazing!

  2. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    That’s not even close to the most balls she’s had slung at her at one time.

  3. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
    bigalkie
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    Ummmm, I’ll take the one on the left.. Thank you!

  4. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Wow. I love her sister, sisters.

  5. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
    releaf frau
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    She is with Billy Mann the music producer who discovered Emma.

  6. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Beautiful couple. I love “True Blood” with all of my heart.

  7. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    I’d love to watch that blond chick workout.

    seriously, she needs to do some crunches.

  8. Katie Holmes
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    All I ever see from her is moles & cold sores.

  9. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    The girl is hot, at least.

  10. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    Busy is always pregnant these days. Ali is always sexy.

  11. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    JoeyJoJo
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    In Hollywood, a girl like that doesn’t even get her name listed. See, rest of America? This is why those of us in LA consider you all fat and ugly.

  12. SupaDupa
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    The ping pong ball shot out so fast only half of it came out in the shot! I haven’t seen skills like that since I was in Mexico 10 years ago…

  13. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Well, it is January

  14. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Donna Tubbs!

  15. Sanaa Lathan Cleavage 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Still as beautiful as ever. I don’t remember her having such big tits, though.

  16. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    So pudgy chick can be SI swimsuit models now? Does Lena Dunham know about this?

  17. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    Look Emma found Jesus! Nothing like some religion to lower your IQ by about 40 points….

  18. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Rosie Huntington-Nippley

  19. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    “C’mon , smell my finger…”

  20. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    He is in a bad way if he needs Prince Charles to help him get around….

  21. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    She must be caught in a piano case when her mime act starts…

  22. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
    The Dude
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    .
    Jenna’s been Dewan it.

  23. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    There is a bent over stage hand working below who is about to get the worst surprise of his life!

  24. Gin&Tonic
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    in an ugly sports outfit she’s like a 6, with a swimsuit & photoshop i’ll go with8.5- 9

    http://cbsjackontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/genevieve-morton-67.jpg

  25. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    They are working up the courage to buy crack from Edward Furlong.

  26. Danny DeVito
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    Somebody get this midget some GD lemoncello!!!!!!

  27. Danny DeVito
    The Dude
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    Ya just tickle the prostate, like this.

  28. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    The Dude
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    I CRUSH your head ! Poke Poke Poke.

  29. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
    jep
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    Who?

  30. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    namevisible
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    well that’s nice of that guy to help that gypsy lady cross the street.

  31. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    jep
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    Who skinned that wolverine?

  32. Peter Gallagher US-Ireland Alliance Pre-Academy Awards Gala
    killkenny
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    Another shot of Jameson? I really shouldn’t but…OK!

  33. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
    jep
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    Maxwell? He named his daughter after the Geico pig?

  34. Danny DeVito
    namevisible
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    pavlovian reaction. She think she sees John Mayer and this is what happens

  35. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    Nasty. Gutter. Trash.

  36. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    You know what they say about guys with big noses…

  37. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
    jep
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    Who?

  38. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    jep
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    Woman behind her: “Please, for fuck’s sake, kill that fame whore!”

  39. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    psychoace
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    I really hope there is a wall up ahead for both of them to run into. I know Sean wont see it coming.

  40. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    psychoace
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    Is she dating Chris Brown as well?

  41. Dennis Haskins
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    “They think I’m the fat guy from Modern Family!”

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    Nice, two balls in the left hand, a firm grip with her right, and she’s executing a fluid transition to the next position.

  43. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    tlmck
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    Cool trick turning the headlights on before you even start the car.

  44. Minka Kelly Lollipop
    karen
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    Just ask Donald Faison how i got that FNL role

  45. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
    karen
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    looks like minka kelly in shape

  46. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    tlmck
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    It’s been a long while since she’s had a Brazilian wax job.

  47. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    “The Situation” meets “The Circumstance”.

  48. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    “Okay…Why have you been following me?”
    “Can I borrow your novelty finger? It’s for my girlfriend…”

  49. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    “Where are you taking me?”
    “To do another shitty pirate movie!”

  50. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    They are fucking.

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