Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?
Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,
- Photo Boy
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This woman is gorgeous. The things I want to do to her. Isn’t she almost 50 years old? Amazing!
43 actually and apparently taking a pile of Prozac….
You spelled penises wrong. jk
I believe she somewhere closer to the 40. But you’re right, she’s still damn hot as hell.
That’s not even close to the most balls she’s had slung at her at one time.
Ummmm, I’ll take the one on the left.. Thank you!
Wow. I love her sister, sisters.
She is with Billy Mann the music producer who discovered Emma.
Beautiful couple. I love “True Blood” with all of my heart.
I’d love to watch that blond chick workout.
seriously, she needs to do some crunches.
more that she needs to do some cardio, I see abs hiding under there
All I ever see from her is moles & cold sores.
The girl is hot, at least.
Busy is always pregnant these days. Ali is always sexy.
In Hollywood, a girl like that doesn’t even get her name listed. See, rest of America? This is why those of us in LA consider you all fat and ugly.
The ping pong ball shot out so fast only half of it came out in the shot! I haven’t seen skills like that since I was in Mexico 10 years ago…
Well, it is January
Donna Tubbs!
Nice Don Zaloog. You are a fan of voice actors.and hotties with huge breasteses.
Still as beautiful as ever. I don’t remember her having such big tits, though.
So pudgy chick can be SI swimsuit models now? Does Lena Dunham know about this?
Look Emma found Jesus! Nothing like some religion to lower your IQ by about 40 points….
Rosie Huntington-Nippley
“C’mon , smell my finger…”
He is in a bad way if he needs Prince Charles to help him get around….
She must be caught in a piano case when her mime act starts…
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Jenna’s been Dewan it.
There is a bent over stage hand working below who is about to get the worst surprise of his life!
in an ugly sports outfit she’s like a 6, with a swimsuit & photoshop i’ll go with8.5- 9
http://cbsjackontheweb.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/genevieve-morton-67.jpg
Photoshop and photography tricks are amazing things.
Who gives a shit? They’re both so hot, if they look only half as good in person, they’re still way ahead of the curve.
They are working up the courage to buy crack from Edward Furlong.
Somebody get this midget some GD lemoncello!!!!!!
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Ya just tickle the prostate, like this.
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I CRUSH your head ! Poke Poke Poke.
Who?
well that’s nice of that guy to help that gypsy lady cross the street.
Who skinned that wolverine?
Another shot of Jameson? I really shouldn’t but…OK!
Maxwell? He named his daughter after the Geico pig?
pavlovian reaction. She think she sees John Mayer and this is what happens
Nasty. Gutter. Trash.
You know what they say about guys with big noses…
They’re probably Jewish?
Big nose. Big handkerchief.
Who?
Woman behind her: “Please, for fuck’s sake, kill that fame whore!”
I really hope there is a wall up ahead for both of them to run into. I know Sean wont see it coming.
damn comment system
Is she dating Chris Brown as well?
“They think I’m the fat guy from Modern Family!”
Nice, two balls in the left hand, a firm grip with her right, and she’s executing a fluid transition to the next position.
Cool trick turning the headlights on before you even start the car.
Just ask Donald Faison how i got that FNL role
looks like minka kelly in shape
It’s been a long while since she’s had a Brazilian wax job.
“The Situation” meets “The Circumstance”.
“Okay…Why have you been following me?”
“Can I borrow your novelty finger? It’s for my girlfriend…”
“Where are you taking me?”
“To do another shitty pirate movie!”
They are fucking.