Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?
Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,
- Photo Boy
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Joe. If you’re reading this: “Nobody cares.”
Looks like they correctly put her in the “dysmorphic” section.
Sadly that is still not big enough to satisfy her.
She may be the perfect woman.
Seriously that is probably $10K worth of clothes to look like a homeless man.
Not the first time either of them have seen that many balls coming at their face.
Psuedo intellectual clown and fraud with a BA from a university that is worse than most community colleges.
The twins have their own twins.
Those must be diamond tipped nipples because she’s wearing a bra and they’re still poking through.
You do know not all bras are padded, right?
Thought this was Jamie Chung, but an acceptable substitute nonetheless.
Can you please start using quotation marks around the word “performing” in regards to this talentless ass hat?
Don’t get too close to the glass; you may etch it!
I know the guy she’s with. Friend of hers and excellent person.
Dude behind: Where’sTiffani?
A night of mad ass pounding started with a glancing touch of the hands …
Too bad she’s not promoting wrist cuts
What a dipsh*t. This is what too much money and no editor will do to a person.
C’mon, he has one talent! Let’s see you manufacture that much smugness out of absolutely nothing!
Ever seen her mother? I’m guessing she was even hotter back in the day.
If these girls are SI swimsuit model material… I need to try out!
TRUST FALL!!!
.. claims he’s not gay, but shows all the boys where they can “put it”.
I hope Terry doesn’t do to Jared what he did to Lindsay.
wait..I take that back. I hope he does EXACTLY what he did to Lindsay, but I do hope Photoboy doesn’t make me look at it.
Ah yes, the familiar smile of Khloe after a rigorous anal probing.
Where’s a lava flow when you need one? Damn you Madam Pele! Vent your wrath!!
Peek a boob(s)!
If he doesn’t have a Colt Peacemaker slung off his belt, that is a serious fashion mista….wait, are those drawstrings on his pants?
C’mon Grizz, DotCom!
We’ve got to get back before Liz Lemon notices that we’ve been gone all day!
There, you like how that finger smells? That’s Rhea Pearlman’s pussy…live with THAT to your grave!
Wow…She really DID sleep with a wizard!
This is where the bad man touched me!
The black dude is color blind…he can’t see white stereotypes
It seems she goes for the greasy type.
Where’s Pinky?
Judy Tenuda is holding up pretty good. But Emo Phillips has seen better days!
I wouldn’t finger Khloe with a 2 foot orange foam hand…but is it wrong that I’d watch that chick do it?
“Quick! Get this man some accessories! He’s going through withdrawal”
I’m not familiar with her work, but I can clearly see her talents.
I bet she regrets getting together with Tom everyday of her life. Suri is the only upside.
An active rapist needs to stay in shape.
Sookie kills Bill in book 6, so look forward to that next season.
Spoiler Alert. wait, did I do that wrong?
Satan’s Helpers
You win third prize in a Gary Coleman look-a-like contest. Collect ten dollars.
JWowww Promoting Stupidity.
He buys his pants at the same store as Christopher Walken.
I would.. but, I like MILF porn : )
Searching for his Leprechaun roots?
Let me guess.. You’re a HUGE Steven Tyler fan?
As Always.. (((((BOING)))))
Anyone else thinks she seems a bit doughy for a swimsuit model?