The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    Joe. If you’re reading this: “Nobody cares.”

  2. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    Looks like they correctly put her in the “dysmorphic” section.

  3. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    Sadly that is still not big enough to satisfy her.

  4. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    She may be the perfect woman.

  5. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Seriously that is probably $10K worth of clothes to look like a homeless man.

  6. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    Not the first time either of them have seen that many balls coming at their face.

  7. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Psuedo intellectual clown and fraud with a BA from a university that is worse than most community colleges.

  8. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    The twins have their own twins.

  9. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Those must be diamond tipped nipples because she’s wearing a bra and they’re still poking through.

  10. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    Thought this was Jamie Chung, but an acceptable substitute nonetheless.

  11. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    Can you please start using quotation marks around the word “performing” in regards to this talentless ass hat?

  12. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Don’t get too close to the glass; you may etch it!

  13. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    I know the guy she’s with. Friend of hers and excellent person.

  14. Dennis Haskins
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    Dude behind: Where’sTiffani?

  15. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    A night of mad ass pounding started with a glancing touch of the hands …

  16. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    Too bad she’s not promoting wrist cuts

  17. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    What a dipsh*t. This is what too much money and no editor will do to a person.

  18. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    C’mon, he has one talent! Let’s see you manufacture that much smugness out of absolutely nothing!

  19. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    Ever seen her mother? I’m guessing she was even hotter back in the day.

  20. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    If these girls are SI swimsuit model material… I need to try out!

  21. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    TRUST FALL!!!

  22. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    .. claims he’s not gay, but shows all the boys where they can “put it”.

  23. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    I hope Terry doesn’t do to Jared what he did to Lindsay.

    wait..I take that back. I hope he does EXACTLY what he did to Lindsay, but I do hope Photoboy doesn’t make me look at it.

  24. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    Ah yes, the familiar smile of Khloe after a rigorous anal probing.

  25. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    Where’s a lava flow when you need one? Damn you Madam Pele! Vent your wrath!!

  26. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Peek a boob(s)!

  27. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    If he doesn’t have a Colt Peacemaker slung off his belt, that is a serious fashion mista….wait, are those drawstrings on his pants?

  28. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    C’mon Grizz, DotCom!

    We’ve got to get back before Liz Lemon notices that we’ve been gone all day!

  29. Danny DeVito
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    There, you like how that finger smells? That’s Rhea Pearlman’s pussy…live with THAT to your grave!

  30. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    Wow…She really DID sleep with a wizard!

  31. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    This is where the bad man touched me!

  32. Dennis Haskins
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    The black dude is color blind…he can’t see white stereotypes

  33. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    It seems she goes for the greasy type.

  34. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Where’s Pinky?

  35. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Judy Tenuda is holding up pretty good. But Emo Phillips has seen better days!

  36. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    I wouldn’t finger Khloe with a 2 foot orange foam hand…but is it wrong that I’d watch that chick do it?

  37. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    “Quick! Get this man some accessories! He’s going through withdrawal”

  38. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    I’m not familiar with her work, but I can clearly see her talents.

  39. Katie Holmes
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    I bet she regrets getting together with Tom everyday of her life. Suri is the only upside.

  40. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    An active rapist needs to stay in shape.

  41. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Sookie kills Bill in book 6, so look forward to that next season.

    Spoiler Alert. wait, did I do that wrong?

  42. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    Satan’s Helpers

  43. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    You win third prize in a Gary Coleman look-a-like contest. Collect ten dollars.

  44. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    JWowww Promoting Stupidity.

  45. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    He buys his pants at the same store as Christopher Walken.

  46. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    I would.. but, I like MILF porn : )

  47. Danny DeVito
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    Searching for his Leprechaun roots?

  48. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Let me guess.. You’re a HUGE Steven Tyler fan?

  49. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
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    As Always.. (((((BOING)))))

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    Anyone else thinks she seems a bit doughy for a swimsuit model?

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