Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?
Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,
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I would. I so would. I just did.
Hey, Cha Cha….
Anyone? I’m Dennis Miller. I was on SNL.
Fine. Would you like the side salad or rice pilaf with your order?
A gynecologist’s “Khloe Adapter.”
Sausage de-caser.
Someone call that wildebeast Kardashian and tell her this is how pregnant should look, not like some 1200 lb. sow that got off the farm in Alabama.
Can’t believe I used to watch his show on HBO. I was so young back then.
That show was pretty good.
I liked him and I liked his show, but he has shown himself to be a right-winged tool. Now his humor doesn’t seem as funny as it does nasty and mean.
so you’re saying he’s like a funnier version of Bill Maher?
Blue Steel
Emo Philips must be getting some high class trim these days being mistaken for him.
I thought it was Emo Philips too. That is NOT a comliment.
I didn’t know Tugboat still wrestled.
A smirk that says ” Old enough to be her father…and I don’t give a damn!”
He certainly has a nose for attractive women.
LET HIM FALL
Looks like he’s about to sweep that duster…. strike that… tweed jacket, and draw down on the law!.
Watch for that right hand thumb to twitch. That’s his tell.
“Terry, how about you and I sneak away to Chateau Marmont to do a little nude photo shoot?”
“No.”
“But you did it for Lindsay and Gaga”
“No.”
“Pleeeeaasee?”
“No. And would you please return the bottom half of my beard? Thanks.”
I don’t care what she looks like. She’s a a hot mess and I’m betting she’s a force to be reckoned with. I’d eat her ass.
…and all the haters (did I just say that?) would be lucky to get her spit on them.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!!
This chick is so blazing hot. She’s got a lot of teeth, but she’s pretty. Plus she’s got a killer rack and bod. The nose is jacked up, but that just means she’s eager to please to make up for it. Plus, she cooks? Jesus – it’s like some sort of trifecta.
Rouge never should have married a vampire. This is why I hate crossovers!
Chateau Marmont? There to shoot up with the ghost of John Belushi? Ha! I beat you to it!
If the Mayans were still around this would be a into a pit of stakes or something much worse, the fate he truly deserves.
Stephen: What do you mean this isn’t a wax statue?!
Anna: What do you mean this is the real guy?!
GODDAMNIT FRANK! You can’t marry whores!
Two pedos together, seems fitting.
“Ehhh, looks likes wes gots some wise guys”
Hi…my career is now over.
Just a couple of mercy gasps with Maxim.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
I gather Ab Cuts is a euphemism for titanium spanx?
Whether it’s love or money everyone here looks happy.
If this is the type that attracts her, she’ll fall faster than Mila Kunis banging Ashton Kutcher.
First rule of escorting: Keep smiling no matter what or who.
God tried to take out one douchebag and failed, now that both are together maybe it is time to try again. Might I suggest a semi truck.
Couldn’t agree more
I like her, she is cute as hell with a killer body.
Sad that such a talent is also such a clown.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
Fucking awesome body, shit ton of money and can cook. What more can you ask for?
DDDDerrrrrppppppp…..
ps I LOVE KIDS
Are you fucking kidding me?
I see a job playing Karl Rove in a movie in his future.
Bigfoot, meet Bigfinger
I’m not gonna lie… I’d bang both of them as is. Hard.
This is a surprisingly well nourished swimsuit model.
“I trimmed my junk to have eyebrows like yours… LOOK AT IT!”
MARS is coming
Obviously, me and Sports Illustrated greatly differ in our definition of ‘Swimsuit Model’.
Props to Weird Al for landing this honey.
Somebody hurry up and REDRUM that motherfucker, please.
OK, girls. Take a hint from the balls and start bouncing up and down. Let’s test those sports bras.
How is this chick still alive ?
These are not the jugs I’m looking for
Still as cute as ever. I still get chills remembering her being beheaded in “Wrong Turn”.
“We’re thugs. Big, bad thugs. Let’s fuckin’ fight this off!”
Idiots on parade.
Husband’s company supports a lot of fucked up political stuff. But she has nice tits. We’ll allow it.
Thanks. Looked that up, now I have no interest in shopping at any of those stores anymore…well their sale racks. Really? Santorum?