The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    Buffalo Chips
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    I would. I so would. I just did.

  2. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Hey, Cha Cha….
    Anyone? I’m Dennis Miller. I was on SNL.
    Fine. Would you like the side salad or rice pilaf with your order?

  3. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    A gynecologist’s “Khloe Adapter.”

  4. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Sausage de-caser.

  5. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Someone call that wildebeast Kardashian and tell her this is how pregnant should look, not like some 1200 lb. sow that got off the farm in Alabama.

  6. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Buffalo Chips
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    Can’t believe I used to watch his show on HBO. I was so young back then.

  7. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Telonius
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    Blue Steel

  8. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Emo Philips must be getting some high class trim these days being mistaken for him.

  9. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    I didn’t know Tugboat still wrestled.

  10. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    The Pope
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    A smirk that says ” Old enough to be her father…and I don’t give a damn!”

  11. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    asdf
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    LET HIM FALL

  12. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    Looks like he’s about to sweep that duster…. strike that… tweed jacket, and draw down on the law!.

  13. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
    diego
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    “Terry, how about you and I sneak away to Chateau Marmont to do a little nude photo shoot?”
    “No.”
    “But you did it for Lindsay and Gaga”
    “No.”
    “Pleeeeaasee?”
    “No. And would you please return the bottom half of my beard? Thanks.”

  14. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    HITLER
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    I don’t care what she looks like. She’s a a hot mess and I’m betting she’s a force to be reckoned with. I’d eat her ass.
    …and all the haters (did I just say that?) would be lucky to get her spit on them.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!!

  15. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    This chick is so blazing hot. She’s got a lot of teeth, but she’s pretty. Plus she’s got a killer rack and bod. The nose is jacked up, but that just means she’s eager to please to make up for it. Plus, she cooks? Jesus – it’s like some sort of trifecta.

  16. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    KC
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    Rouge never should have married a vampire. This is why I hate crossovers!

  17. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    Matt Lauer
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    Chateau Marmont? There to shoot up with the ghost of John Belushi? Ha! I beat you to it!

  18. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    If the Mayans were still around this would be a into a pit of stakes or something much worse, the fate he truly deserves.

  19. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Buffalo Chips
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    Stephen: What do you mean this isn’t a wax statue?!
    Anna: What do you mean this is the real guy?!

  20. Danny DeVito
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    GODDAMNIT FRANK! You can’t marry whores!

  21. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    Two pedos together, seems fitting.

  22. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
    diego
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    “Ehhh, looks likes wes gots some wise guys”

  23. Emmanuelle Chriqui Tight Minidress Hollywood Domino and Bovet 1822 pre-Oscar Gala
    HITLER
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    Hi…my career is now over.
    Just a couple of mercy gasps with Maxim.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  24. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
    Dick Hell
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    I gather Ab Cuts is a euphemism for titanium spanx?

  25. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Cock Dr
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    Whether it’s love or money everyone here looks happy.

  26. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    If this is the type that attracts her, she’ll fall faster than Mila Kunis banging Ashton Kutcher.

  27. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Buffalo Chips
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    First rule of escorting: Keep smiling no matter what or who.

  28. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    God tried to take out one douchebag and failed, now that both are together maybe it is time to try again. Might I suggest a semi truck.

  29. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
    diego
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    Couldn’t agree more

  30. Emmanuelle Chriqui Tight Minidress Hollywood Domino and Bovet 1822 pre-Oscar Gala
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    I like her, she is cute as hell with a killer body.

  31. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    HITLER
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    Sad that such a talent is also such a clown.

    ps I LOVE KIDS!!!

  32. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    Fucking awesome body, shit ton of money and can cook. What more can you ask for?

  33. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    HITLER
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    DDDDerrrrrppppppp…..

    ps I LOVE KIDS

  34. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    Are you fucking kidding me?

  35. Dennis Haskins
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    I see a job playing Karl Rove in a movie in his future.

  36. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    diego
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    Bigfoot, meet Bigfinger

  37. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
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    I’m not gonna lie… I’d bang both of them as is. Hard.

  38. Cock Dr
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    This is a surprisingly well nourished swimsuit model.

  39. Peter Gallagher US-Ireland Alliance Pre-Academy Awards Gala
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    “I trimmed my junk to have eyebrows like yours… LOOK AT IT!”

  40. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
    Kate
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    MARS is coming

  41. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
    Buffalo Chips
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    Obviously, me and Sports Illustrated greatly differ in our definition of ‘Swimsuit Model’.

  42. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
    Hank E. Ring
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    Props to Weird Al for landing this honey.

  43. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    Tony Torrance
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    Somebody hurry up and REDRUM that motherfucker, please.

  44. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
    Buffalo Chips
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    OK, girls. Take a hint from the balls and start bouncing up and down. Let’s test those sports bras.

  45. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    DeucePickle
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    How is this chick still alive ?

  46. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
    DeucePickle
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    These are not the jugs I’m looking for

  47. Emmanuelle Chriqui Tight Minidress Hollywood Domino and Bovet 1822 pre-Oscar Gala
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    Still as cute as ever. I still get chills remembering her being beheaded in “Wrong Turn”.

  48. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
    Little Tongue
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    “We’re thugs. Big, bad thugs. Let’s fuckin’ fight this off!”

  49. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
    contusion
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    Idiots on parade.

  50. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
    contusion
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    Husband’s company supports a lot of fucked up political stuff. But she has nice tits. We’ll allow it.

    • brilliant

      Thanks. Looked that up, now I have no interest in shopping at any of those stores anymore…well their sale racks. Really? Santorum?

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