The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Someone check his basement, NOW!

  2. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    Buffalo Chips
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    This is how Rosie signals to me. One nipple visible enter from front; two, from back. I love it when she feels dirty.

  3. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
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    in LA…hipster celebrity’s, in North Dakota…standard issue dipshits. lol!

  4. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    Make fun of my clothes, and the bunny gets it.

  5. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    Buffalo Chips
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    Suddenly, I feel like skeet shooting.

  6. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    Yes, I believe they HAVE taken more balls than that sir.

  7. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    guttboy
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    I wonder how much he pays to look this shitty….

  8. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    Big head, small panties.

  9. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    And that, ladies and gents, is why she’s the Blowjob Queen.

  10. Dennis Haskins
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    What has two thumbs and really wishes he’d taken advantage of Kelly Kapowski?

    This guy!

  11. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    Douchebags Gone Wild

  12. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Squeezing the boobies into the top seems to have caused it to rip at the seems. The bra must be made of titanium.

  13. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
    Buffalo Chips
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    The perfect storm of Doucheness.

  14. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    She looks like she’s on the Posh Spice lemon-and-water diet.

  15. Danny DeVito
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    I call this, giving the old Frank finger.

  16. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    I’m not touching you, I’m not touching you…

  17. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
    Buffalo Chips
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    Easy Rider he is not.

  18. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Jason Statham has to transport those nipples to his bedroom right now.

  19. Heather Graham Cleavage Crazy Eyes
    emma watson's vagina
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    flap flap flap

  20. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    Codot
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    You say your name is Rosie, but your Braille name tag says your name is “A A”.

  21. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    Buffalo Chips
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    Once again she mixed up his wig and coat.

  22. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Depp: I’m so cold.
    Man: We need more scarves & hats!
    Nurse: We need more scarves & hats!
    Depp: I’m so hot!
    Nurse: I think he has too many scarves & hats!
    Man: Fewer scarves & hats!
    Depp: I’m hot and cold at the same time!
    Nurse: He needs more scarves & hats and he needs less scarves & hats!
    Man: I’m afraid you’re right.

  23. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    For an ecstatic second there, I thought I was witnessing him plunging to his death.

  24. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
    Buffalo Chips
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    Just do porn.

  25. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    This guy is relevant as Bob Dylan’s tuning fork.

  26. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    If I saw him walking down the street I’d be tempted to give him my pocket change.

  27. Minka Kelly Lollipop
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    A lollipop is good practice.

  28. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    He knows he’s not REALLY a vampire, right?

  29. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    Is this black Mary-Kate or black Ashley? I can never tell.

  30. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
    Buffalo Chips
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    Bring me a hamster, a funnel, and a lama about this tall. And no questions!

  31. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
    TheGenYgirl
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    Wow, I’m going to pretend that should I ever get pregnant, I’m going to look like this and not Kim Kardashian. Right? RIGHT?

  32. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
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    Still so sexy.

  33. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Well, of course he’s scoring that. His pickup line is now an economical four words: “I have an Oscar”.

  34. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
    TheGenYgirl
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    I happened upon J-Woww and Snooki while channel surfing and it was literally about her taking a dump and her boyfriend commenting on how smelly it was. Not kidding.

    • That sums up reality television perfectly. It’s just the TV industry taking a shit and everyone commenting on how much it stinks.

    • Buffalo Chips

      I remember years ago in the Newlyweds Jessica Simpson took a crap and Nick threw a fit because the whole house stunk from it. Hollywood can’t come up with anything new. Always just copying the classics.

  35. Peter Gallagher US-Ireland Alliance Pre-Academy Awards Gala
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    “Stop it, Lennay! You’re tickling me!”

  36. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
    Buffalo Chips
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    Good to see Antoine from Deuce Bigalow is back in action.

  37. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    I’ve never wished for Amanda Bynes to be in Hawaii so hard in my life.

  38. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    PrincessConsuelaBananaHammock
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    Kourtney’s thoughts: “… Challenge accepted.”

  39. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
    TheGenYgirl
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    Face still looks like a gay Jimmy Fallon.

  40. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    Did she just wax Kim Kardashian’s back?

  41. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    So glad she’s off “Boardwalk Empire”. She was too ugly for Steve Buscemi – for STEVE BUSCEMI.

  42. Katie Holmes
    Buffalo Chips
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    She looks less dead than usual. Good for her.

  43. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
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    Damn – he’s making Keith Richards look good.

  44. Joe Francis Showing Abs First Annual Have a Heart Silent Auction at Mixology 101
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    Built that stomach in prison just to support the mountains of semen piled upon it there.

  45. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
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    Is she trying to wink at me?

  46. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
    Yo
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    “Ping Pong”, or as the Chinese say, “Ping Pong”

  47. Minka Kelly Lollipop
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    Looks to me like she’s deep throating that sucker.

  48. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    Buffalo Chips
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    C’mon Johnny, no matter what they say you can’t screw them all. And that last one was a guy.

  49. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    Beating a woman is like riding a moped…oh wait.

  50. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    Jloll

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