The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.22.13

February 22nd, 2013 // 407 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?

Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    elephantman
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    Rough night?

  2. Emmanuelle Chriqui Tight Minidress Hollywood Domino and Bovet 1822 pre-Oscar Gala
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    Jwoww actually looks better than her here…. she’s gotten quite fat.

  3. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    ThisWillHurt
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    The Maple Rapture started? Quick, act like you love Jesus! And you’re Canadian!

  4. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
    Alex
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    Demonstrating that great acting skills don’t always equate with great belt skills.

  5. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
    Name (Visible)
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    Hasn’t Sean Kingston had enough of motorsports in tropical locales?

  6. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
    ThisWillHurt
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    I never see the children I’ve fathered, but I’m pretty sure he’s doing it wrong.

  7. Danny DeVito
    Johnny P!
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    “Tim! Tim O’Shay! Look! I nabbed one! I told ye I would! Now he can lead us to the pot’o'gold!”
    “I’m warnin’ yaTim,.. not one step closer! And lady, will ya lemme go already?!?!”

  8. Johnny Depp Being Led By Bodyguard
    karlito
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    he’s looking for John Mayer who stole his outfit the other day

  9. Dennis Haskins
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    Mr. Balding!

  10. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
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    And now for the #1 Federal Penitentiary System photo of the year…

  11. Ali Larter Busy Philipps Pregnant Director Michael Sucsy 40th Birthday Party
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I thought stripes were supposed to be slimming

  12. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    FattyFatty2X4
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    shouldn’t that hand be black?

  13. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    That’s the toughest looking motorcycle gang I have ever seen…
    It’s leader beats and bites women…
    His first lieutenant crushes motorized vehicles and food…

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    They’re not big but they do appear to be fully alert & aware.

  15. Anna Paquin Stephen Moyer Blue Steel Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
    karlito
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    he must love those threesomes with Anna and the multitude of hot girls that like banging with celebs.

  16. Giada De Laurentiis Bikini Beach Cover
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    would let make sandwich

  17. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
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    Once more Eric had to wrestle poor Maxwell from his mother’s maw as she became enraged at the sudden Cheeto’s shortage…

  18. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Her panties must be soaked watching those B-Ball games.
    Your welcome for that image in your head.
    Wonderin out loud what they’d smell like.
    I’m gonna go take my Meds now. Ta.

  19. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
    TeeP
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    Hopefully he paid that bit extra for insurance. You know he is going to beat that thing.

  20. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
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    And not a single fuck was seen that day…

  21. Dennis Haskins
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    composite republican

  22. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    alex
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    She looks cute there. My head my explode.

  23. Gerard Butler Hollywood Domino and Bovet 1822 pre-Oscar Gala
    ThisWillHurt
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    “You’ll fuck up eventually, Daniel Craig, and when you do, I’ll be waiting.”

  24. Dennis Haskins
    Juch
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    Saved by the Bologna

  25. Jenna Dewan Pregnant Tight Dress
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Nuttin better than pregnant titties!

  26. a
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    um, wha????

  27. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
    Juch
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    “Lady, if you meant that giant finger for “one in the stink” you have the wrong Kardashian.”

  28. Khloe Kardashian Clippers Game
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    So THAT’s how you tickle a wookie’s pink… Lucas should take note…

  29. Tamera Mowry Cleavage Bra Showing 6th Annual Essence Black Women In Hollywood Luncheon
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    UNLEASH THE KRAKENS!!!

  30. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    they sent the blonde girl because she can do things with ping pong balls. That’s my guess.

  31. Terry Richardson Jared Leto Holding Hands
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Thank goodness he no longer looks like an AIDS infected tranny and is back to looking like a 100% healthy douche.

  32. Danny DeVito
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    “..and then,….and then..I’m going to boil your head on my stove…”

  33. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    Snooki's Taint
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    It’s a little nippy out in Hollywood today

  34. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
    Juch
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    Are you certain those are SI models? I’m pretty sure they waited on my table at a Hooters in Indianapolis last weekend.

  35. Emma Stone Eating With The Devil
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    “…and then…..and then,..I’m going to boil your head on my stove…”

  36. Chris Brown Sean Kingston Riding Scooters
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    If you’re taking your badass cues from Gerard Depardieu, you’re doing it wrong.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-monday-12-3-12/the-crap-we-missed-1203-01

  37. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
    Snooki's Taint
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    Yeah, but you should see the other guy!

  38. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Messy Hair See Throug Dress
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    Ha, ha, “Dude looks like a lady”!

    Wait, that’s not Steven Tyler?

  39. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples
    ThisWIllHurt
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    Nice try, but Transformers 3 still sucked.

  40. Juch
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    Jarah’s unfortunate depiction of ‘sexy’ as grabbing a guy by his balls and then lifting her leg to fart only won over the editors of the German Sports Illustrated.

  41. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    “You liberals are fucking crazy! You don’t GET it!”

  42. Justin Bieber Stage Dive
    Juch
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    Any chance that is 1,000 feet in the air above a junkyard of broken glass?

  43. Dennis Miller Crazy Face Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    nope.
    nothing too sane looking in this padded cell.

  44. Eric Johnson Dangerously Holding Baby Maxwell
    Cock Dr
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    Still haven’t gotten a ring on your meal ticket man.
    Close the deal before she swells up and bursts. Widower is a much more sympathetic figure than “unemployed baby daddy”.

  45. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    Looks like she was bumping uglies with Kim K’s psoriasis

  46. John Malkovich Belt On Sweatpants
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Sweatpants and a tie? This is one step above Nick Nolte’s bathrobe and fedora red carpet outfits.

  47. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Models Jarah Mariano Genevieve Morton Sports Bra Playing Ping Pong
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    Whoever threw this bucket of balls obviously did not watch enough porn growing up..

  48. JWoww Cleavage Legs Tight Minidress Ab Cuts Promotion
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    What happened to her ginormous fake cans? Now I have to look at her face?!

  49. Adrien Brody Hot Date Tom Ford Cocktail Party
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    did brody dress himself?

  50. Danny DeVito
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Oh, she’s my bang maid.

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