Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which comes to you in the wake of me going to see A Good Day to Die Hard last night, so please excuse me if this post smells a little like shit. Trust me, I tried washing, but my eyes and ears will probably reek of it forever. The most polite comparison I can muster is this: Imagine you go out to your favorite restaurant, and oh sweet, your favorite waiter is working. Only today, instead of giving you badass service and pretending like you aren’t just another shitty customer, he eats your food in front of you while fucking your mother. Sorry if that seems crass, but every other analogy involved shooting babies. Oh almost forgot, today’s crap post, um let’s see we’ve got Bruce Willis has given up on life, as well as if you’re even thinking about seeing this rat’s asshole of a movie google distance from Moscow to Chernobyl first, and finally I’m on vacation! What, those pics didn’t make any sense?
Yippee ki– go to hell Twentieth Century Fox, you ruined everything,
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Rough night?
Ruff face.
Jwoww actually looks better than her here…. she’s gotten quite fat.
hatersgonhate
U Hatin?
Is this like the Seinfeld episode when George says the opposite of what he’s really thinking?
Just saying, she has gained weight.
I think she looks fucking amazing! Great legs, pretty butt, decent breasts, and a cute face. What the hell else could you ask for? Oh wait, you’re right. She does appear to have gained ten or fifteen ounces.
The Maple Rapture started? Quick, act like you love Jesus! And you’re Canadian!
Demonstrating that great acting skills don’t always equate with great belt skills.
and can you believe that he’s involved with menswear fashions. great actor but a bit of a nut job.
Hasn’t Sean Kingston had enough of motorsports in tropical locales?
At least he’s wearing a helmet
I never see the children I’ve fathered, but I’m pretty sure he’s doing it wrong.
“Tim! Tim O’Shay! Look! I nabbed one! I told ye I would! Now he can lead us to the pot’o'gold!”
“I’m warnin’ yaTim,.. not one step closer! And lady, will ya lemme go already?!?!”
he’s looking for John Mayer who stole his outfit the other day
Mr. Balding!
And now for the #1 Federal Penitentiary System photo of the year…
I think the one where he flashed his ass crack would trump this one.
Don’t say “Trump.” I fucking hate that cocksucker!
I thought stripes were supposed to be slimming
shouldn’t that hand be black?
Please be the Right Hand of Doom! Please unleash Ragnarok upon the Kardashians!
That’s the toughest looking motorcycle gang I have ever seen…
It’s leader beats and bites women…
His first lieutenant crushes motorized vehicles and food…
They’re not big but they do appear to be fully alert & aware.
he must love those threesomes with Anna and the multitude of hot girls that like banging with celebs.
Looking at him I am guessing that he prefers him threesomes with men not women.
would let make sandwich
Once more Eric had to wrestle poor Maxwell from his mother’s maw as she became enraged at the sudden Cheeto’s shortage…
Her panties must be soaked watching those B-Ball games.
Your welcome for that image in your head.
Wonderin out loud what they’d smell like.
I’m gonna go take my Meds now. Ta.
Hopefully he paid that bit extra for insurance. You know he is going to beat that thing.
And not a single fuck was seen that day…
composite republican
She looks cute there. My head my explode.
Cute in a Chewbacca sort of way?
“You’ll fuck up eventually, Daniel Craig, and when you do, I’ll be waiting.”
Saved by the Bologna
Nuttin better than pregnant titties!
um, wha????
“Lady, if you meant that giant finger for “one in the stink” you have the wrong Kardashian.”
So THAT’s how you tickle a wookie’s pink… Lucas should take note…
UNLEASH THE KRAKENS!!!
they sent the blonde girl because she can do things with ping pong balls. That’s my guess.
Thank goodness he no longer looks like an AIDS infected tranny and is back to looking like a 100% healthy douche.
“..and then,….and then..I’m going to boil your head on my stove…”
It’s a little nippy out in Hollywood today
Are you certain those are SI models? I’m pretty sure they waited on my table at a Hooters in Indianapolis last weekend.
“…and then…..and then,..I’m going to boil your head on my stove…”
If you’re taking your badass cues from Gerard Depardieu, you’re doing it wrong.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/photos/the-crap-we-missed-monday-12-3-12/the-crap-we-missed-1203-01
Yeah, but you should see the other guy!
This is the other guy.
No, this is Amy Winehouse
Ha, ha, “Dude looks like a lady”!
Wait, that’s not Steven Tyler?
No, it’s Steven Tyler’s ass.
Nice try, but Transformers 3 still sucked.
Jarah’s unfortunate depiction of ‘sexy’ as grabbing a guy by his balls and then lifting her leg to fart only won over the editors of the German Sports Illustrated.
“You liberals are fucking crazy! You don’t GET it!”
Any chance that is 1,000 feet in the air above a junkyard of broken glass?
nope.
nothing too sane looking in this padded cell.
Still haven’t gotten a ring on your meal ticket man.
Close the deal before she swells up and bursts. Widower is a much more sympathetic figure than “unemployed baby daddy”.
Looks like she was bumping uglies with Kim K’s psoriasis
Sweatpants and a tie? This is one step above Nick Nolte’s bathrobe and fedora red carpet outfits.
Whoever threw this bucket of balls obviously did not watch enough porn growing up..
What happened to her ginormous fake cans? Now I have to look at her face?!
did brody dress himself?
Oh, she’s my bang maid.