The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

February 21st, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
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    ‘Who runs the world?’ ‘pffffffft’

  2. Kit Harrington Extra
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    No idea who he is, so I image searched him. In some photos he looks quite attractive. In others he looks positively average, and in a fair number he looks like a terminally depressed emo kid with Down Syndrome.

    Now I am thoroughly confused.

  3. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Ain’t nobody got time for that!

  4. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
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    I ain’t saying she’s a gold digger, but she does shop at target…

  5. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
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    The primary talent in Newark NJ is questionable accuracy with a sideways glock

  6. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
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    I didn’t recognize her with her dignity on.

  7. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    First thing you know Ol’ Ush’s a millionaire
    Kinfolk said, “Ush move away from her’.
    Californy is the place you oughtta be.”
    So he loaded up his ride and he moved to Beverly.

    Hills, that is … swimin’ pools … movie stars …

    In tonight’s episode, Ush spots his old friend Justin Bieber out walkin’ with Selena Gomez!

  8. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    I’ll love him forever, even if he is completely off his rocker.

  9. Samantha Hoopes Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Getting your Daddy issues out and our Hoopes up all at the same time.

    Well played, miss, well played.

  10. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Very nice. I didn’t know she was packing all that heat. People usually only talk about Kendall, but I’m gonna keep my eye on Kylie too.

  11. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
    Bob
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    Hey baby, you know you want me all up in there! Everybody knows I’m one helluva douche!

  12. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
    buzz
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    Damn! You know you’ve sunk pretty low when you are partying with a couple 5 ‘s and have Target sponsoring it.

  13. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Exactly WHEN did James Dean hang out with spastic friends in the snow?

  14. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Anyone else getting the vibe she’s made this EXACT same face 10,000 times in the last 20 years?

  15. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
    Bob
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    Anybody got any syrup? I see a tall stack of twatwaffles!

  16. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    The doctor is actually Khloe with any makeup on.

  17. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Brit Awards Sony Music Party
    buzz
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    You know you are fan friendly when one of them asks to take a money shot with their iPhone and you drop trou right there.

  18. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
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    I want to bury my face in there.

  19. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    Bigger people should never, ever wear pleats. Actually .. no one should ever wear pleats.

  20. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    buzz
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    I bet they both know what its like to have their head caught between the rails and have some random dudes behind them using only their hips to push them through.

  21. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “Sorry to ask again … but WHY is there semen on the backside of your Bible?”

  22. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    How to look like you’re 50 by the age of 35.

  23. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    buzz
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    If Khloe is going to flip off the paps, she could at least do it without her wallet she used to pay them to be there in her hand.

  24. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    “My secret? … IMMMENSE suction on just the tip.”

  25. Jill Hennessy Surprised Mouth Kiss Chris Noth Ringling Bros And Barnum & Bailey Presents Legends
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    Distract her with a kiss while you slide your hand down her pants. Classic move.

  26. Joe Jonas Father Paul Jonas Walking Behind Head Down
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Pual Jonas distractedly ponders the age old question,

    “If I fathered him AND his wife’s new baby, does that make me Joe’s Baby Daddy???”

  27. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    It’s time for me to get in dat ass!

  28. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    PMK is brokering a WHOLE NEW DEAL … she just needs to find a legal loophole so this young ho can get her “showering’ from the kid in the background in the red hat.

    “Ok, how about this … we have Kendall arrange everything including the sale of the tape to the website in a Tajikastan, she gets the money deposited in a numbered Shanghai account & while she’s in jail (with CCTV coverage!) we clean out the Shanghai account?”

  29. Kit Harrington Extra
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    How would YOU look if you had just been told you’re a Jonas brother?

  30. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Threw the miracle of PhotoShop …

    … what Kim Kardashian would look like if she was Norwegian.

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    In case you were wondering …

    … the sheep is real …

    … the life sized manatee is NOT.

  32. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Gin&Tonic
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    Famewhores don’t need towels apparently

  33. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
    Gin&Tonic
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    -yawn-

  34. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    It’s not a good look to run away from hot women in tights.

  35. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
    icu
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    No seriously dude, like, Leo talks to me and shit? I call him Leo, but that’s Mr. DiCaprio to you, keep that in mind. Like I was saying…Leo talks to me and we did, like a movie together? I even walked the red carpet with him? Hey did I tell you….sometimes when I get hungry? I drink a beer? Cause it has bread in it!

  36. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    She looks like a prostitute that caters exclusively to clowns.

  37. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
    icu
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    Righty ho, dear Chap! It DOES smell like alter boy penis!

  38. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
    Blob
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    “Pleeeeaase let me out?”

  39. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    “Baa Baa Black Sheep… Hang on, That’s a cow! How the hell did that get in here? Better Moooove a long Clarabelle or I’m going to mess you up real baaaad.”

  40. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
    Blob
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    Oh-oh okey hokey kokey

  41. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
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    I love this guy.

  42. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    “I’m sorry Mr. Odom, the test results came back and it is fatal, you slept with a Kardashian, there is nothing we can do”

  43. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
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    The scion of the Kuntrashian family. She’s only just begun whoring.

  44. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Nice BBQ. Vain bitch in the way.

  45. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    Lamar waits in eager anticipation for his therapeutic happy-ending massage.

  46. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
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    Woah, this pic is crap, you can hardly see Ewan McGregor in the back.

  47. Jill Hennessy Surprised Mouth Kiss Chris Noth Ringling Bros And Barnum & Bailey Presents Legends
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    A close-up of the worst under-eye bags in Hollywood is a nightmare come true, a Jill discovered…

  48. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    It’s Skank O’Clock, keep your penicillin ready for site injection.

  49. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    ” Damn, that is a lovely purse. I wonder if Justin would like one in Cerulean…”

  50. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Mark Wong Nark Spring Collection
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    God, she’s fucking hot.

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