The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

February 21st, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    “Red balls gives you wings!”

  2. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
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    Robert Pattinson was abducted by a group of soccer moms dropping their kids off at daycare. He was found several blocks away passed out in a baby seat covered in cheerios and use juice boxes.

  3. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
    The Pope
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    “Booty-time, booty-time, across the USA! Booty-time, booty-time, hey, hey, hey”

  4. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    She’s smuggling burgers for the Hoff.

  5. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    Wrynoceros
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    So, not pregnant Dita Von Teese?

  6. Jerry Seinfeld Wife Jessica Seinfeld Midriff The Tanning of America One Nation Under Hip Hop Screening
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    Jerry: Why am I at this event with Hilary Swank from her Boys Don’t Cry days?

  7. Kimberley Garner Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    That’ll garner you some attention.

  8. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    It looks like someone really wanted to hurt him.

  9. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Dude, congrats on getting cast as the Human Torch!”
    “As soon as I find your neck, I’m going to snap it.”

  10. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Come with me if you want a foursome.”

  11. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
    diz
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    Who wants orange mocha frappucinos!!!

  12. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Brit Awards Sony Music Party
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    “Oh, that’s where I left my penis.”

  13. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready to be peed on!

  14. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    diz
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    Kanye I found the most beautiful sheep statue. It matches your new leggings and will be perfect for the fur room

  15. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    diz
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    OMG i love your sweat pants and uggs look. Do you think these yoga pants go with my designer sneakers?

  16. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol XIII Finalists Party
    br
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    we all thought she had a giagantic ass until kim k.

  17. Samantha Hoopes Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Hot Diggity Damn!

  18. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    cmonreally
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    If you’re going to flip someone the bird, you should at least put some effort into it.

  19. Jennifer Lopez Butt Tight Dress American Idol XIII Finalists Party
    kafak
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    Jennifer Lopez at the ‘American Idol FUCKING ENOUGH ALREADY Finalists Party’ in Los Angeles. (February 20, 2014)

  20. John Stamos Loretta Stamos 21st ELLA Awards
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    I did not realize John had re-married

  21. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Fuck you, pap!”
    “Oh! You’re pissed at me for taking your picture? Cancel your show and we’ll go away. I’ll wait . . .”
    “. . .”
    “That’s what I thought.”

  22. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
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    Wake up. Tides coming in..

  23. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    Tha, tha, tha… The Grinch!

  24. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    Senor Trout
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    The finger says ‘fuck you.’
    The ass says ‘I like gravy. Lots of gravy.’

  25. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Fugly.

  26. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    Ironically, this was the same medical examination that he took in order to be cast in Keeping Up With the Kardashians.

  27. John Stamos Loretta Stamos 21st ELLA Awards
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    Rebecca Romijn is not looking so hot these days.

  28. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
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    Is she trying to imply that even her farts smell like roses?

  29. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Walking White Dog
    Spleen
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    She looks happy.

  30. Samantha Hoopes Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Not one ball made it over the net — and no one cared.

  31. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Walking White Dog
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    That’s a big bitch.

  32. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    I guess Old Macdonald traded in his farm for a dress shop.

  33. Bregje Heinen Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    Poor bastard. It’s hard to jump set with a raging boner.

  34. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    “And then the huge-assed human photobombed me”, said the sheep

  35. Maitland Ward Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress Mark Wong Nark Spring Collection
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    Hot

  36. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Lawrence
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    Nothing attractive about her.

  37. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Sweet Jesus.

  38. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    I really dig her, but no…This does not work.

  39. Kit Harrington Extra
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    “And when my fixie flatted, I spilled my carmel apple macchiato and I dropped my Train CD. Worst day ever.”

  40. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    That’s a lot of cheeseburgers.

  41. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Looks pretty hot for 50. Too bad she’s not 50 yet.

  42. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    Hugh G. Rection
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    She looks fairly normal for someone with that last name.

  43. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
    Ralph
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    I suspect he has already seen the bush.

  44. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
    buzz
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    Bitch isn’t a natural blonde. That’s for certain.

  45. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
    buzz
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    Black Guy: “I don’t give a fuck who you know. Call me ‘my n***a’ just one more fuckin’ time.”

  46. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Swearin
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    I hope it’s okay to like this pic, I don’t want to have to boobytrap my place Home Alone-style in case Chris Hansen comes by

  47. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Cover Straw Hat Running With Toddler
    Swearin
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    That kid should turn around and grab her, he might get her pot of gold.

    Not a euphemism.

  48. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
    oldfool
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    Jay and Silent Bob are a step up from the K-Klan.

  49. Olivia Wilde Pregnant Belly Walking White Dog
    buzz
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    Who is walking who here?

  50. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    She’s doing the “baby stops breathing and is resuscitated on freeway,” that’s so hot in America this week.

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