The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

February 21st, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
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    It must suck to get all of Kim’s hand-me-down pants, with all the blown-out asses and thighs.

  2. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
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    “Scratch N’ Sniff virgin Mary…smells like frankincense, no?”

  3. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
    Dashwood
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    The Three Douches

  4. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
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    “What does the fish say?”,”How do you eat spaghetti?”,”How do you smoke weed?”

  5. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
    RoboCop
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    Taylor Swift in 20 years?

  6. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Brit Awards Sony Music Party
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    Come the fuck on, April 6! AAAAGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

  7. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
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    Charles forgot his reading glasses.

  8. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Jimmy
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    How old is this girl I just jerked off to?

  9. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    Brian Setzer looks like hell.

  10. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    How old is she now? 16? 17?

  11. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
    Fancy Face
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    I don’t know what it says about Lamar but I’m pretty sure you can get a contact high from the photo alone.

  12. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    kafak
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    Bruce Jenner must have some sort of redeeming genetic quality if this is what he fathered, compared to the older cows.

  13. Anastasia Ashley Butt Bikini Instagram
    Dashwood
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    Before passing away on the secluded beach, she asked the photographer to take one last shot of her ass.

  14. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    that thong is DOOMED.

  15. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    Glen or Glenda Hasselhoff?

  16. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
    Fancy Face
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    It’s Silicone O’Clock

  17. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    Fancy Face
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    Cocaine is a hell of a drug

  18. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    And then the reporters set off a lot of flashbulbs and Kong escaped.

  19. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
    Bane
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    Backdoor to the Future.

  20. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Mr. Leo said I could walk to the 7-11 all by myself! But I seen Mr. Moon two times since then.”

  21. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    looks like Miley tongued her.

  22. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    A sheep…because a pig or cow is just too obvious, and hilarious.

  23. Ashley Tisdale Butt Yoga Pants
    Polk
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    Hey, I’m glad she got that beak fixed. Looking good!

  24. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
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    I told you all, “Leave the f**king twerking to the PROFESSIONALS!!”

  25. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
    cmonreally
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    I bet that ass reminds him of Bizzle.

  26. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
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    Seriously though…at what point did her and Kim say to each other as teenagers…”Hey, I think our ass is getting big?”

  27. Joe Jonas Father Paul Jonas Walking Behind Head Down
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    cue Charlie Brown music….

  28. Kit Harrington Extra
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    Sad Jon Snow is sad.

  29. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    cmonreally
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    She’d be way hotter if she just looked the other way.

  30. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    “Oh yeah, Pharrell? Well I’ll see your Ranger Smith and raise you one Davy Crockett!”

  31. Kimberley Garner Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    Chiffon and roughage, making paps happy since 1956.

  32. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    Well, umm, ahh, not bad.

  33. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    “How did you know I gave Charlie Sheen a blow job?”

  34. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
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    Sneaky suspicion this guy is a billionaire.

  35. Kimberley Garner Butt Upskirt Panty Flash Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    Fancy Face
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    Your move, Brandy G.

  36. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    this aint the nba buddy.
    we dont use no stinkin rubber gloves.

  37. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    “Pharrell wore an ugly hat and look how well he is going, I am going to not only wear an ugly hat, but I will top him too with some ugly shoes. I am going to win 10 Grammys and 2 Oscars I bet”

  38. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Jonah, stop asking me for my phone so you can call Leo, he blocked you and told me if I give you my phone to call him, he will block me too”

  39. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
    kafak
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    Go on, lemme see you shake your tail feather!

  40. Jerry Seinfeld Wife Jessica Seinfeld Midriff The Tanning of America One Nation Under Hip Hop Screening
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    Right. Because, obviously, when you think of hip-hop Jerry Seinfeld is the first person that springs to mind. Obviously.

  41. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I told you, Mr DiCaprio doesn’t want you hanging around!”
    “Are you sure he wasn’t talking to you? ’cause me and Leo are pals!”

  42. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
    kafak
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    Goddammit – meant this:

    [stupid fucking joke] Go on, lemme see you shake your tail feather! [/stupid fucking joke]

  43. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
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    “Where da white women at? Oh, they are right here next to me”

  44. Kit Harrington Extra
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    “Everyone thinks I am Orlando Bloom but I still can’t get Miranda Kerr to fuck me”

  45. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
    MZ MIZRY
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    really? its you leo?
    you what? you astro-projected your consciousness into his body?
    wow! really? thats so cool!

  46. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Wrynoceros
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    So, is this the one with fake boobs or is that the other young one? Not, of course, that any of them HAVE fake boobs, “100% natural”, what was I thinking…

  47. Jerry Seinfeld Wife Jessica Seinfeld Midriff The Tanning of America One Nation Under Hip Hop Screening
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    Are they there to figure out how they can steal this too?

  48. Joe Jonas Father Paul Jonas Walking Behind Head Down
    cmonreally
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    Daddy Jonas is doing better than the majority of us would in his situation – I would’ve eaten a bullet by now.

  49. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    So they are finally sending her back to the zoo where she belongs?

  50. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a nice barn but someone should tell the sheep that it’s not the place to hang out, obviously they have no standards RE: incoming domestic animals.

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