The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

February 21st, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
    malaka
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    aint nobody humpin around.

  2. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Robert just banged someone in the parking lot too. By the looks of him, it might’ve been the same guy Kristen Stewart was fucking.

  3. Beyonce Butt Squat Hydro Performance Glasgow
    malaka
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    so.. they’re teaching kids how to go boom boom?

  4. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
    Randal
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    Kim must loath her

    • cmonreally

      Especially after she got a special shout out in Vogue, whereas Kim has been trying to famewhore her way into that mag forever.

  5. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
    malaka
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    the old nose in the book trick.

  6. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    Cock Dr
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    Something big is under that demure gray sweater.
    Who’s man enough to climb that mountain?

  7. Joe Jonas Father Paul Jonas Walking Behind Head Down
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Dad is pondering the mathematical odds of having 3 gay sons.

  8. Kit Harrington Extra
    malaka
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    you know nothing john snow.

  9. Nicole Scherzinger Cleavage Brit Awards Sony Music Party
    penis
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    i like what you’ve done with your boobs.

  10. Kit Harrington Extra
    dontkillthemessenger
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    In the upcoming season of Game of Thrones, Jon Snow becomes the King of Queens.

    • Long Jon Snow and Mance “Pants” Rayder battle for the Iron Bone in the new homosexual erotic novel “A Thong of Ice and Fire.”

  11. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Vitruvian Skank

  12. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
    malaka
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    ziggy played guitar!

  13. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
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    Boop!

  14. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
    malaka
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    this is as classy as i’ve ever seen christina aguilera.

  15. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “I need an adult!!”

  16. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
    JB
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    So I guess Tom Hanks will be in that docu-movie too…

  17. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    malaka
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    looks like there’s a new live action version of george orwell’s
    animal farm coming soon to a theatre near you.

  18. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    First they cast a black dude as Human Torch, and now they cast one as Davy Crockett. Fuck you Hollywood… Fuck you.

  19. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    “Khloe said I didn’t need my balls. Oh, she was soooooo wrong.”

  20. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    I can tell by light casting on Coco’s ass, that we’re heading for a total eclipse of the sun.

  21. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Whasup my nizzle?

  22. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Surprise! It’s Coco.

  23. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    My spider sense is tingling…there must be white pussy near by…BINGO!

  24. Jill Hennessy Surprised Mouth Kiss Chris Noth Ringling Bros And Barnum & Bailey Presents Legends
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    “Is that your ringmaster in my center ring?”

  25. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    It’s always fat ass o’clock somewhere!

  26. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    Is this the 5:00 Free Crack Giveaway?

  27. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
    Echo5
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    I HATE that I like this picture so much!

  28. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    Season 2 of True Detective looks terrible.

  29. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    “First, we have to remove all the wookie fur left down there. Then we extract the vaginal teeth broken off in your penis. After reconstructive surgery, you may be able to walk again. But sex is out of the question.

  30. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Fuck you, bro’! I worked with Leonardo DiCaprio.”

  31. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    i think it’s time to admit if this pic turns you on, you’re gay.

  32. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Black to the Future.

  33. John Stamos Loretta Stamos 21st ELLA Awards
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    “Mom, I know I’m John Stamos, but quit grabbing my wiener.”

  34. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    “YO BRUCE JENNER!!”

  35. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I’m sure the results of the blood test were interesting.

  36. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
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    “Oh my, and look…under the flap for December 22nd…ANOTHER piece of candy!”

  37. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Why no, I haven’t taken off this suit in 2 months. Leo touched it.”

  38. Samantha Hoopes Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Echo5
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    For some reason this triggered my Samantha Fox google search twitch

  39. Jerry Seinfeld Wife Jessica Seinfeld Midriff The Tanning of America One Nation Under Hip Hop Screening
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    How did Gilbert Gottfried ever get such a hot chick?

  40. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    Blew Vanilla Ice, Ice-T, and Ice Cube…all in one evening.

  41. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    “Look, Doc. I married a freakin’ Khardashian. There is nothing you can do to me worse than I’ve already done to myself!”

  42. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
    Dickbutt Kiss
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    I guess this answers the carpet/drapes question.

  43. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “Did you get a lot of reaction to that Super Bowl commercial?”
    “What Super Bowl commercial?”

  44. Kendall Jenner Bra See Through Shirt Torn Jeans
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    Wait, is this the one that’s a whore? Or is this the one that’s a whore? I always confuse them.

  45. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
    Brian
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    Was worried she was gonna be the next Khloe. As a sexist, small minded pathetic male chauvinist, I can say that she fits my unrealistic expectations of an acceptable female should look like.

  46. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    Boy George at The 2014 Brit Awards in London. (February 19, 2014)

  47. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “…yeah, that’s right. I’m calling you a big, black, motherfucker. Mother. Fucker. You wouldn’t dare start any shit with me and Leo. Right, Leo… Leo?”

  48. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
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    That guy only had to turn around. He’ll be pissed off when he sees the photo.

  49. John Stamos Loretta Stamos 21st ELLA Awards
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    “Mom, come on…go with it…its the new trend. Stephanie Seymour and her sons are doing it.”

  50. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
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    One douche, two douche, three douche, more?

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