The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.21.14

February 21st, 2014 // 468 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.

“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    “MOON River…”

  2. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    I approve of this

  3. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    i saw amputee in the thumbnail.

  4. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
    CrashHell
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    I believe we have bush…

  5. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    Multiple pelvic fractures.

  6. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    Patch
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    Drag queens usually have clever names.

  7. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    I’m not sure if I’m less excited about the Doc Brown casting or just the idea that there is a BTTF remake in the works.

  8. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
    joe
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    Snooch to the nooch.

  9. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    joe
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    Never blow Prince.

  10. Jill Hennessy Surprised Mouth Kiss Chris Noth Ringling Bros And Barnum & Bailey Presents Legends
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    “Mr. … BIG?”

  11. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    GLT
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    Did (s)he just blow Barney?

  12. Heidi Klum Blowjob Face Americas Got Talent Season Nine Photo Call
    joe
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    She’s dating a white dude?

  13. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
    joe
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    I guess she does spend time with her fans.

  14. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    “LOOK AT ME, DAMN IT!! I’M PRETTY TOOO!!!!!!!!!”

  15. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
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    That’s a Galaxy Note 10 in her pocket.

  16. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    Lamar thought that he had seen all of his contract’s provisions but subsection c.3 eluded him – a circumcision…

  17. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
    GLT
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    “Huh. Whadaya know? Smells like teen spirit.”

  18. Jill Hennessy Surprised Mouth Kiss Chris Noth Ringling Bros And Barnum & Bailey Presents Legends
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    “I was John Hamm before John Hamm was John Hamm….”

  19. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    Frankie
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    Sorry even my fingers are too thick to give you one.

  20. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    ♫ “I tumbled 4 ya, I tumbled 4 ya …” ♪ ♫

  21. Hayden Panettiere Bikini Cover Straw Hat Running With Toddler
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    Who is the woman in the green shirt chasing her?

  22. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
    malaka
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    doc, you gotta tell me.. is there anything wrong with me?
    yeah. you have a huge crack in your butt.

  23. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    This looks like the completely unnecessary and very late porn parody of Back to the Future…

  24. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
    yoop
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    “I hate to see you go but I love to watch you leave!”

  25. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    (pulls string) The sheep says “Baaaa”
    (pulls string) The cow says “Can I get this in black?”

  26. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    “Would you look at the buns on that… I bet he works out…”

  27. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    “What donuts?”

  28. Rita Ora Vagina Flash Upskirt Moschino Dinner Milan Fashion Week
    malaka
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    mugatu is a dick!!
    he brainwashed derek to kill the claymation dude!

  29. Kris Humphries Pant Leg Up Douchey Friends
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    He looked like an over-sized Taylor Lautner…

  30. Hayley Hasselhoff Fupa Leather Skirt Cocktails With Marilyn Photo Exhibition
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    She’s on the Jonah Hill diet.

  31. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
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    Famke? WTF?

  32. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    I see Zuco, but where’s Ang?

  33. Jamie Foxx Posing With Random Bikini Chicks Holding Beer Coozie
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    Willie Beamen?

  34. Boy George Black Eye Makeup Brit Awards
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    Looks like he tried to go black with Chris Brown…

  35. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    Randal
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    Chucky + Thai tranny prostitute = Chrissy

  36. Jessie J Butt Tight Bodysuit Manface Brit Awards
    crb
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    “Dass when I say, ‘Ayyyy, Papi; -Smurf.’”

  37. Jonah Hill Jimmy Kimmel Live
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    “No, I’m not the mayor of Toronto, but thanks so much for asking.”

  38. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    MOOOO
    BAAAAAAAAAA
    mmmmmMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOoooooooo
    baaaa

  39. Kylie Jenner Bikini Instagram
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    At least we all know that she will continue the slut legacy when she comes of age.

  40. Samantha Hoopes Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
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    approved

  41. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
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    i suck at getting in and out of cars too.

  42. Prince Charles Kissing Bible Archbishop Makarios Mavrogiannakis St Issac And St George Greek Orthodox Church
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    “Alright, Papadapoulos, old boy; if you say Maria sat on it, then I am prepared to sniff it. Someone throw Camilla an apple while I’m busy, would you?”

  43. Lamar Odom Jerking Off During Physical Exam Laboral Kutxa Spanish Basketball Team
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    Hi. I’m Dr. Zillman and I’d Like to talk to you about your testies. The human testicle is not unlike a balloon. Sometimes it is empty and sometimes it is full. And sometimes it can EXPLODE!

  44. Coco String Bikini Giant Butt Heels Clock Tower Instagram
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    Looks ready to serve to me.

  45. John Stamos Loretta Stamos 21st ELLA Awards
    malaka
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    i don’t think ozzy is gonna take this very well…

  46. Khloe Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Jeans Middle Finger
    Randal
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    Oh look its shrek in real life!

  47. Robert Pattinson Awkwardly Climbing Into Car Life Set
    me
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    never trust a fart

  48. Kim Kardashian Huge Ass Tight Dress Stuffed Lamb
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    Out shopping with Kayne’s mistress (take your pick).

  49. Usher Coonskin Hat Gold Sneakers Checking Out Chicks Ass
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    I guess stupid hats and gold shoes are the new thing?

  50. Bregje Heinen Butt Thong Bikini Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Beach Volleyball Tournament
    malaka
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    teamwork bro!
    you get the upskirt and i’ll get the cleavage!

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