Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where I’m back in my usual co-pilot seat navigating you straight through all random butts and Lamar Odom-jerking-off-during-a-physicals that I couldn’t get to yesterday. I’ve also got Hayden Panettiere with a two year-old who’s already more than half her size, Robert Pattinson who to this day can’t get in a car without having a seizure, and Jamie Foxx with two nice young ladies he’s probably just giving career counseling.
“Don’t worry. As long as you hit that wire with the connecting hook at precisely 88 miles per ho– *looks up* You know what? It’s probably better that we don’t get involved…”
- Photo Boy