The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.19.16

The Crap We Missed featuring Jaden Smith at a TED conference, so those things are meaningless now, Gerard Depardieu directing the janitorial staff, and Samantha Hoopes, whose buttcheek you can somehow see from the front. I need someone to explain this to me, but I feel like calling 911 is the wrong thing to do here. “911, What’s your emergency?” “I’m aroused and confused. I can see the pretty lady’s boobies and butt at the same time and are those cop cars in my driveway? Yep, I deserve this.”

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