The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.17.12

February 17th, 2012 // 661 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early on account of today’s extreme lack of anything relevant going on (See: Fake French Sex Tape, Adele) coupled with our extreme love of daylight binge drinking. First off, Enrique Iglesias horses around with a young fan as it was described to Joe Paterno. Then, Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman convince me that lesbian sex happens in Wanderlust and Sharon Stone now has one of those civil war era vampire phot–wait, what? Oh, this is embarassing..

Khloe Kardashian‘s pelt’s almost showing and just before we celebrate Dead White Rich Slave Owner’s Day. For shame, Kris Jenner, for shame,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Khloe Kardashian Legs Miniskirt
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    So I brought one of my co-workers in and showed him this picture, scrolling slowly from the bottom up. He’s so pissed at me now.

  2. Richard Grieco
    Contusion
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    His face looks like they were able to rebuild him…but not better than he was before.

  3. David Beckham Crotch Grab Knit Hat
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    Pre-season game? Caption should read “David Beckham during every game in Los Angeles.”

  4. Kelly Clarkson Fat Butt Tights
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    I want a threesome with her and Adele, and a few cases of Hostess cupcakes dumped on us.

  5. Enrique Iglesias Hugging Fan Knit Hat
    Contusion
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    If you are going to take a hostage, you might as well take one that covers your entire body.

    • Contusion

      I’ll bet your best friends isn’t too excited about you going on the internet and telling complete strangers about his personal finances.

  6. Bethenny Frankel The Today Show
    CT
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    Michael Jackson lives!!!!!!

  7. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    I imagine, if this were video, there’d be a whoopee-cushion sound with every step.

  8. Prince Charles
    Contusion
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    This is what this guy’s entire life has been like. You’d think he’d look a little less surprised at this point.

  9. Sharon Stone Fur Coat
    Contusion
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    Night of the Living Dead.

  10. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    I like it when a girl looks like she churns her own butter.

  11. Bethenny Frankel The Today Show
    Contusion
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    And here I thought Elvira never aged.

  12. Enrique Iglesias Hugging Fan Knit Hat
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    “Back away from those Doritos, little one.”

  13. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
    Contusion
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    She’s entering that phase of plastic surgery where she starts to look like someone else.

  14. Mandulla

    Not all men were created equal.

  15. Sharon Stone Fur Coat
    Bianca
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    I’m not ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille.

  16. Prince Charles
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    “Bloody hell, we can’t build a car that can make it across the street without breaking down, but we can build a half man half fish?”

  17. Khloe Kardashian Legs Miniskirt
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    “$5.00 to pull a Kardashian finger!”

  18. Sharon Stone Fur Coat
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    “Energize, Mr. Scott.”

  19. Kelly Clarkson Fat Butt Tights
    Senor Trout
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    ‘Fat chicks with flat chests make Homer go something-something.’

  20. Robert Pattinson Shaved Head
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    Sinead O’Douchebag

  21. Kelly Clarkson Fat Butt Tights
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    “Before I continue, it is an all you can eat buffet, right?”

  22. Bethenny Frankel The Today Show
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    “I put my make-up on with a protractor. Next question?”

  23. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage
    Senor Trout
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    That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing, Mrs. Schwarzenegger.

  24. Christina Ricci Cleavage
    moopy
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    this dress makes her shape look strange, quite long in the torso, and the bangs make her seem ashamed of her five head. Girl don’t be ashamed. You are Christina Ricci after all.

    • dooood

      one time i went on wikipedia, and i typed in christina ricci. i edited it and put somethin like “christina ricci has an enormous forehead”
      those motherfuckers erased it in like 5 minutes!
      like wtf man?!

  25. Jennifer Aniston Malin Akerman Kiss
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    Fantasy Friday is now complete.

  26. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    I like it when you can tell she enjoys being degraded, which this one surely does.

  27. Christina Ricci Cleavage
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    I’ve seen her forehead. Those bangs must be 3 feet long.

  28. Richard Grieco
    Deacon Jones
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    “Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

  29. Richard Grieco
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    Mickey Rourke’s negative.

  30. David Beckham Crotch Grab Knit Hat
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    It always burns a little after a bikini wax.

  31. Kate Upton Butt Tight Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Top half of a goddess……bottom half of a 30 something housewife

  32. AnnaLynne McCord Cleavage
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    Somebody should tell the stagehands not to wave a red cape in front of the stars.

  33. Richard Grieco
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    Crack is a helluva weight loss drug…

  34. Richard Grieco
    Michelle
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    Holy fuck does he ever look bad

  35. Enrique Iglesias Hugging Fan Knit Hat
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    It’s the Latin Skarsgaard….

  36. Enrique Iglesias Hugging Fan Knit Hat
    Deacon Jones
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    “Miss, you appeared to have sat on a compressed air hose”

  37. Jenny McCarthy Cleavage
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    One thing is certain – Jim Carrey does love him some big forehead.

  38. Prince Charles
    Michelle
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    Startled by Camilla’s twin

  39. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’m boycotting commenting on this cow. Except for this. Shit.

  40. David Beckham Crotch Grab Knit Hat
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    The double hander Beck move… This is truly a sight…

  41. Robert Pattinson Shaved Head
    Michelle
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    Don’t get the appeal of this kid at all.

  42. Anne Vyalitsyna Cleavage
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    I think it finally happened. Somebody finally wore the hanger.

  43. Bethenny Frankel The Today Show
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    Is she part of the Maria Shriver fan club????

  44. Prince Charles
    Deacon Jones
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    “I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”

  45. Anne Vyalitsyna Cleavage
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    That pose looks natural.

  46. Sharon Stone Fur Coat
    dude!
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    Damn. Looks like hillary clinton

  47. Jennifer Aniston Malin Akerman Kiss
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    “You! I know you spoke to that husband stealing witch! Tell me! Tell me what she said!!

  48. Sharon Stone Fur Coat
    Deacon Jones
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    ….there’s always a Jason Priestly in the background, saying it all with his eyes

  49. Christina Ricci Cleavage
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    Uhmmm Angelica Huston miniaturized?

  50. Kim Kardashian Butt Yoga Pants
    dude!
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    Fish . . .Do you get a kickback for posting pics of this cow and every one of her sisters?? Just wondering.

    • Rooster

      Scroll down to the very bottom of the page. Yeah, all that shit about buzzmedia. Check out those buzz media publishers.

      Those bitches make 2/3′s of their money off being hated.

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