Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early on account of today’s extreme lack of anything relevant going on (See: Fake French Sex Tape, Adele) coupled with our extreme love of daylight binge drinking. First off, Enrique Iglesias horses around with a young fan as it was described to Joe Paterno. Then, Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman convince me that lesbian sex happens in Wanderlust and Sharon Stone now has one of those civil war era vampire phot–wait, what? Oh, this is embarassing..
Khloe Kardashian‘s pelt’s almost showing and just before we celebrate Dead White Rich Slave Owner’s Day. For shame, Kris Jenner, for shame,
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So I brought one of my co-workers in and showed him this picture, scrolling slowly from the bottom up. He’s so pissed at me now.
His face looks like they were able to rebuild him…but not better than he was before.
Well, it’s not like anyone’s going to spend $6 million on him.
his beard is trying to escape
Pre-season game? Caption should read “David Beckham during every game in Los Angeles.”
I want a threesome with her and Adele, and a few cases of Hostess cupcakes dumped on us.
^^This happened. And Georgio’s body was never seen again.
I want a threesome with two great white sharks and pint of O neg.
LOL!
AHAHAHAH well played
I think I have a friend for the audacious Georgio.
her? isn’t this Peter Dinklage?
If you are going to take a hostage, you might as well take one that covers your entire body.
I’ll bet your best friends isn’t too excited about you going on the internet and telling complete strangers about his personal finances.
Michael Jackson lives!!!!!!
I imagine, if this were video, there’d be a whoopee-cushion sound with every step.
I always picture an Indian with two sticks trying to build a fire from the friction from her legs rubbing together.
Personally, I hear a tuba.
:-)
This is what this guy’s entire life has been like. You’d think he’d look a little less surprised at this point.
Night of the Living Dead.
I like it when a girl looks like she churns her own butter.
Sounds credible! Count me in, TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
I just quit my Amway job – sign me up!
And here I thought Elvira never aged.
“Back away from those Doritos, little one.”
She’s entering that phase of plastic surgery where she starts to look like someone else.
Plastic surgery makes babies retarded.
No, Jenny’s DNA made her kid retarded.
As in a someone else like Jim Carrey?
Not all men were created equal.
….But I heard someplace all trannies are indeed.
..And when did this bitch turn 45???
I’m not ready for my closeup, Mr. Demille.
“Bloody hell, we can’t build a car that can make it across the street without breaking down, but we can build a half man half fish?”
“$5.00 to pull a Kardashian finger!”
I’d pay…but there doesn’t appear to be one here.
Oooh, burn!
“Energize, Mr. Scott.”
‘Fat chicks with flat chests make Homer go something-something.’
Sinead O’Douchebag
I was going to mention something about a doufus but this is better by a mile.
“Before I continue, it is an all you can eat buffet, right?”
“I put my make-up on with a protractor. Next question?”
I think you’re thinking of the word “trowel.”
ahhahahahhaha
I think he’s thinking of the word “shoots the makeup on with a makeup gun set on whore”.
That’s a lovely dress you’re wearing, Mrs. Schwarzenegger.
this dress makes her shape look strange, quite long in the torso, and the bangs make her seem ashamed of her five head. Girl don’t be ashamed. You are Christina Ricci after all.
one time i went on wikipedia, and i typed in christina ricci. i edited it and put somethin like “christina ricci has an enormous forehead”
those motherfuckers erased it in like 5 minutes!
like wtf man?!
Fantasy Friday is now complete.
Jennifer looks pregnant. Is that a baby growing in her tummy?
I like it when you can tell she enjoys being degraded, which this one surely does.
I’ve seen her forehead. Those bangs must be 3 feet long.
“Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”
Russell Brand looks much better without Katy.
Mickey Rourke’s negative.
haha!
It always burns a little after a bikini wax.
I think you meant to ay after a “Brazilian”
… and by “Brazilian” I meant his personal trainer Pablo.
Nice!
Top half of a goddess……bottom half of a 30 something housewife
Don’t look at it that way… her bottom half is like a nice memory foam pillow that will cushion the plowing I would give her.
She was pretty before Kanye fucked her, now she is just Kanye’s leftovers.
Pretty much everyone you fuck is someone’s leftovers, unless you dabble in Sandusky.
Somebody should tell the stagehands not to wave a red cape in front of the stars.
Crack is a helluva weight loss drug…
Holy fuck does he ever look bad
It’s the Latin Skarsgaard….
“Miss, you appeared to have sat on a compressed air hose”
One thing is certain – Jim Carrey does love him some big forehead.
Five-head.
Startled by Camilla’s twin
LOL :D
I’m boycotting commenting on this cow. Except for this. Shit.
The double hander Beck move… This is truly a sight…
Don’t get the appeal of this kid at all.
This kid appeals to someone?
I think it finally happened. Somebody finally wore the hanger.
A dress that comes with its own built-in hanger. I like this concept…in theory. In theory.
It might be antenna.
Ready to be rode hard and put away wet.
Is she part of the Maria Shriver fan club????
“I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.”
Monty Python FTW
I’m not dead yet!
are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
NNNEEEEEE!
That pose looks natural.
Damn. Looks like hillary clinton
“You! I know you spoke to that husband stealing witch! Tell me! Tell me what she said!!
….there’s always a Jason Priestly in the background, saying it all with his eyes
Uhmmm Angelica Huston miniaturized?
Fish . . .Do you get a kickback for posting pics of this cow and every one of her sisters?? Just wondering.
Scroll down to the very bottom of the page. Yeah, all that shit about buzzmedia. Check out those buzz media publishers.
Those bitches make 2/3′s of their money off being hated.