Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed coming at you slightly early on account of today’s extreme lack of anything relevant going on (See: Fake French Sex Tape, Adele) coupled with our extreme love of daylight binge drinking. First off, Enrique Iglesias horses around with a young fan as it was described to Joe Paterno. Then, Jennifer Aniston and Malin Akerman convince me that lesbian sex happens in Wanderlust and Sharon Stone now has one of those civil war era vampire phot–wait, what? Oh, this is embarassing..
Khloe Kardashian‘s pelt’s almost showing and just before we celebrate Dead White Rich Slave Owner’s Day. For shame, Kris Jenner, for shame,
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