The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    “Has anyone got a match? The crematorium pilot light seems to have gone out…”

  2. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I don’t care if this Natasha girl IS a danged old Russky. I’d still share a bowl of borscht with her…

  3. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Heyyyy…Anyone know what ever happened to kimmykimkim?

  4. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    One more lovely creature from Alpha-Theta 4 lands on Earth and pisses off the rest of the female population by looking exactly like this upon climbing out of bed every morning.

  5. Patti Stanger NASDAQ Closing Bell
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    FIRST ONE TO O’HOULIHAN’S GETS TO FUCK ME… LAST ONE BUYS THE FIRST ROUND!

  6. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Kate
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    Oh, dear.

  7. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    “I’m a WILD AND CRAAAAAAZY guy!!!!”

  8. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Why is he signing pics of Keifer Sutherland?

  9. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    She and Rihanna can’t be in the same room together. They’re always butting heads. OHHHHH!

  10. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Guy looks link a mix of Bill Simmons and Bill Parcells.

  11. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    I want to bang anyone but Stacey’s mom.

  12. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Homeless superhero.

  13. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Stifler’s mom reboot.

  14. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    I like that artist was conscientious enough to capture where his lacefront wig attachment meets the scalp.

  15. Ariel Meredith Cleavage Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    New Uhura. Please.

  16. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    Cate Blanchett is looking rough.

  17. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    Wheres my hat (defo not that one)
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    17th Feb. 1606hrs London time.

    Hang on…she’s wearing a hat. Where did that come from ?

  18. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    cookie
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    OPEN WIDE!

  19. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    cookie
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    Shes so beautiful….

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cookie
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    Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?

    A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.

  21. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Skeezix
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    “Forget your wimpy ‘cannonballs’, bitches, my splash is a fucking DAISY CUTTER!”

  22. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Nice jacket. She must be punk as f*ck. Let’s hope she has about the same relative lifespan as Sid Vicious.

  23. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    No, goddamn it, i don’t have any spare change!

  24. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    Barely Manenough.

  25. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    navvet75
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    Pillows

  26. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    anon
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    finally someone who doesn’t look great in a bandage dress

  27. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Kurt Barlow
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    Gonna cost them a fortune to refill the pool after every one of his dives.

  28. Tara Reid With Older Man
    Redd
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    What the hell is coming out of the sleeve of that guy’s jacket? 2 arms/hands? Wtf?

  29. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    bitchy
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    This dude looks like a rapist.

  30. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
    bitchy
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    I don’t care what any of you say about her feet, shoes or forehead. I’d bang the ever living crap out of this woman.

  31. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    bitchy
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    This dude has always been a crackhead.

  32. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Gayest midget in all the land.

  33. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
    Arzach
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    “Hand in the pocket” is the new “hover hand”

  34. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    KtothaJ
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    Ruprecht really was crippled!?!

  35. Keshia Knight Pulliam Swimsuit Backdive Splash Training
    Parker Posey
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    Rudy Can’t Fail.

  36. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Modeling Russell Brand’s “Soul” collection.

  37. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    And it only gets uh… better?

  38. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    Wow. Thought it was a picture of Rosie O’Donnel.

  39. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
    the crazy betty
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    heinous footwear.

  40. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    the crazy betty
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    i didn’t know joan rivers was so thin…

  41. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    AnnaD.
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    I recall seeing a chick called BANGhard on here. Do I detect a trend in the making?

  42. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    cascade25
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    No one had the heart to tell him it’s actually a picture of Clay Aiken.

  43. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    He’s obviously the model for the troll dolls with the crazy-ass neon fuzzy hair.

  44. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    I dunno…when your face takes up less than 1/2 of your head height, I get a little creeped out.

  45. Hanna Davis Sheer Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Are we SURE that this isn’t another Olsen?

  46. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    Skeeter
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    Why is Mickey Rourke wearing a dress?

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