Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
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“Has anyone got a match? The crematorium pilot light seems to have gone out…”
I don’t care if this Natasha girl IS a danged old Russky. I’d still share a bowl of borscht with her…
Heyyyy…Anyone know what ever happened to kimmykimkim?
One more lovely creature from Alpha-Theta 4 lands on Earth and pisses off the rest of the female population by looking exactly like this upon climbing out of bed every morning.
“FIRST ONE TO O’HOULIHAN’S GETS TO FUCK ME… LAST ONE BUYS THE FIRST ROUND!“
Oh, dear.
“I’m a WILD AND CRAAAAAAZY guy!!!!”
Why is he signing pics of Keifer Sutherland?
She and Rihanna can’t be in the same room together. They’re always butting heads. OHHHHH!
Guy looks link a mix of Bill Simmons and Bill Parcells.
I want to bang anyone but Stacey’s mom.
Homeless superhero.
Stifler’s mom reboot.
I like that artist was conscientious enough to capture where his lacefront wig attachment meets the scalp.
New Uhura. Please.
Cate Blanchett is looking rough.
17th Feb. 1606hrs London time.
Hang on…she’s wearing a hat. Where did that come from ?
OPEN WIDE!
Shes so beautiful….
Q: What did Kim Kardashian’s right leg say to her left leg?
A:Nothing, they’ve never been together.
“Forget your wimpy ‘cannonballs’, bitches, my splash is a fucking DAISY CUTTER!”
Nice jacket. She must be punk as f*ck. Let’s hope she has about the same relative lifespan as Sid Vicious.
No, goddamn it, i don’t have any spare change!
Barely Manenough.
Pillows
finally someone who doesn’t look great in a bandage dress
Gonna cost them a fortune to refill the pool after every one of his dives.
What the hell is coming out of the sleeve of that guy’s jacket? 2 arms/hands? Wtf?
This dude looks like a rapist.
I don’t care what any of you say about her feet, shoes or forehead. I’d bang the ever living crap out of this woman.
This dude has always been a crackhead.
Gayest midget in all the land.
“Hand in the pocket” is the new “hover hand”
Ruprecht really was crippled!?!
Rudy Can’t Fail.
Modeling Russell Brand’s “Soul” collection.
And it only gets uh… better?
Wow. Thought it was a picture of Rosie O’Donnel.
heinous footwear.
i didn’t know joan rivers was so thin…
I recall seeing a chick called BANGhard on here. Do I detect a trend in the making?
No one had the heart to tell him it’s actually a picture of Clay Aiken.
He’s obviously the model for the troll dolls with the crazy-ass neon fuzzy hair.
I dunno…when your face takes up less than 1/2 of your head height, I get a little creeped out.
Are we SURE that this isn’t another Olsen?
Why is Mickey Rourke wearing a dress?