Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
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She gives amazing forhead.
I just have to believe that somehow, Kris Jenner is making money off of this photoshoot
Someone painted that white mic black.
Go ahead and turn around for me. Do you have anything on you should I know about?
Oh dear god.
Seen here attempting to vacuum the food from the hands of the audience.
You fools, keep her face out of direct sunlight, now we have to remold the wax from scratch.
At least he’s doing something active.
She’s pretty. Just call me Capt. Obvious.
That really should be lanced to allow drainage.
Someone needs to lay off the Fritos.
Holy shit. She is only 43. To put that in perspective, Christie Brinkley is 59. Scary.
Are you sure? Ew! She married Rod Stewart and he’s a hundred!
Awkwardfamilyphotos.com?
Nice tuck, but the hint of a five o’clock shadow gives you away, dude.
Maybe mum should teach the kid how to ride a bike
She’s no Coco
She makes Coco look like Grace Kelly.
Are we waiting for the food to go in or out?
when there’s no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth
High foreheads are a sign of intelligence. White bras under black tops? Not so much.
You forgot about Tyra Banks.I guess that’s debunked.
Not pictured on the microphone: Made in China.
Are uneven boobs becoming a trend?
She’s carrying a Birkin ?? Ugh.
I’d bet the farm Nick’s a cowering ombrophobic!
Wait, she’s the one who kept her eyes open during this kiss??
she’s making sure people are watching. He’s pretending she’s someone else…someone with a footlong sub.
I thought the news reports said the asteroid missed? Have they seen her thighs?
Why did I keep clicking next?
Ugh, she was SOpretty !!
http://www.playboyblog.com/2012/08/shauna-sand-playboy-playmate-may-1996/
But I fear she will end up like this, like Cindy Landon who can’t move her face now … watch …
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5eqiE5z-M
She really was amazing. Time can really take its toll, with a bit of assistance from “face and body butchers.”
How sad…she’s only 41 years old.
Good choice in swim trunks…stripes are slimming
In Steve’s case it’s understandable as to why he’s wearing a helmet cuz he’s ancient but anybody that’s over 6 that wears a bike helmet just makes me mad.
Really? How’s the head trauma coming?
Stupid people like you just kill me.
The word that immediately jumps to mind is bulbous.
And MOO.
Someone needs to tell Louis that the sun is free.
Until Obama taxes it.
The new catch phrase sweeping the nation: OBAMA’S FAULT. My girlfriend left me. OBAMA’S FAULT. I got bad breath. OBAMA’S FAULT. Ted Nugent molested my underage daughter, fucked my dog, then shot it. OBAMA’S FAULT.
It would be funny if this actually made sense. Did you know that taxes are their lowest since the 50s? Of course you didn’t. If taxes were higher, then your joke would at least have the potential to be funny. But you even missed the “potential” mark.
How long with this geriatric hag continue her Barbie doll fashion farce?
You gotta give the man credit if he can convince George Lucas to lend him his waddle.
Surprizingly her husband’s the grossest thing about her. He’s the same exact cocksucker in real life that he was in The Green Mile. Is a minute amount of fame worth mating with that creaton?
Having worked in mental health for some years, I can tell by the body language that they don’t fuck, and aren’t in love. I’d bet money on it. It’s all a retarded publicity stunt. So blatantly obvious it’s pathetic.
And by the way, the word you want is spelled “cretin,” Cretin.
Burn it with fire
Now whenever the guy he’s staring at hears a clapping sound, he clucks like a chickken.
“To motorboat, or not to motorboat, that is the question” – Shakespeare
Now that she’s white she can swim.
He was in “Old School”, i knew i saw this fucker before, he was in a commercial with Vince Vaughn character..
Feel the burn.
Peddle bike, inflates penis. Kinetic energy. Genius.
I don’t know if he’ll sink like a rock or float like a ice chest?
Shame. Get some.
WTF IS THIS, NO!, YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY NOPES
I hate Maria.
I wish she’d quit wearing those oversized scoop+pushup bras and show her tight boobies and body as she is naturally young and beautiful.
Is that you, Randal?
Even he thinks it’s hilarious that they actually gave him a star.
Hot in sort of a Stepford She-Hulk kind of way.
Relax angry nerds, he’s an actor that’s been playing geek roles for years.
Ahnolds cryptkeeper?