The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    She gives amazing forhead.

  2. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    DeucePickle
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    I just have to believe that somehow, Kris Jenner is making money off of this photoshoot

  3. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Someone painted that white mic black.

  4. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Go ahead and turn around for me. Do you have anything on you should I know about?

  5. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Caroline
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    Oh dear god.

  6. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    stucco
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    Seen here attempting to vacuum the food from the hands of the audience.

  7. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    stucco
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    You fools, keep her face out of direct sunlight, now we have to remold the wax from scratch.

  8. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    At least he’s doing something active.

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
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    She’s pretty. Just call me Capt. Obvious.

  10. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    stucco
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    That really should be lanced to allow drainage.

  11. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Someone needs to lay off the Fritos.

  12. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    Holy shit. She is only 43. To put that in perspective, Christie Brinkley is 59. Scary.

  13. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Awkwardfamilyphotos.com?

  14. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    Nice tuck, but the hint of a five o’clock shadow gives you away, dude.

  15. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    Maybe mum should teach the kid how to ride a bike

  16. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    She’s no Coco

  17. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Are we waiting for the food to go in or out?

  18. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    stevebrt
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    when there’s no more room in hell the dead will walk the earth

  19. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    High foreheads are a sign of intelligence. White bras under black tops? Not so much.

  20. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Not pictured on the microphone: Made in China.

  21. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Are uneven boobs becoming a trend?

  22. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    She’s carrying a Birkin ?? Ugh.

  23. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    corkyst.clair
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    I’d bet the farm Nick’s a cowering ombrophobic!

  24. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    Wait, she’s the one who kept her eyes open during this kiss??

  25. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    I thought the news reports said the asteroid missed? Have they seen her thighs?

  26. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    Why did I keep clicking next?

  27. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
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    Ugh, she was SOpretty !!

    http://www.playboyblog.com/2012/08/shauna-sand-playboy-playmate-may-1996/

    But I fear she will end up like this, like Cindy Landon who can’t move her face now … watch …

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk5eqiE5z-M

  28. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    SenorGreenie
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    Good choice in swim trunks…stripes are slimming

  29. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    corkyst.clair
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    In Steve’s case it’s understandable as to why he’s wearing a helmet cuz he’s ancient but anybody that’s over 6 that wears a bike helmet just makes me mad.

  30. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    The word that immediately jumps to mind is bulbous.
    And MOO.

  31. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Alex
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    Someone needs to tell Louis that the sun is free.

    • Until Obama taxes it.

      • The Rain in Spain

        The new catch phrase sweeping the nation: OBAMA’S FAULT. My girlfriend left me. OBAMA’S FAULT. I got bad breath. OBAMA’S FAULT. Ted Nugent molested my underage daughter, fucked my dog, then shot it. OBAMA’S FAULT.

      • Ugh

        It would be funny if this actually made sense. Did you know that taxes are their lowest since the 50s? Of course you didn’t. If taxes were higher, then your joke would at least have the potential to be funny. But you even missed the “potential” mark.

  32. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    How long with this geriatric hag continue her Barbie doll fashion farce?

  33. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    Jerkface
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    You gotta give the man credit if he can convince George Lucas to lend him his waddle.

  34. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    corkyst.clair
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    Surprizingly her husband’s the grossest thing about her. He’s the same exact cocksucker in real life that he was in The Green Mile. Is a minute amount of fame worth mating with that creaton?

  35. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    Sunnyd2035
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    Burn it with fire

  36. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    corkyst.clair
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    Now whenever the guy he’s staring at hears a clapping sound, he clucks like a chickken.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    Toe Jam
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    “To motorboat, or not to motorboat, that is the question” – Shakespeare

  38. Keshia Knight Pulliam Swimsuit Backdive Splash Training
    corkyst.clair
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    Now that she’s white she can swim.

  39. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
    Later
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    He was in “Old School”, i knew i saw this fucker before, he was in a commercial with Vince Vaughn character..

  40. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    Dick Hell
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    Feel the burn.

  41. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    Toe Jam
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    Peddle bike, inflates penis. Kinetic energy. Genius.

  42. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    corkyst.clair
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    I don’t know if he’ll sink like a rock or float like a ice chest?

  43. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Dick Hell
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    Shame. Get some.

  44. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Later
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    WTF IS THIS, NO!, YOU CAN HAVE ALL MY NOPES

  45. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
    Kermit the Frog
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    I hate Maria.

  46. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    I wish she’d quit wearing those oversized scoop+pushup bras and show her tight boobies and body as she is naturally young and beautiful.

  47. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    corkyst.clair
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    Even he thinks it’s hilarious that they actually gave him a star.

  48. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Dick Hell
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    Hot in sort of a Stepford She-Hulk kind of way.

  49. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    Relax angry nerds, he’s an actor that’s been playing geek roles for years.

  50. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Ahnolds cryptkeeper?

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