Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
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She looks natural. Props.
Hooking up with Brigitte Nelson in the park a bit later . . .
Sorry Nic Cage, she’s not Lohan. This one only puts out for British dudes in tights.
this chick is smoking….look at other photos
blah blah blah Black Microphone blah blah blah Adam Sandler
I see her latest ‘fashion’ is the old sweatshirt tied around the waist. NOT WORKING! Mooooooooooo!
He really shouln’t be wearing that.
She wasn’t smiling a minute later when he asked if the was a Valentine’s Day discount.
“We heard you were screen testing Lohan for a role in your movie, how did that go Chris?”
Between the manface and boob stretch marks, this is a chick best seen through photoshop, or in a very dark room.
Thank you! I thought I was the only one with functional eyeballs.
I’m not even going to get into whatever that mess is between her eyebrows.
Tara Reid out on a date with Don Johnson…no, wait…Nicholas Cage…wait, who the fuck is that?
Adam Arkin.
“Alright. Hands in your pocket. And if I feel a bulge down there, I’m going to knee you in the balls.”
Mwah!
“Did you get it? Is it over? Get the fuck away from me. Where’s the mouthwash?”
She’s got a face that could stop my penis.
That’s what doggie style is for.
She’s beautiful.
Seconded!
King of the hobo matrix.
Least convincing drag EVER
NO!!! BAD Photo Boy! BAD BAD!!!
don’t make me get my rolled up newspaper.
She’s hot. Welcome to my spank bank.
that is performing all right
looks like she too is auditioning for splash
First Bar and now her? Lucky. Little. Fucker.
Those leopard shoes need to be behind her ears.
“They still think we’re the Jolie-Pitts, KEEP SMILING!!!”
Just wait til he has to run alongside the bike to teach the kid to ride it himself
This is exactly how I expected him to look at this stage of his ‘career.’
Of course her phone is a BLACKberry.
Yeah I’d hit her barn hard myself
Obviously the black sheep of the family. Or possibly adopted
Sarsgaard. Not Skarsgård. No relation to Alexander.
Doh! Guess I read the name too quickly. My bad
“I’ll suck your dick for a cheeseburger!”
Hilarious!
I swear I saw this in a cartoon once
Also don’t we have the makings of a whole porn series here people? Live Free or Barnhard? A Good Day To Barnhard? Barnhard With A Vengeance? And who can forget that inimitable classic Barnhard 2: Barnharder?
I feel so sorry for the lining in those swimming trunks
look kids, he’s wearing Travolta’s hair on his chin!
I would totally ruin that
Good to see he cleaned his place up for the photoshoot.
Yeah, fixed up the crackhouse a bit.
I can see Rihanna is continuing to bleach her skin. Sad.
Madame Tussaud’s won’t be happy she gave their statue herpes
Are you sure you don’t mean “Ricky Gervais”?
Arnold Schwarzenegger is on Instagram now too?
They’re doing a movie about the merging of the Crypts and Bloods gangs? And Nicolas Cage is in it!!! (high-pitched squeal) “Awesome!”
“Crypts”?
She’s one of the most attractive carp I’ve ever seen
I can’t properly express my regret for not being able to un-see this.
she works as an attendant now? Yeesh, Hollywood is ROUGH!
“Performing” what? Felatio?
Ba-dum-BUM!
Stranger danger!!!!
I’m getting a Rasputin or a Nikola Tesla vibe. Totally setting off my Russion weirdo radar. I have that.
It’s amazing to me that someone paid her to dress like this and then photographed her.
I would carry guns and machetes in my folds all the time. Just in case.
“Do you know someone named T-bird? He had a friend who shouldn’t have played with knives. Like the coat?”
Sure did beat that eating disorder.