The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    She looks natural. Props.

  2. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Hooking up with Brigitte Nelson in the park a bit later . . .

  3. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Sorry Nic Cage, she’s not Lohan. This one only puts out for British dudes in tights.

  4. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    IAMADOCTOR
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    this chick is smoking….look at other photos

  5. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    blah blah blah Black Microphone blah blah blah Adam Sandler

  6. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    I see her latest ‘fashion’ is the old sweatshirt tied around the waist. NOT WORKING! Mooooooooooo!

  7. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    He really shouln’t be wearing that.

  8. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    She wasn’t smiling a minute later when he asked if the was a Valentine’s Day discount.

  9. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    “We heard you were screen testing Lohan for a role in your movie, how did that go Chris?”

  10. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Between the manface and boob stretch marks, this is a chick best seen through photoshop, or in a very dark room.

  11. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    Tara Reid out on a date with Don Johnson…no, wait…Nicholas Cage…wait, who the fuck is that?

  12. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    “Alright. Hands in your pocket. And if I feel a bulge down there, I’m going to knee you in the balls.”
    Mwah!
    “Did you get it? Is it over? Get the fuck away from me. Where’s the mouthwash?”

  13. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
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    She’s got a face that could stop my penis.

  14. Chrissy Teigen Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    She’s beautiful.

  15. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    King of the hobo matrix.

  16. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    Least convincing drag EVER

  17. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    NO!!! BAD Photo Boy! BAD BAD!!!
    don’t make me get my rolled up newspaper.

  18. Ariel Meredith Cleavage Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    She’s hot. Welcome to my spank bank.

  19. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    that is performing all right

  20. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    broduh jenner
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    looks like she too is auditioning for splash

  21. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    First Bar and now her? Lucky. Little. Fucker.

  22. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    Those leopard shoes need to be behind her ears.

  23. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “They still think we’re the Jolie-Pitts, KEEP SMILING!!!”

  24. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    Just wait til he has to run alongside the bike to teach the kid to ride it himself

  25. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    This is exactly how I expected him to look at this stage of his ‘career.’

  26. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    The Pope
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    Of course her phone is a BLACKberry.

  27. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Yeah I’d hit her barn hard myself

  28. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Obviously the black sheep of the family. Or possibly adopted

  29. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    VisitorQ
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    “I’ll suck your dick for a cheeseburger!”

  30. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    I swear I saw this in a cartoon once

  31. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Also don’t we have the makings of a whole porn series here people? Live Free or Barnhard? A Good Day To Barnhard? Barnhard With A Vengeance? And who can forget that inimitable classic Barnhard 2: Barnharder?

  32. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    FUCKBEAST
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    I feel so sorry for the lining in those swimming trunks

  33. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    chicka
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    look kids, he’s wearing Travolta’s hair on his chin!

  34. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    I would totally ruin that

  35. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    tlmck
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    Good to see he cleaned his place up for the photoshoot.

  36. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
    FUCKBEAST
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    I can see Rihanna is continuing to bleach her skin. Sad.

  37. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    Madame Tussaud’s won’t be happy she gave their statue herpes

  38. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Phanatic
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    Are you sure you don’t mean “Ricky Gervais”?

  39. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    The Pope
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger is on Instagram now too?

  40. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    CK
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    They’re doing a movie about the merging of the Crypts and Bloods gangs? And Nicolas Cage is in it!!! (high-pitched squeal) “Awesome!”

  41. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    DeucePickle
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    She’s one of the most attractive carp I’ve ever seen

  42. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Jade
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    I can’t properly express my regret for not being able to un-see this.

  43. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
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    she works as an attendant now? Yeesh, Hollywood is ROUGH!

  44. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    CK
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    “Performing” what? Felatio?
    Ba-dum-BUM!

  45. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Stranger danger!!!!

  46. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    I’m getting a Rasputin or a Nikola Tesla vibe. Totally setting off my Russion weirdo radar. I have that.

  47. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    DeucePickle
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    It’s amazing to me that someone paid her to dress like this and then photographed her.

  48. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    I would carry guns and machetes in my folds all the time. Just in case.

  49. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    CrashHell
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    “Do you know someone named T-bird? He had a friend who shouldn’t have played with knives. Like the coat?”

  50. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Sure did beat that eating disorder.

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