The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    Cock Dr
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    Thunderous thighs need a lot of nutrients to maintain them.

  2. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Fucking Maggie Gyllenhaal? I’d be smiling too.

  3. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    I’m predicting an Abreva shortage in the next couple weeks.

  4. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    meeps!
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    The new sad duck meme has arrived…

  5. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    elephantman
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    I seen the movie, she does give a good BJ!

  6. Ariel Meredith Cleavage Legs Minidress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No comments yet for this one?
    I’ll throw you a bone Ariel.
    See what I did there?

  7. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Brit
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    It finally had to happen…he ran out of time

  8. Patti Stanger NASDAQ Closing Bell
    meeps!
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    What the hell is she ringing it with…?

  9. Tara Reid With Older Man
    Brit
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    Of the two, I would have to say that the picture has the more realistic cheek implants and hairline.

  10. Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I got a bone to pick with you Hilary

  11. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    SIN
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    Hey Demi…Show us your Kim Kartrashian pose.

  12. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    Brit
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    Of the two, I would have to say that the picture has the more realistic cheek implants and hairline.

  13. Keshia Knight Pulliam Swimsuit Backdive Splash Training
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    Rudy!

  14. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Deacon Jones
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    I’d definitely….BARNHARD her….nyuk nyuk nyuk

    (slides gun into mouth)

  15. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    I’M BLIND!!!

  16. Genevieve Morton Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
    Deacon Jones
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    Only a guy that’s about to get laid could love a face like that.

  17. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Too easy.

  18. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spandex Dress SI Swimsuit Issue
    Deacon Jones
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    I’m telling you, she’s dumping that fucking quarterback by the Spring..

  19. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    mmmHmm

  20. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    The glare coming off of his back downed 3 commercial airliners.

  21. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    Lizardface
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    He’s going to have to keep that heart rate up if he wants to see his kid turn 14.

  22. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spandex Dress SI Swimsuit Issue
    Mohawk Disco
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    In the case of Fat Women v. Delusion, I give you Exhibit A: What a beautiful woman looks like.

  23. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    Jentilly
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    Why couldn’t the asteroid have hit her??

  24. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    so does he bleach his hair because it makes him look hotter?

  25. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    Deacon Jones
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    I’ll take two

  26. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spandex Dress SI Swimsuit Issue
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    Billionaires must be throwing mansions and 7 figure anything at her. If she stays with Captain Douche it will be a miracle.

  27. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Deacon Jones
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    there are some good purple bodysuit shots of her on the web

  28. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Jentilly
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    Who is she and why would someone want to photograph her?

  29. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Deacon Jones
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    You just gave 50 some black guys a heart attack.

  30. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Sure that is Flava Flavor just any random homeless black man?

  31. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    It takes a certain skill to rise to the top at Disney and it’s not singing.

  32. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Bob
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    My money’s on Louie winning the competition. Seriously, who’s gonna make a bigger splash than this guy when he cannonballs?

    What do you mean that’s not the point of the show?

  33. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    Why the fuck would she touch him, he does not even deserve to be within 100 yards of her.

  34. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    What the fuck has he done o deserve a star on the Walk of Fame? I only know him from “The Mentalist”

  35. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    That ass just keeps expanding more and more everyday.

  36. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
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    $100? Cool, let’s go.

  37. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    That kid in the front is the future most interesting man in the world.

  38. Keshia Knight Pulliam Swimsuit Backdive Splash Training
    Hurl
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    You could take a swim in that belly button.

  39. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    Chaz’s transformation is finally complete.

  40. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    he should use a little lip color for balance and to keep his eye liner from overwhelming his face.

  41. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
    Mohawk Disco
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    Why do this to him? It will be a rude awakening when he realizes they were just using him for popularity and in reality no woman would go near him.

    • If he owns a mirror and any kind of objectivity, he knows that already.

    • Yeah, the poor bastard. when this is all over, all he’ll have left is piles of money and the knowledge of having made out with a chick way out of his league. They’re truly monsters.

      • Inner Retard

        McFeely, I don’t know where people get the idea that anyone involved in the media makes piles of money. It’s only the top 0.1% who make the millions. The rest make very little. That is not to say if he lands a successful series he can’t make big money.

      • So he first gets a nice smooch from Bar Refaeli in that ridiculous commercial. Now it’s Maria Menounos. Next thing you know they’re gonna make Baby Huey here bang Elisha Cuthbert. Then they pay the bastard. Good work if you can get it.

  42. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    On a sad note, the movie had already been pulled from all theaters by the end of the premiere.

  43. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    She is so fucking sexy. I’ve been crushing on this chick since “Addams Family”. I’m 4 years younger than her, so don’t call Chris Hansen yet.

  44. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    How she got ahead in Hollywood because the bitch has no talent.

  45. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Bad ass, but yet so fruity.

  46. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    The George Burns caricature looks more like him than his does!

  47. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Mohawk Disco
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    Those handbags will only get bigger as her pregnancy progresses.

  48. Natasha Barnhard Cleavage Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    Nice tit freckles.

  49. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    She actually needs reinforced shoes to support all of that!

  50. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    Why do I seriously doubt he’s going to perform any maneuver that could remotely be called “diving”

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