Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
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Thunderous thighs need a lot of nutrients to maintain them.
Fucking Maggie Gyllenhaal? I’d be smiling too.
I’m predicting an Abreva shortage in the next couple weeks.
The new sad duck meme has arrived…
I seen the movie, she does give a good BJ!
No comments yet for this one?
I’ll throw you a bone Ariel.
See what I did there?
It finally had to happen…he ran out of time
What the hell is she ringing it with…?
Of the two, I would have to say that the picture has the more realistic cheek implants and hairline.
I got a bone to pick with you Hilary
You’d probably lose a finger fighting over a bone with her
Hey Demi…Show us your Kim Kartrashian pose.
Of the two, I would have to say that the picture has the more realistic cheek implants and hairline.
Rudy!
I’d definitely….BARNHARD her….nyuk nyuk nyuk
(slides gun into mouth)
I’M BLIND!!!
Only a guy that’s about to get laid could love a face like that.
Too easy.
I’m telling you, she’s dumping that fucking quarterback by the Spring..
Nah, cougars like to hold on to their boy toys. Something about holding on to their youth.
You’re not going to believe this, but she is actually 23 years old. At least thats what her wikipedia page says.
mmmHmm
The glare coming off of his back downed 3 commercial airliners.
He’s going to have to keep that heart rate up if he wants to see his kid turn 14.
In the case of Fat Women v. Delusion, I give you Exhibit A: What a beautiful woman looks like.
With cankles, a lantern jaw bone and fake tits ? :(
Like you wouldn’t bang her like a drum if you had the chance.
What cankles are you talking about? Her legs are beautiful. And she doesn’t have a lantern jaw, either. Her tits? I have no idea, but Jack, dude, you need to stop drinking that bargain-basket booze. It’s messing with your peepers.
Why couldn’t the asteroid have hit her??
so does he bleach his hair because it makes him look hotter?
I’ll take two
Billionaires must be throwing mansions and 7 figure anything at her. If she stays with Captain Douche it will be a miracle.
there are some good purple bodysuit shots of her on the web
You’re thinking of either Grimace or Barney
Who is she and why would someone want to photograph her?
You just gave 50 some black guys a heart attack.
Sure that is Flava Flavor just any random homeless black man?
What’s the difference?
It takes a certain skill to rise to the top at Disney and it’s not singing.
My money’s on Louie winning the competition. Seriously, who’s gonna make a bigger splash than this guy when he cannonballs?
What do you mean that’s not the point of the show?
Why the fuck would she touch him, he does not even deserve to be within 100 yards of her.
because she’s paid to
What the fuck has he done o deserve a star on the Walk of Fame? I only know him from “The Mentalist”
Actors generally lobby for this because they want it. Most actors who have really made it don’t give a shit and if they are “honored” with it, they get all hammered and have fun at it because… well, who really cares?
Don’t they have to remove someone to add someone these days?
I think the walk is just about reaching the city limits.
That ass just keeps expanding more and more everyday.
$100? Cool, let’s go.
That kid in the front is the future most interesting man in the world.
You could take a swim in that belly button.
Lolz. Classic!
Chaz’s transformation is finally complete.
he should use a little lip color for balance and to keep his eye liner from overwhelming his face.
Why do this to him? It will be a rude awakening when he realizes they were just using him for popularity and in reality no woman would go near him.
If he owns a mirror and any kind of objectivity, he knows that already.
Yeah, the poor bastard. when this is all over, all he’ll have left is piles of money and the knowledge of having made out with a chick way out of his league. They’re truly monsters.
McFeely, I don’t know where people get the idea that anyone involved in the media makes piles of money. It’s only the top 0.1% who make the millions. The rest make very little. That is not to say if he lands a successful series he can’t make big money.
So he first gets a nice smooch from Bar Refaeli in that ridiculous commercial. Now it’s Maria Menounos. Next thing you know they’re gonna make Baby Huey here bang Elisha Cuthbert. Then they pay the bastard. Good work if you can get it.
On a sad note, the movie had already been pulled from all theaters by the end of the premiere.
She is so fucking sexy. I’ve been crushing on this chick since “Addams Family”. I’m 4 years younger than her, so don’t call Chris Hansen yet.
How she got ahead in Hollywood because the bitch has no talent.
Bad ass, but yet so fruity.
Those handbags will only get bigger as her pregnancy progresses.
The George Burns caricature looks more like him than his does!
Nice tit freckles.
It’s taco sauce. :)
She actually needs reinforced shoes to support all of that!
Why do I seriously doubt he’s going to perform any maneuver that could remotely be called “diving”