The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    jowly.

  2. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No!

    • Cock Dr

      Yes…it is a woman. No man has cellulite like that.
      You could use her as a trampoline. Could be fun. Turn down the lights and all will be well….that way she won’t have to look at you either.

  3. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Fuck you, handlebars. I’m Steve Martin.”

  4. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    Was this photo taken at the beginning or end of Steve’s bike ride?

    If at the end, he’ll live to be 80.

    If at the beginning, he won’t live long enough to take the kid to kindergarten.

  5. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    Dinkle
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    The spring line of the Demi Lovato blow up dolls.

  6. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    Thanks for the pic. Now I’ll be hearing “A Fiddler on the Roof” in my head all day.

  7. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
    Little Tongue
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    She had bangs for awhile but now, THE FOREHEAD IS BACK!!!

  8. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    Schmidtler
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    I thought Liberace was dead?

  9. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    I like Louie Anderson a lot, but for the sake of his health, I wish he’d lose a bit of weight.

  10. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    That’s it. I’m going to Photoshop myself into this picture and tell everybody this is my family.

  11. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    Those shoes. Have got. To go.

  12. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    schmidtler
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    Flav wasn’t there for the walk of fame thing, it just happened to be the part of the sidewalk he was sleeping on when they had to wake him up to move.

  13. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    He looks like he’s travelled back through time to warn us of the future apocalypse unleashed by Lindsay Lohan winning $1 billion in the Lotto.

  14. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Miss Ricci has me confused. First she was hot then not. Big boobies, small boobies. I don’t know what to think.

    • Ricci is always hot. She had huge tits, but got them reduced (which should be classified as a crime against humanity btw) because they were causing her back problems.

      Watch her topless scene in “Prozac Nation” to relive her former big tit glory.

  15. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    Little Tongue
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    His portrait didn’t get the same procedures he got. Anachronism?

  16. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    All dressed up for church, I see.

  17. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    He’s kinda splotchy.

  18. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    schmidtler
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    so did they draw the picture to look like him, or did he have plastic surgery to make himself look like the caricature painting?

  19. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    He’s kinda splotchy.

  20. Tara Reid With Older Man
    Little Tongue
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    The douchette found herself a douche. Good for them.

  21. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    Buddy The Elf
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    I thought this was a photo call for “Face Off 2″, and he was modeling Travoltas head.

  22. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
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    I smell gyros.

  23. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    schmidtler
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    Looks like Yenta Herman Munster.

  24. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    dontkillthemessenger
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    So if someone dies while riding a bike, the bike stays upright?

  25. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    bbiowa
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    Is a caricature of a caricature still a caricature?

  26. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    quack.

  27. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    tidbit
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    Hey, Photoboy – What the hell do you have against us readers?

  28. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Cock Dr
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    He’s a comedian so it’s allowed.

  29. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    schmidtler
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    As bad as those shoes and her ass look, you’d think that everything in between would just have to look better in comparison. but no.

  30. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Does Photo Boy sit around looking for the gayest pictures of Jeremy Renner to post?

    Oh, these are the remaining ones after the really gay one have been taken out.

  31. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
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    I had to stare at this pic for a few minutes and train my eyes NOT to see a dreadlock beard.

  32. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
    elephantman
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    Bobble head

  33. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
    bbiowa
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    So does the crucifix mean that Christian tricks get a discount?

  34. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Emma Stone makes me happy and sad at the same time. She has replaced two actresses I liked and hoped would become more popular. She got the lead in “Easy A” which imo should’ve been Amanda Bynes, Amanda stole the show as the antagonist though.

    She also took Lindsay Lohan’s place as Hollywood’s favourite sometimes redhead. I’m glad for that because Lindsay’s a fuck up. She’s had enough chances.

    • Not to mention she’s nowhere near as hot as those hags used to be

    • Mike

      That’s heartbreaking, because Amanda Bynes was so fucking talented. And I had a crush on her since I was a kid. Fuck is going on? If Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone gets a drug addiction, then I’m gonna watch a marathon of “Hannah Montana” to fuel my hate for myself. LOL!

  35. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    Sweet – a new Jonah Hill flick ?

  36. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    tidbit
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    I’m just going to recycle all my Justin Beiber/Usher jokes here.

  37. Simon Baker Laughing With Wife And Kids Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Jesus – are they desperate to fill the sidewalks in LA or what? Giving these damn things away nowadays.

  38. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    bbiowa
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    What Kim Kardashian would be without Kris Jenner. Happier, probably, but oh my God.

  39. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
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    Her face could be a bright shining vortex, through which all the answers to the mysteries of the universe lie, and all anyone would focus on is tits.

  40. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Is he trying to blend into the landscape?

  41. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    Respect Barry.
    Totally cool of him to get his face done to look like his portrait.

  42. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    I can imagine she just gets trashed every night and stumbles into random bars and restaurants hoping some grey-bushed rich fucker will pay her tab and sponsor her for the night.

  43. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    meeps!
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    And THAT is how one fellates Chris Brown…

  44. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    OK enough already.
    Fatty should have to pay his dues and spend a night on the casting couch with Lohan before any more of this outrage continues.

  45. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
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    Just become a pornstar already. It’s where all of this is going anyway.

  46. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    MoooooOooooo.

  47. Nina Agdal Celavage SI Swimsuit Issue
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    YES.

    One of the hot new nominees for the spank bank.

  48. Tara Reid With Older Man
    meeps!
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    Anthony Bourdain you need SOME reservations…

  49. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
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    Thanks for ruining the previous Pic for me Fish.
    Fucker.

  50. Shauna Sand Nipples See Through Minidress
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    Not Pictured:
    Clear 8″ hooker heels and 14 yr old metrosexual jean model.

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