Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
- Photo Boy
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jowly.
No!
Yes…it is a woman. No man has cellulite like that.
You could use her as a trampoline. Could be fun. Turn down the lights and all will be well….that way she won’t have to look at you either.
It’s like a portable waterbed, all you’d need is one little push to set it in motion.
“Fuck you, handlebars. I’m Steve Martin.”
Was this photo taken at the beginning or end of Steve’s bike ride?
If at the end, he’ll live to be 80.
If at the beginning, he won’t live long enough to take the kid to kindergarten.
The spring line of the Demi Lovato blow up dolls.
Thanks for the pic. Now I’ll be hearing “A Fiddler on the Roof” in my head all day.
She had bangs for awhile but now, THE FOREHEAD IS BACK!!!
I thought Liberace was dead?
I like Louie Anderson a lot, but for the sake of his health, I wish he’d lose a bit of weight.
A bit? If you really liked him, you’d wish he would drop a ton of weight.
That’s it. I’m going to Photoshop myself into this picture and tell everybody this is my family.
Those shoes. Have got. To go.
As a matter of fact she should take it all off.
Flav wasn’t there for the walk of fame thing, it just happened to be the part of the sidewalk he was sleeping on when they had to wake him up to move.
He looks like he’s travelled back through time to warn us of the future apocalypse unleashed by Lindsay Lohan winning $1 billion in the Lotto.
Miss Ricci has me confused. First she was hot then not. Big boobies, small boobies. I don’t know what to think.
Ricci is always hot. She had huge tits, but got them reduced (which should be classified as a crime against humanity btw) because they were causing her back problems.
Watch her topless scene in “Prozac Nation” to relive her former big tit glory.
His portrait didn’t get the same procedures he got. Anachronism?
All dressed up for church, I see.
He’s kinda splotchy.
oops (see next pic)
so did they draw the picture to look like him, or did he have plastic surgery to make himself look like the caricature painting?
He’s kinda splotchy.
The douchette found herself a douche. Good for them.
I thought this was a photo call for “Face Off 2″, and he was modeling Travoltas head.
I smell gyros.
Looks like Yenta Herman Munster.
So if someone dies while riding a bike, the bike stays upright?
Is a caricature of a caricature still a caricature?
quack.
Hey, Photoboy – What the hell do you have against us readers?
He’s a comedian so it’s allowed.
As bad as those shoes and her ass look, you’d think that everything in between would just have to look better in comparison. but no.
Does Photo Boy sit around looking for the gayest pictures of Jeremy Renner to post?
Oh, these are the remaining ones after the really gay one have been taken out.
I had to stare at this pic for a few minutes and train my eyes NOT to see a dreadlock beard.
Bobble head
So does the crucifix mean that Christian tricks get a discount?
Emma Stone makes me happy and sad at the same time. She has replaced two actresses I liked and hoped would become more popular. She got the lead in “Easy A” which imo should’ve been Amanda Bynes, Amanda stole the show as the antagonist though.
She also took Lindsay Lohan’s place as Hollywood’s favourite sometimes redhead. I’m glad for that because Lindsay’s a fuck up. She’s had enough chances.
Not to mention she’s nowhere near as hot as those hags used to be
That’s heartbreaking, because Amanda Bynes was so fucking talented. And I had a crush on her since I was a kid. Fuck is going on? If Jennifer Lawrence or Emma Stone gets a drug addiction, then I’m gonna watch a marathon of “Hannah Montana” to fuel my hate for myself. LOL!
Sweet – a new Jonah Hill flick ?
I’m just going to recycle all my Justin Beiber/Usher jokes here.
Jesus – are they desperate to fill the sidewalks in LA or what? Giving these damn things away nowadays.
What Kim Kardashian would be without Kris Jenner. Happier, probably, but oh my God.
Her face could be a bright shining vortex, through which all the answers to the mysteries of the universe lie, and all anyone would focus on is tits.
Is he trying to blend into the landscape?
Respect Barry.
Totally cool of him to get his face done to look like his portrait.
I can imagine she just gets trashed every night and stumbles into random bars and restaurants hoping some grey-bushed rich fucker will pay her tab and sponsor her for the night.
“come on toots, I already paid your bill…”
And THAT is how one fellates Chris Brown…
OK enough already.
Fatty should have to pay his dues and spend a night on the casting couch with Lohan before any more of this outrage continues.
well he’s had to kiss Jay Leno already…
Just become a pornstar already. It’s where all of this is going anyway.
The commencement of a classless cunt’s cock-sucking career
MoooooOooooo.
YES.
One of the hot new nominees for the spank bank.
Got that right
Anthony Bourdain you need SOME reservations…
Thanks for ruining the previous Pic for me Fish.
Fucker.
Not Pictured:
Clear 8″ hooker heels and 14 yr old metrosexual jean model.