The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.15.13

February 15th, 2013 // 481 Comments

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.

The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    catapostrophe
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    J.Lo’s older brother.

  2. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
    quix
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    It was going so well until I got to her old lady feet and ugly ass shoes.

  3. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
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    She could wear a chamber pot on her head and still be completely bangable.

  4. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
    Cock Dr
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    Beauty & the beast.

  5. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    He’s riding that bike like a jerk.

  6. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    meeps!
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    Who thought it was a good idea to teach Gollum to ride a bike!?!

  7. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    CT
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    2900 black men just passed out.

  8. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice try, hat, but I still see cleavage.

  9. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Correction: Seen here demonstrating how to get a job at Disney as a child.

  10. Jeremy Renner Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    Quasi
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    He reminds me of the old school Broadway divas that call themselves “Thesbians” on purpose…

  11. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    “Hey buddy … buddy! Do you know what time it is? I lost my … uh … clock.”

  12. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    meeps!
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    1986 Playduck Magazine centerfold…

  13. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    Too much bra…

  14. Flava Flav Dirty Clothes Simon Baker Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    ThisWillHurt
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    I think Jack Harkness has spent too much time near the rift.

  15. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    Quasi
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    “That’s a MAN baby!!” ~ Austin Powers…

  16. Rachel Hunter Cleavage No Make Up Double Chin
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    Staci’s Mom has still got it going on.

  17. Nicolas Cage Emma Stone The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Great hair color Nic, totally natural.

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    Nice try, giant tits, but I still see a spoiled fame-whore of a cow.

  19. Jesse Heiman Go Daddy Geek Kissing Maria Menounos Extra
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    That kid is going to be reliving this moment for years. In fact his left hand suggests he’s starting to relive it already.

    • Dick Hell

      Seriously, he’s never going to have another moment like this, grab a boob or something …no, not your own!

  20. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
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    Tattoo artists’ wet dream.

  21. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Insert food here.

  22. Tara Reid With Older Man
    Emma Watson's Vagina
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    flap flap flap

  23. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    ThisWillHurt
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    “That’s nice, baby. Now turn around and let me see that a-OOOOOOH! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!”

  24. Christina Ricci Bra See Through Shirt Marc Jacobs Fall Collection Show Fashion Week
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    Hypno-boobs.

  25. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    Just like his current “face” it looks like nothing like the original.

  26. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    DeucePickle
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    Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical yuppie bastard.
    DIE, GAS PUMPER !

  27. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    “Seriously… $200 then?”

  28. Tara Reid With Older Man
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    Somebody’s gonna get to feel around that squishy belly trying to find her swamphole.

  29. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    Everything in this picture is a lie.

  30. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
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    Dorian Gray in reverse?

  31. Chris Sanders The Croods Photocall Berlin International Film Festival
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    Insert tiny object here. Seen in background…Marlon Brando feeling jealous.

  32. Courtney Stodden Cleavage Twitter
    alex
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    LOL more of the same….Here’s someone at an event…here’s someone at a different event….here’s some softcore porn that this person posted of herself.

    If we ignore it, it might go away.

  33. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Who ordered the Beluga?

  34. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
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    Ok, you’re right, it will fit. Watch the teeth though.

  35. Hanna Davis Sheer Dress Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
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    She has quickly supplanted the rest as my new obsession. Here I come restraining order!

  36. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    ThisWillHurt
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    For Louis Anderson’s sake, the producers of “Splash” made certain that no Japanese fisherman were aware of his presence.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Casablanca Presentation
    Cock Dr
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    Bikinis R better.

  38. Katherine Webb Cleavage Spandex Dress SI Swimsuit Issue
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Her last name should be Elway.

  39. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
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    He’s totally gonna be an awesome grandpa…

  40. Peter Sarsgaard Bushy Beard Lovelace Premiere Berlin International Film Festival
    DeucePickle
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    Excuse me Mr. Sarsgaard, could you draw a blue vagina by Jeremy Renner’s mouth here so that he seems less douchy and I don’t feel so ashamed about being a fan of his?

  41. Demi Lovato O Face Topshop Opening
    ThisWillHurt
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    In her first attempt at stand-up comedy, Demi Lovato introduced her routine about Lindsay Lohan’s new job.

  42. Louis Anderson Fat Shirtless Splash Training
    Heeziefosheezie
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    Call me Ishmael.

  43. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    We’re gonna need a bigger pair of Moosley Tribes to hide that fat ass.

  44. Barry Manilow Caricature Sardis
    FattyFatty2X4
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    Oh Barry,
    You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away.
    Oh Barry

  45. Patti Stanger NASDAQ Closing Bell
    FattyFatty2X4
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    I think Hitler had this one in mind with his devious plans.

  46. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No!

  47. Steve Martin Riding Bicycle
    Cock Dr
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    It doesn’t take long for the ungodly smell and noise of babies to drive a man right out of his house.

  48. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No!

  49. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No!

  50. Nikki Giavasis Huge Butt Thong
    FattyFatty2X4
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    No!

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