Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed which asks the important question, does it still count as kegels if you’re using your butthole? Anyway, since yesterday was the holiday of love, it was easy to find pics like this one of Tara Reid out on a date with exactly the kind of herpesy guy you’d expect, as well as the spry young lover and expectant father, Steve Martin and finally, Demi Lovato performing, which is her life’s passion, so that counts. I’m kidding, there was totally an ice cream truck across the street.
The answer for up there is no. Technically it’s called ‘gluntching’ and it rejuvinates your anus in a way that heterosexual women go nuts over,
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J.Lo’s older brother.
How do I thumb this up 15 times?
It was going so well until I got to her old lady feet and ugly ass shoes.
That’s a footwear crime right there.
give mommy back her shoes!
That’s it, that’s every pair in the store… unless you’d like to try… the CRUEL shoes.
She could wear a chamber pot on her head and still be completely bangable.
Beauty & the beast.
How dare you call Emma Stone a “beast.”
He’s riding that bike like a jerk.
“You don’t like my technique, ShitNickel? Well … EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE (pause) MEEEEEE!”
I gotta watch that again… ;)
is that a woody woodpecker paddleball in his cardigan pocket?
That’s all he needs. That and that magazine and the chair and the paddle ball game.
and this remote control unit…and that’s all
Who thought it was a good idea to teach Gollum to ride a bike!?!
2900 black men just passed out.
Then I woke back up and confirmed this.
Nice try, hat, but I still see cleavage.
Correction: Seen here demonstrating how to get a job at Disney as a child.
He reminds me of the old school Broadway divas that call themselves “Thesbians” on purpose…
“Hey buddy … buddy! Do you know what time it is? I lost my … uh … clock.”
1986 Playduck Magazine centerfold…
Too much bra…
I think Jack Harkness has spent too much time near the rift.
“That’s a MAN baby!!” ~ Austin Powers…
Staci’s Mom has still got it going on.
Great hair color Nic, totally natural.
At least it’s better than John Travolta’s sharpie hair.
Nice try, giant tits, but I still see a spoiled fame-whore of a cow.
Awesome comment
That kid is going to be reliving this moment for years. In fact his left hand suggests he’s starting to relive it already.
Seriously, he’s never going to have another moment like this, grab a boob or something …no, not your own!
Tattoo artists’ wet dream.
Insert food here.
More like insert cock here
flap flap flap
“That’s nice, baby. Now turn around and let me see that a-OOOOOOH! KILL IT! KILL IT NOW!”
Hypno-boobs.
Just like his current “face” it looks like nothing like the original.
Navin R. Johnson….sounds like a typical yuppie bastard.
DIE, GAS PUMPER !
“Seriously… $200 then?”
Somebody’s gonna get to feel around that squishy belly trying to find her swamphole.
Everything in this picture is a lie.
We have a winner. Future most important person on the internet right here.
Who woud give this comment a thumbs-down ?? I think it’s right on.
Dorian Gray in reverse?
Insert tiny object here. Seen in background…Marlon Brando feeling jealous.
LOL more of the same….Here’s someone at an event…here’s someone at a different event….here’s some softcore porn that this person posted of herself.
If we ignore it, it might go away.
Who ordered the Beluga?
Ok, you’re right, it will fit. Watch the teeth though.
She has quickly supplanted the rest as my new obsession. Here I come restraining order!
Couldnt agree more.
I am considering switching TV providers just to get The Jeanie for myself.
At the very least, I don’t hate their commercials as much now. Also, where were you on the Turd Ferguson – it’s a funny name bit for Will Farrel dressed up as Ted Vagina? ;-)
For Louis Anderson’s sake, the producers of “Splash” made certain that no Japanese fisherman were aware of his presence.
Bikinis R better.
Her last name should be Elway.
damn man – BRILLIANT.
I don’t get it
Horse Face
He’s totally gonna be an awesome grandpa…
He just had his first kid this week. He ain’t gonna live to be a grandpa
Excuse me Mr. Sarsgaard, could you draw a blue vagina by Jeremy Renner’s mouth here so that he seems less douchy and I don’t feel so ashamed about being a fan of his?
In her first attempt at stand-up comedy, Demi Lovato introduced her routine about Lindsay Lohan’s new job.
Call me Ishmael.
We’re gonna need a bigger pair of Moosley Tribes to hide that fat ass.
Oh Barry,
You came and you gave without taking, but I sent you away.
Oh Barry
I think Hitler had this one in mind with his devious plans.
No!
It doesn’t take long for the ungodly smell and noise of babies to drive a man right out of his house.
No!
No!
Oh HELL NO!!
No!