The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

February 14th, 2014 // 404 Comments

Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon‘s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about their lives.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

- Photo Boy

P.S. Ladies, if you’re looking for last-minute ideas for your special guy, Ryan Seacrest has you covered.

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  1. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    That dude looks like a lady

  2. Lizzie Cundy Nipple Slip Winters Tale UK Premiere
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    Nice tits.

  3. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    The only thing I don’t like is the hair.

  4. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    Love it.

  5. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    renotastic
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    One chromosome too many.

  6. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    I’ll get up in that ass all day, every day.

    • Dox

      No Don… Just once. And then sadly… you would pass away from silicon poisoning…. or be sucked into the AI that is slowly growing inside her ass cheek…. biding its time, until it can eventually live outside its host body. When that day comes, Don…. Armageddon will have arrived.

  7. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    This was good shoot. Sexy woman.

  8. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    dontkillthemessenger
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    How did Jonah Hill get his hands on a suit made of Leo’s skin?

  9. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
    coljack
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    “I’m on my way to Sochi. I want to be the first person ever to medal in the Men’s Decathlon and the Women’s Biathlon.”

  10. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    I first thought this was Britney with a photoshopped ass.

  11. Benedict Cumberbatch Flight Attendants BAFTA New York Presents In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch
    JungleRed
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    Ironically, it’s also the direction his eyebrows seem to be migrating.

  12. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
    dontkillthemessenger
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    “Chap, did I ever tell ya about the live tiger I sent to William’s mother a week before she died? Well, she wouldn’t accept it so I had to move onto Plan B. Oops, I fear I said too much.”

  13. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    dennis
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    Hidden in the back is Jonah Hill posing the question for debate to that LGBT group, “Is it still considered gay if the cock you are sucking is Leo’s?”

  14. Taylor Swift Cance Rehearsal Clothes
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    Meh. That is all.

  15. Taylor Swift Cance Rehearsal Clothes
    buzz
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    I used to hate her until I read about how much she’s worth. Suddenly my dick is okay with putting up with her shit….for a little while at least.

  16. Kate Mara Cleavage Boob Window House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
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    Awful picture of her.

  17. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    That is a very nice ass. I would enjoy spending time alone with it. Or that Karissa person. I’m sure she’s nice too.

  18. Lizzie Cundy Nipple Slip Winters Tale UK Premiere
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    I had no clue who this “woman” (?) is, Google says she’s a model. Wow. Just wow.

  19. Stedman Graham The Morning Show
    buzz
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    Stedman: “Oprah’s balls are HUGE. Bigger than that guy from Man Men.”

  20. Gerald McRaney House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
    Ken
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    I miss Deadwood

  21. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
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    “You gotta put some sort of color in your hair. If you want to be part of our club, you gotta go bold. Short isn’t good enough, right Cueball?”

  22. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    Mock all you want, that’s the sexiest trachea I’ve ever seen.

  23. Mike

    No shots of Jorgie Porter, but we get Karissa Shannon?

  24. Naked Twerking Girls Buck 22 Achy Breaky 2 Feat Billy Ray Cyrus
    buzz
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    Fergie on the left is wondering if anyone might actually recognize her while Ariana Grande on the right give zero fucks at it.

  25. Joseph Gordon Levitt Eating Burger Next To Guy Shitting Himself Laker Game
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    I would shit myself just to ruin JG Levitt’s meal too. I had to sit through Looper.

  26. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    GrumpyTrans

  27. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    With the amount of obvious photoshopping in that picture, I’m left wondering if they shopped her ass bigger, or smaller?

  28. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
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    “yeah Ryan, that is impressive. Now give me my 3 foot long black dildo back”

  29. Pink Doing Yoga Kate Beckinsale Yoga Fundraiser Benefiting The Margie Petersen Breast Center
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    Pink looks like you took Kate Gosselin’s face and put it on a mans body.

  30. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
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    How did a guy with the physical coordination of Michael J Fox on crack ever get to play spider-man?

    • I feel as though we’ll look back on the Raimi Spider-Man trilogy as many do with ‘American Beauty’ or ‘Crash’. A “Why the fuck did we think this shit was good?” type feeling.

      Except SM3, which everyone understood to be utter garbage straight away.

      • Dox

        What, you didn’t like… Spider Man Meets the Mask, and fights the father of all emo’s, while managing to make romance with a large breasted woman boring.

  31. Kate Mara Cleavage Boob Window House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
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    I know she’s a pretty girl, but that hideous dress is sucking the hotness right out of her. I can barely maintain an erection at this point.

  32. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set
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    “…know when to walk away, know when to beat the hell out of a plane full of Muslim terrorists. You never count your money…”

  33. Lizzie Cundy Nipple Slip Winters Tale UK Premiere
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    I don’t know who she is, but nipple…so bravo.

  34. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
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    “And he was put down for buggering a gay man in Las Vegas, you say? Well that doesn’t seem right at all. We can’t have these vigilante tigers being slaughtered all willy-nilly for doing the Lord’s work. Wouldn’t be proper. Oh dear, I believe I’ve soiled meself again.”

  35. Kate Mara Cleavage Boob Window House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
    newyearszombiebaby
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    Totally holding in a fart.

  36. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    cricket
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    Whoever did the spray tan was lazy. They left big white smile lines under her butt. No one pays attention to the details anymore.

  37. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    Yeah, I usually don’t snark…and I’d bang just about anything…but that just doesn’t do it for me.

  38. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    “Great! Now let’s get one with it in your ass.”

  39. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
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    I’m seeing a Simpsons character…just can’t decide which yet.

  40. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
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    Those poor Willis girls just never had a chance, bless their beady-eyed, big-chinned hearts.

  41. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh
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    Aren’t yoga pants supposed to make the ass look good? I had no idea hers was this bad.

  42. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
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    Well, you do have to give the poor asshole some credit. He could have easily been satisfied with just his black douche-belt.

  43. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    He’s going to be champion of the de-penis-thon pretty soon, if not already.

  44. Mariah Carey Cleavage Empire State Building Appearance
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    The puppeteer in charge of Mariah’s left eye is not pulling his weight.

  45. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Margaret
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    the what of who?

  46. JJ Abrams Derpface Winters Tale UK Premiere
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    SPOILER ALERT!
    Its in his shorts.

  47. Aubrey ODay Naked Playboy Spread Instagram
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    Ahhh, it was a blissful few days of not seeing her…

  48. Joseph Gordon Levitt Eating Burger Next To Guy Shitting Himself Laker Game
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    Monkey see
    Monkey eat
    Monkey poo

  49. Taylor Swift Cance Rehearsal Clothes
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    That is a whole lotta shit wrapped up in pretty little packaging.

  50. Aubrey ODay Naked Playboy Spread Instagram
    oldfool
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    Show me nips or GTFO.

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