The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

February 14th, 2014 // 404 Comments

Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon‘s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about their lives.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

- Photo Boy

P.S. Ladies, if you’re looking for last-minute ideas for your special guy, Ryan Seacrest has you covered.

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  1. Alex Pettyfer Renee Baugh Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    Yeah! She was just showing me how to cup the balls!

  2. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
    Gin&Tonic
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    it’s like he’s not even trying to hide his raging bulimia anymore

  3. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    gimme a break
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    those meetings are supposed to be anonymous people.

  4. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    Gin&Tonic
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    Shit, Bruce and Demi must have pissed the hell off a Gypsy to have kids like these

  5. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    I can’t rag on Bruce. I feel kind of bad for her.

  6. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
    evilstamos
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    Derputy Maguire, reporting for derpty!

  7. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
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    Open container? No, this is an artesian spring water infused with eau du leboeuf.

  8. Pink Doing Yoga Kate Beckinsale Yoga Fundraiser Benefiting The Margie Petersen Breast Center
    Gin&Tonic
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    What’s with these fucking idiots always wearing beanies with shorts sleeves in the freakin’ La sun? Die hipsters die!

  9. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Not pictured: wax Jonah Hill performing oral sex.

  10. Benedict Cumberbatch Flight Attendants BAFTA New York Presents In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch
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    Who’s got two thumbs and bangs any flight attendant he wants?

  11. Mariah Carey Cleavage Empire State Building Appearance
    Gin&Tonic
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    Nope, not dressed like an attention whore at all…

  12. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    I suppose if you’re dumb enough to actually pay to attend a wax museum, this wouldn’t bother you.

  13. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Bottletop Collaboration Launch
    Gin&Tonic
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    Huge butterface and overated model, I’ve seen way hotter chicks everday on the chive’s floozy compilations

  14. Taylor Swift Cance Rehearsal Clothes
    Gin&Tonic
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    -epic yawn-

  15. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
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    Do you know what would help slim her thighs? An enormous boob job.

  16. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    cmonreally
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    Dear God, she is unbecoming. Even blow out hair and a black outfit (those are supposed to be slimming!), I just can’t see any sort of attraction.

  17. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh
    Gin&Tonic
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    totally average face and body except for the huge boobs which really aren’t all that great/unusual anyhow

  18. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    cmonreally
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    God damn, she’s hardly any better from the back (and the only improvement is that I can’t see her mega-chin).

  19. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
    Beer Baron
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    Pretty cool that Manny Ramirez is his instructor.

  20. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
    CK
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    I guess that tiger head doubles as a bottle-opener/wine-decorker?

  21. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    kafak
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    Modern day Manson and family.

  22. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
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    “Hmm, that’d look quite nice in the study next to the Dodo.”

  23. Mark Wahlberg The Gambler Set
    Gin&Tonic
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    Looks like ian somerhalders gay(er) older brother

  24. Naked Twerking Girls Buck 22 Achy Breaky 2 Feat Billy Ray Cyrus
    CK
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    More like “in-front-of”, no?

  25. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    CK
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    the tattoo ruins this one compared to all the others.

  26. Benedict Cumberbatch Flight Attendants BAFTA New York Presents In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch
    Gin&Tonic
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    2nd most overrated male sex symbol after Alexander “Receding Hairline” Skarsgard

  27. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
    kafak
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    And people say he isn’t transitioning? Dude looks like he’s working on his pregnancy tummy.

  28. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Little Tongue
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    Is that herpes on his lip?

  29. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    Fuck yes. I’ll take two of those. I know she’s into black dudes.

  30. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
    Gin&Tonic
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    “It’s okay Papa, that’s not a real tiger. Now why don’t you just sit down, drink some metamucil, and wait for Grandmum to finally die…”

  31. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Gin&Tonic
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    Gross and pathetic

  32. Aubrey ODay Naked Playboy Spread Instagram
    cmonreally
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    Who let the intern use the airbrushing tool?

  33. Naked Twerking Girls Buck 22 Achy Breaky 2 Feat Billy Ray Cyrus
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    There will be a few screams when all that tape comes off.

  34. Benedict Cumberbatch Flight Attendants BAFTA New York Presents In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch
    joe
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    This might be the most British photo ever: Cumberbatch, a frumpy flight attendant whose smile belies the teeth that lurk in her mouth, and a Pakistani woman.

  35. Candice Swanepoel Butt Tight Dress Bottletop Collaboration Launch
    kafak
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    Girl needs a man who keeps her in a slight state of misery, because when she gets all happy and smiles like that, she loses hot points.

  36. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Gin&Tonic
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    Fake hair, fair tits, fake tan, faker than fake square ass, and the Aubrey O’day school of plasterface makeup. Pass

    • Dox

      I’m glad I’m not the only one. I took one look at her ass and kept thinking… “Is that genetic? Or cancer? Or did she break something?”

  37. Taylor Swift Cance Rehearsal Clothes
    cmonreally
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    …is this chick really wearing ballet slippers?

  38. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Gin&Tonic
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    Ah, fake nails too. Go figure

  39. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    cmonreally
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    AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Did he get stung by a bee the size of a fucking cat?

  40. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
    CK
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    Black Belt to the first guy to knock his ass out. Permanently.

  41. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    dennis
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    I guarantee you that if you slipped your credit card between those fake ass cheeks someone would be buying gas with a clone of your card within a few days in a city you probably never been.

  42. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
    Tiggles
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    “I can fit an entire hand in the other end too!”

  43. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    dennis
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    Does it count as camel toe or a wardrobe malfunction when you tuck your dress into your vagina on purpose?

  44. Demi Lovato Fat Legs Tights Plaid Miniskirt
    cmonreally
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    I’m just happy she learned to stay away from ripped jeans – they don’t look good if your leg fat is bursting out of the rips.

  45. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
    The Pope
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    The only way this would be any more gay is if he were at a Lakers game.

  46. Benedict Cumberbatch Flight Attendants BAFTA New York Presents In Conversation With Benedict Cumberbatch
    cmonreally
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    Does anyone else see the “Oh, ew, the uglier one is touching me, please someone make her stop touching me” look on his face?

  47. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
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    Vagina is hungry! Nom nom nom.

  48. Prince Charles Prince William Giant Stuffed Tiger Poaching Exhibition Illegal Wildlife Trade Conference
    The Pope
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    Bloody hell, I hope he doesn’t turn around and see my coat!

  49. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    anonym
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    nice fake ass.

    like you can’t even tell.

  50. Alex Pettyfer Renee Baugh Butt Tight Minidress Extra
    kafak
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    Do Nick and Aaron Carter have a gay brother we’ve never heard of?

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