The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon’s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about their lives.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

- Photo Boy

P.S. Ladies, if you’re looking for last-minute ideas for your special guy, Ryan Seacrest has you covered.

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