The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.14.14

February 14th, 2014 // 404 Comments

Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon‘s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about their lives.

Happy Valentine’s Day!

- Photo Boy

P.S. Ladies, if you’re looking for last-minute ideas for your special guy, Ryan Seacrest has you covered.

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Anthony
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    Looks like Leonardo DiCaprio if he fused with Haley Joel Osment.

  2. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Ronaldo
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    Holy Toledo!!

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    LMFAO

  4. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    alex
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    Is that attractive?

  5. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
    Slappy Magoo
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    “Let’s see, who can I hang out with to squelch these gay rumors…”
    - ironically, thought by both of them

  6. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Ronaldo
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    Bad job

  7. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Cock Dr
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    I like how the flabby backfat oozes between the suit straps. It’s as if the PhotoShopper abruptly ran out of time/energy after hours of polishing that huge fake ass.

  8. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    Minky Wail
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    Are the filming another Scared Straight?

  9. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
    Slappy Magoo
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    Is…is he trying to call Michael Bluth a chicken?

  10. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Deliberately choice of sheer garment or colossal wardrobe malfunction? You decide.

  11. Stedman Graham The Morning Show
    Slappy Magoo
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    …and that’s how I chewed through the ropes and got out of Oprah’s sex-’n-waffles dungeon.

  12. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    My mind is telling me “Fake and meant for black athletes” but my penis is yelling “Geronimo!!!”

  13. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
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    Did it just breath in!?

  14. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
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    “Ryan, cut that shit out. For the last time, the starting line of the lakers is not interested!!”

  15. Mariah Carey Cleavage Empire State Building Appearance
    Cock Dr
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    She looks pretty good.
    That’s probably a whole body girdle dress. They can do amazing things.

  16. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
    dennis
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    I wonder how many instructors he blew to get that belt.

  17. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Ronaldo
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    Wow
    O.o

  18. Pink Doing Yoga Kate Beckinsale Yoga Fundraiser Benefiting The Margie Petersen Breast Center
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    It’s the **Kate Beckinsale** Yoga Fundraiser and you post Pink!?

  19. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
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    I sure hope this can be attributed to clothing and weird angles because that looks crazy

  20. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
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    “Yes, Mr Kutcher. You give us 1 million and you get this little piece of paper…”
    “Let’s see Sheen threaten me now…”

  21. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    Lord Helmet
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    Tell me if you heard this before: Miley Cyrus, Vin Diesel and a lesbian walk into a b… Oh…

  22. Joseph Gordon Levitt Eating Burger Next To Guy Shitting Himself Laker Game
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    Fish wins with the caption…

  23. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    Minky Wail
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    I think it’s safe to say there’s probably an equally shitty figure of Jonah Hill kissing this one’s ass.

  24. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
    dennis
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    That’s funny. The UK is calling that same statue the “new stunningly life-like Simon Pegg wax figure….”

  25. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    Jonah Hill had ordered it and when he was not satisfied, he donated it to the museum…

  26. Hilaria Baldwin Daughter Carmen Ifema Front Row Fashion Show
    Lord Helmet
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    Man, Alec doesn’t waste time. That baby already looks traumatized.

  27. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
    Ruckus
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    And just like that, he has a 3 year output deal.

  28. Stedman Graham The Morning Show
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    Screw Chiwetel Ejiolfor. This dude needs his oscar for his own 28 years a slave…

  29. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    Wish I could look like Grumpy Cat whenever I wanted

  30. Karissa Shannon Huge Butt Lingerie
    Commented on this photo:

    I would… I sooo would…

  31. Kate Mara Cleavage Boob Window House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
    Minky Wail
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    “Blimey, looks quite like the blighter I bagged in the Punjab.”

  32. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
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    Tobey, NO! Mexicans HATE the chicken dance!

  33. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    MarketingMike
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    No amount of photoshop flare can hide that chin. Sorry…

  34. Tobey Maguire Manboobs Gut Police Escort
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    Ponch!! Can I ride on the back of your bike and stick shift your penis?

  35. Leonardo DiCaprio Awful Wax Figure Madame Tussauds
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    I didn’t know that even wax figures could get lupus.

  36. Ryan Seacrest Shoving Whole Fist In Mouth Jeffrey Katzenberg Laker Game
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    You know all that is going straight to your hips. You’re not even listening to me are you?

  37. Mickey Rourke Lunch With Young Hipsters
    MarketingMike
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    Mickey actually looks pretty good now. Seriously…
    I always liked the guy, and I felt bad for him.
    He should have killed his plastic surgeon.

  38. Naked Twerking Girls Buck 22 Achy Breaky 2 Feat Billy Ray Cyrus
    Ruckus
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    This is just going to sparkle on their resumes.

  39. Kelly Brook Butt Yoga Pants David McIntosh
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    Looks like David is focusing on his workouts and not helping Kelly.

  40. Gerald McRaney House Of Cards Season 2 Special Screening
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, so this is why there hasn’t been a Simon & Simon reunion episode

  41. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    George P. Burdell
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    The camel toe is strong with this one.

  42. Hilaria Baldwin Daughter Carmen Ifema Front Row Fashion Show
    MarketingMike
    Commented on this photo:

    Now that she has 18 years of guaranteed 5 figure income,
    we’ll probably never see her and Alec together again.
    My prediction, she’s single again by Christmas.

  43. JJ Abrams Derpface Winters Tale UK Premiere
    Lord Helmet
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    This explains so much about ST: Into Darkness.

  44. Rumer Willis Nipples Cameltoe Butt Sheer Dress
    George P. Burdell
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    It is a damn dress. How do you get a dress in both cracks at the same time. I am sure this is a technology will soon be exploited by the Kardashian.

  45. Ashton Kutcher Blue Belt Jiu Jitsu
    MarketingMike
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    Only 67 more levels till Black Belt.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
    MarketingMike
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    Pink looked better in the previous picture, without the hat.

  47. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Shaved Adams Apple LAX
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    Sad Bruce is sad. :(

    • Every picture I see of him he looks sadder and sadder. It’s not even funny anymore, just severely depressing, in a dog-waiting-for-an-owner-who-is-never-coming-back sort of way.

  48. Aubrey ODay Naked Playboy Spread Instagram
    Lord Helmet
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    The hottest photoshop I’ve ever seen masquerading as a sexy woman. Still… would.

  49. JJ Abrams Derpface Winters Tale UK Premiere
    creemygoodness
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ted! Annette! I’m glad you could come, how you doin’, give me your coats. Everybody, this is Ted and Annette Fleming! Ted has a small carpet cleaning business in receivership; Annette’s drawing a salary from a deferred bonus from two years ago! They got fifteen thousand left on the house at eight percent.”

    • Satan's Right Hand

      Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though

  50. Stedman Graham The Morning Show
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    “And then she took my balls, and ripped them like this!”

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