Welcome to a very special bullshit holiday edition of The Crap We Missed, brought to you by Karissa Shannon‘s giant butt, because what better way to commemorate a completely fake and meaningless thing intentionally engineered for the dual purpose of alleviating men of their money and leaving women with a dull sense of dissatisfaction about their lives.
Happy Valentine’s Day!
- Photo Boy
P.S. Ladies, if you’re looking for last-minute ideas for your special guy, Ryan Seacrest has you covered.