The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.13.14

It’s Friday’s The Crap We Missed, where there’s Kate Upton’s fat tits are embedded below, so if you’re viewing this post at work, HA! Welcome to the first day you’ve ever looked at TCWM. This is where we take out the trash, which is why you’ll see Coco’s vagina (?), Chris Brown dance-sharting during his sold-out show (Eat all dicks and die, America. Sincerely, The Superficial), generally one or more Kardashian, and Justin Bieber out-beefing what was previously held as the “fuckest of yous” to Marlon Brando in The Wild One.

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