We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”
This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,
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Douche and Douchier.
New under the muscle implants that have not dropped yet…
BUSTED!
I take directions from one person under protest, but for two I don’t sit still… who the hell are you anyway?!
Hey Nic, don’t look now, but there’s a lady behind you flying with a friggin’ umbrella!
FUCK YOU I AM NOT A MEAN DRUNK!
Aubrey O’Crap!
White people are awesome?
yeah, your race kicks ass.
You get multicolored titties like this by having them done in Mexico. They have a 5 year old in a corner blowing bubbles using Zebra Stripe gum.
Jocelyn Wildenstein having a good hair day.
Is Mrs. Rogers here?
is he off to occupy somewhere?
Yoga master Vishnu-Douchebag-Shazam.
I heard yoga is an excellent way to meet women in America.
what happened? she used to be hot.
Dammit, the thumbnail made me think it was Kate Beckinsale!
I think it’s time for some reading glasses.
Fruit Roll-Up Man. ‘He can take a lickin’. For fuck’s sake Marvel.
He looks like Wilmer Valderrama’s understudy.
Training for the Jocelyn Wildenstein lookalike contest
This photo is staged. You can tell because the only time customers make it rain for her, it’s spit.
Yep, still pregnant.
These have got to be from the laziest photogs in LA.
She almost looks lifelike. Almost.
Pebble Beach Pro Am in Los Angeles?
When did they start looking like Buddy Hacket and Cloris Leachman?
I find the brick wall to be more interesting.
Macaulay Culkin is taking notes
The cardinal rule for heders is “The simpler, the better.”
“Flying blind on a ROCKET CYCLE!!!!”
This is the same picture every day. Somebody in the photo department is phoning it in.
I was gonna say! How many damn yellow cardigans does she own?!
He’s training the dog to fill in for him when he’s too lazy to get off the couch to do a gig
ALL the DOGS are out for a walk.
I especially like the tattoo of the feces-filled colon.
the personification of madness.
I remember the good old days when KISS wasn’t seen without their makeup so nobody realized the guy with the tongue looked like the fat guy who ladles out soup at the Jewish deli.
+1
Alas, makeup will not cover that gut.
Must fly a blimp for a living.
Shiny and slick…
Just what women’s golf needed to dump that whole masculine stereotype – a penis.
Another publicist fired for forgetting to remove all mirrors from Leann’s line of sight.
Linda Evans has a brother?
She was hideous before all the plastic surgery and is still hideous after the fact; just with more plastic is all.
Not pictured.. Oh wait, it is.
Oh that is just nasty
Honey, I’m hobo!
“…and we can put a HAM ON TOP OF EVEREST!!”
You’ll see, I might look like crap now but in 3 short months I’m going to look like Zac Blooming Efron.
I could have sex and read the comics at the same time.
That’s the MOST fucked up super hero I have ever seen.
Hey Lumpy, where you going?
“And that’s when I told Harry, ‘Not only are you a prince, but a wizard too!!”
Catch your cab yet serious sassy pants?
That woman is so built, her ass has an ass!
This would be so much hotter if her skin was the color of her dress and her dress was the color of her skin. And if it wasn’t Aubrey O’Day.