The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12

February 10th, 2012 // 540 Comments

We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”

This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    Splat
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    Douche and Douchier.

  2. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Jimbob
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    New under the muscle implants that have not dropped yet…

  3. Nicolas Cage
    it had to be said
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    BUSTED!

  4. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Mike Walker
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    I take directions from one person under protest, but for two I don’t sit still… who the hell are you anyway?!

  5. Nicolas Cage
    The Pope
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    Hey Nic, don’t look now, but there’s a lady behind you flying with a friggin’ umbrella!

  6. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Splat
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    FUCK YOU I AM NOT A MEAN DRUNK!

  7. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Aubrey O’Crap!

  8. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Jesus Hernandez
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    White people are awesome?

  9. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    You get multicolored titties like this by having them done in Mexico. They have a 5 year old in a corner blowing bubbles using Zebra Stripe gum.

  10. Robin Antin
    Splat
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    Jocelyn Wildenstein having a good hair day.

  11. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Mike Walker
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    Is Mrs. Rogers here?

  12. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    is he off to occupy somewhere?

  13. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    Yoga master Vishnu-Douchebag-Shazam.

  14. Meagan Good Cleavage
    poop
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    what happened? she used to be hot.

  15. Robin Antin
    The Pope
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    Dammit, the thumbnail made me think it was Kate Beckinsale!

  16. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Fruit Roll-Up Man. ‘He can take a lickin’. For fuck’s sake Marvel.

  17. Willem Dafoe Hails Cab
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    He looks like Wilmer Valderrama’s understudy.

  18. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
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    Training for the Jocelyn Wildenstein lookalike contest

  19. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Mike701
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    This photo is staged. You can tell because the only time customers make it rain for her, it’s spit.

  20. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
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    Yep, still pregnant.
    These have got to be from the laziest photogs in LA.

  21. Meagan Good Cleavage
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    She almost looks lifelike. Almost.

  22. Fergie
    ACA
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    Pebble Beach Pro Am in Los Angeles?

  23. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
    Mike701
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    When did they start looking like Buddy Hacket and Cloris Leachman?

  24. Adam Scott
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    I find the brick wall to be more interesting.

  25. Willem Dafoe Hails Cab
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    Macaulay Culkin is taking notes

  26. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    The cardinal rule for heders is “The simpler, the better.”

  27. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
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    “Flying blind on a ROCKET CYCLE!!!!”

  28. Hilary Duff Pregnant Belly Yellow Blazer
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    This is the same picture every day. Somebody in the photo department is phoning it in.

  29. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
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    He’s training the dog to fill in for him when he’s too lazy to get off the couch to do a gig

  30. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
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    ALL the DOGS are out for a walk.

  31. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Juaquin ingles
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    I especially like the tattoo of the feces-filled colon.

  32. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    jimbob
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    the personification of madness.

  33. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
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    I remember the good old days when KISS wasn’t seen without their makeup so nobody realized the guy with the tongue looked like the fat guy who ladles out soup at the Jewish deli.

  34. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
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    Must fly a blimp for a living.

  35. Fergie
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    Just what women’s golf needed to dump that whole masculine stereotype – a penis.

  36. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    Mike701
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    Another publicist fired for forgetting to remove all mirrors from Leann’s line of sight.

  37. Robin Antin
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    Linda Evans has a brother?

  38. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Jack Ketch
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    She was hideous before all the plastic surgery and is still hideous after the fact; just with more plastic is all.

  39. Toni Braxton
    Redundnat
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    Not pictured.. Oh wait, it is.

  40. Jimdog

    Oh that is just nasty

  41. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    Smiling Back
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    Honey, I’m hobo!

  42. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “…and we can put a HAM ON TOP OF EVEREST!!”

  43. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    Before and After
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    You’ll see, I might look like crap now but in 3 short months I’m going to look like Zac Blooming Efron.

  44. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
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    I could have sex and read the comics at the same time.

  45. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
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    That’s the MOST fucked up super hero I have ever seen.

  46. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
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    Hey Lumpy, where you going?

  47. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    fattymcgee
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    “And that’s when I told Harry, ‘Not only are you a prince, but a wizard too!!”

  48. Willem Dafoe Hails Cab
    Swizzle Stick
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    Catch your cab yet serious sassy pants?

  49. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    fattymcgee
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    That woman is so built, her ass has an ass!

  50. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    eww
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    This would be so much hotter if her skin was the color of her dress and her dress was the color of her skin. And if it wasn’t Aubrey O’Day.

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