The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12

February 10th, 2012 // 540 Comments

We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”

This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The side of her mouth is trying to eat itself for nourishment.

  2. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    Johnny P!
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    Harry: “Hmmm… a red beard. Red. Beard. Redbeard! That could be my new moniker! Oh, wait that one’s already taken by a pirate, innit… oh, I got it! How about: ‘Hagrid’! That’s it! Oooh, the birds’ll LOVE that one!”

  3. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
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    Relax LeAnn, That over there is called a sss..say it with me.. ssssannnddwhich.

  4. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
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    Just how long has John Madden been on that bus?

  5. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Pewpsock
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    “Bring me yer babies, so that I may eat them…”

  6. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
    Colin
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    I didn’t know Samantha Ronson was a drag king.

  7. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I like that her chain points out where to drop your load and leave the $20 bill.

  8. Nicolas Cage
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    “Nobody can tell that I’ve STOLEN THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENDENCE!!!!!”

  9. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
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    Nice hair, Fonzi.

  10. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    Johnny P!
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    Ahhh, I see the ancient Viking curse of “No Upper Lip on your Offspring!” is still potent many, many generations later.

  11. Fergie
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    Nice dog leg

  12. Fergie
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    Little did Fergie know that she had just given herself away by not driving from the red tees.

  13. Cock Dr

    This tattooed cunt is my nominee for the cuntiest cunt of the cunt universe.

  14. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Johnny P!
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    Girlfriend: “Why did that photographer’s assistant throw a bunch of fake money on the stage right before the picture was taken?”
    Boyfriend: “Hah! You chicks! Only YOU’D notice something like that at a peeler bar!”

  15. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Even the little eyes on it are perfect. Do they use a microscope?

  16. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    Cock Dr
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    Kudos to Ms Perry for signing her divorce papers garnished with a smiley face.
    Looking at this photo I think that’s very much justified.

  17. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Skirt Cash Warren
    bbiowa
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    Dude has a steelie. Harder than a woody.

  18. Nicolas Cage
    Johnny P!
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    “Why is no one behind the barriers paying any attention to me whatsoever?”

  19. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Her mouth knows there’s a bun around here somewhere

  20. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Pewpsock
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    “Hon, do you think I could look that trampy some day too???”

  21. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Pewpsock
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    “Yes, I tramp stamped my forehead!!!”

  22. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Doesn’t resemble a centaur from this angle….have doubts that this IS Serena.

  23. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    That Chuckie doll’s got some angry titties!

  24. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
    Boo
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    WOw they look OLD!!! And I mean OLD!!!

  25. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    That Napoleon Dynamite cartoon is a prime example of striking while the iron is hot.

  26. Gene Simmons Shannon Tweed Jogging Dogs
    Cock Dr
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    It’s better to burn out than to end up appearing on the SW like this.

  27. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Does she know that she’s a veiny bimbotastic mess?

  28. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    Liz
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    She just saw Jennifer Love Hewitt.

  29. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
    CVG
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    Her boob is trying to escape her body by traveling up her shoulder

  30. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Skirt Cash Warren
    Meg
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    that is not cash warren. that may not even be jessica alba

  31. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Her boobs never match. What’d you get that done in a Guatemala or something?

  32. Adam Scott
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I’ve never seen him but I can tell from the picture he must be very talented.

  33. Robin Antin
    Anna
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    THERE’S Khloe Kardashian’s real father!

  34. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    your mom
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    Wasn’t her reasoning for throwing Jesse James under the bus financial security? For her daughter? You would assume that would include getting off the fucking pole.

  35. David Spade Duck Lips
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    If I had a super cool leather shirt jacket WITH SNAPS, I’d look smug too.

  36. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
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    Twin Mouth-breathers.

  37. Adam Scott
    Zee Brat
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    You leave Adam Scott out of this fish!

  38. Jessica Alba Butt Tight Skirt Cash Warren
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    “relax honey, we don’t need your coupons.”

  39. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    Do_Freebird
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    How many women have the utter class to tattoo what looks like her intestines onto her stomach.

  40. Cameron

    What a hideous POS.

  41. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
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    She’s getting smarter. Now she carries a spare implant on her head, just in case her body absorbs one.

  42. Adam Scott
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    The longer you look at this picture, the farther his eyes move apart.

  43. Toni Braxton
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    You can tell she dates white guys.

  44. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
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    I don’t care what anyone says. This girl is freakin’ HOT. If you’ve seen her during interviews, she carries herself well and very demurely and is quite intelligent. She’s smokin’

  45. Michelle Bombshell McGee Bikini Stripper Pole
    it had to be said
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    I paid for a lap dance and got a tour of a third-tier art museum to boot!

  46. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Don’t let the door hit you on the way out. No, seriously, we just got a new door.

  47. Aubrey O'Day Cleavage
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    Nice tit veins

  48. Serena Williams Butt Tight Dress
    it had to be said
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    Black Kardashian is a frightening concept.

  49. Willem Dafoe Hails Cab
    it had to be said
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    Gay Nazis in New York.

  50. Kristin Cavallari Nipples
    it had to be said
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    Looks like Jay had a piss test.

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