We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.
Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”
This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,
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