The Crap We Missed – Friday 2.10.12

February 10th, 2012 // 540 Comments

We now live in a time when shooting a ping-pong ball from your vagina means you’re the second trashiest act of the night. Thanks, Jesse James.

Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed where David Spade shouts out to Casey Anthony, Fergie‘s on the fairway recommending a wood, and in every photo of Toni Braxton there’s always an effeminate black man sporting homemade seashell jewelery with a cell phone saying “Bitch, you would not believe the size of her microphone.”

This Jon Heder mindfuck should kickstart your weekend binge drinking,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    Horrified
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    I’m meeting up with Madonna for a quick yoga and trip back to the 80s…

  2. David Spade Duck Lips
    King Diamond
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    Hansel… he’s so hot right now… Hansel

  3. Dan Heder Jon Heder East Bound And Down Premiere
    Beezustunt
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    Sharon Gless lives!

  4. Mark Ronson Re: Generation Music Project
    Instrumurmur
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    Any particular reason he wore his cosplay of Phoenix Wright?

  5. Russell Brand Yoga Mat
    squishy
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    Holy Shazam Batman!

  6. Prince Harry Walking With The Wounded Everest Expedition
    squishy
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    Long lost cousin…

  7. Nicolas Cage
    squishy
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    Shiny!!

  8. LeAnn Rimes Re: Generation Music Project
    Sliver
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    She looks better than usual. Ahem.

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